Posts tagged "jimmy kimmel live"

Jimmy Kimmel’s “Mean Tweets” Segment Never Gets Old

I’m dyingggg. Either “Jimmy Kimmel Live”‘s “Mean Tweets” segment is getting funnier, or humankind is becoming more vicious— okay, or maybe  it’s both. Whatever it may be, the TV host brought back his popular “Mean Tweets” segment last night, where he has celebs read actual cruel tweets directed at them, and it was one of…

By: Katie Oldenburg / November 21, 2014

About That Time Emily Blunt Took Tom Cruise On His First Trip To The Box

Oh, the jokes just write themselves! Emily Blunt continued her bid to be my imaginary celeb best friend last night on “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” telling a pretty great story about taking Scientology weirdo Tom Cruise to The Box nightclub in London for a live burlesque sex show. (“Disgusting” “loser” Matt Damon and Em’s husband Joh…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 16, 2014

“Fake Drake” Asks People What They Think About Drake

Okay, so Drake did act like a giant baby after his Rolling Stone cover was nixed following Philip Seymour Hoffman’s sudden death. But this proves he can laugh at himself, so he’s back in my good graces: “Jimmy Kimmel Live” sent Drake out with a beard and a wig to ask people their feelings about Drake.

By: Jessica Wakeman / April 12, 2014

Kristen Wiig’s Very Awkward First Date On “Jimmy Kimmel Live”

My most recent online date was pretty bad. The guy told a date rape joke, loudly criticized anyone who dared brush up against him at the bar, and went on a rant about hating fat people. But at least he didn’t text me a picture of his asshole afterwards. The same cannot be said for…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 10, 2014

Channing Tatum Talks Fatherhood On “Jimmy Kimmel Live”

New baby daddy Channing Tatum stopped by Jimmy Kimmel last night to promote his latest film, “White House Down,” and was happy to talk about spending time with daughter Everly. “You never have enough time,” said my new favorite DILF. “You walk out of the room to go to the bathroom and that’s time lost.” Swooooon! He…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 27, 2013

I Want To Hate Miley Cyrus, But I Can’t

I seriously cannot get enough of Miley Cyrus. I do not know what it is. It would be far more in my nature to find her near constant identity makeover insufferable. But I don’t. I like her. She’s weird. I mean, on last night’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” she talked all about her family’s love of donkeys. This speaks to…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 26, 2013

Morrissey Cancels On Kimmel Because Of “Duck Dynasty”

“Morrissey is thankful for being invited to perform on Jimmy Kimmel Live tomorrow, February 26. However, he cannot morally be on a television program where the cast members of Duck Dynasty will also be guests. Morrissey would be honored to play the show, if ‘Duck Dynasty’ were removed.”
Morrissey on why you won’t be seeing…

By: Julie Gerstein / February 26, 2013

Watch Every Movie Ever In “Movie: The Movie: 2V”

It takes a lot of time — like hours and hours — to watch movies. So on last night’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” Jimmy Kimmel decided to do us all a solid and create a film that encapsulated, well, every movie ever. “Movie: The Movie: 2V” is actually the sequel to last year’s equally bombastic “Movie:…

By: Julie Gerstein / February 25, 2013

Matt Damon Takes Over “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” Transforms Show Into “Jimmy Kimmel Sucks”

Matt Damon and Jimmy Kimmel have had a longstanding feud, stemming from Damon getting bumped from Kimmel’s show, like, a zillion times. Kimmel closes virtually every show now “apologizing” to Matt Damon for bumping him from the episode, and finally Damon had enough. So last night, Damon got his revenge. He wheeled a bound and…

By: Julie Gerstein / January 25, 2013

7 Other Hairstyles For LeAnn Rimes (Because That Quiff Wasn’t Working)

I know I said I would stop picking on LeAnn Rimes, but I can’t! Tuesday night, on “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” LeAnn did herself a grave disservice by experimenting with a new hairdo. Rachel told me that there is a proper name for this hairstyle and it’s called a quiff. Wikipedia describes it as a cro…

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 25, 2013

Marky Mark Sings, And It Is Comically Awful

On Thursday night, Mark “Funky Bunch” Wahlberg appeared on “Jimmy Kimmel Live” to promote his hundreth new rogue cop gone bad/good movie, “Broken City.” As he was walking in, the house band began playing a track that his character in “Boogie Nights” once sang. And that prompted the “Gonna Make You Sweat” rapper to pick…

By: Julie Gerstein / January 18, 2013

Ryan Gosling On Being That Creepy Guy Handing Out Girl Scout Cookies

My boo appeared on “Jimmy Kimmel Live” earlier this week, and confirmed a rumor that the host had heard from friends of his. About five or six years ago, Ryan Gosling did indeed hand out Girl Scout cookies to strangers on the streets of Los Angeles. But why? Ryan proceeded to give a long explanation, having…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 11, 2013

Honey Boo Boo Kinda Endorses Obama On “Jimmy Kimmel Live”

As you already know, Alana was in Hollywood this week for an appearance on “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” which aired last night. She was hilariously adorable throughout and I couldn’t bring myself to clip just one moment. So, above, see it all, from Mama June repeatedly reminding Alana to keep her legs closed and Alana explaining…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 16, 2012

Rebel Wilson Raps, Reveals Teenage Love For Kriss Kross

One of the breakout stars of “Bridesmaids” — besides Melissa McCarthy — was Rebel Wilson, who played the female half of Kristen Wiig’s weird brother-sister roommate duo. Remember? She got the Mexican drinking worm tattoo from some guy in the back of  van? Well, Wilson next appears as an exceedingly normal bride in “Bachelorette,” a…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 15, 2012

Well Played: Katy Perry (!?) In Roses

You guys know I generally find Katy Perry to dress like the Poor Man’s Gaga — so wacky! So out of control! So over the top! Oh look, there’s whipped cream shooting out of her tits! Oh geez, her entire look is inspired by an ice cream cone she dropped on the pavement when she…

By: Julie Gerstein / June 26, 2012

A Legitimate Reason To Be Jealous Of Zooey Deschanel

Is there ever going to be a chink in Zooey Deschanel’s cool armor? On a recent appearance of “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” she revealed her ties to my all-time favorite television show, “Twin Peaks.” Her mother, Mary Jo Deschanel, played Eileen Hayward, who you may remember better as Donna’s (Lara Flynn Boyle) mother. As if that…

By: Ami Angelowicz / March 27, 2012

Celebs Reads Nasty Tweets About Themselves (And Only A Few Cry)

I’ve long been pestering Amelia to film The Frisky staff reading the meanest, funniest, trolliest comments we’ve gotten on our posts. There are some real gems out there. But it seems the staff of “Jimmy Kimmel Live” has slunk into my brain and snatched my idea. In honor of Twitter’s sixth birthday, Jimmy got everyone…

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 22, 2012

Jessica Simpson Discusses Her Copious Amount Of Amniotic Fluid With Jimmy Kimmel

“I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha … Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant!”
– Jessica Simpson continues her habit of over-sharing — just a bit! — with Jimmy Kimmel. Now, I am super fascinated by…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 20, 2012

Shaquille O’Neal Brags About His Penis, Gets A Piggyback From His Lilliputian Girlfriend

Fast forward to 3:15 and you will see Shaq receive a piggyback ride from “Hoops,” his Lilliputian girlfriend. That is seriously impressive. And she is wearing heels. The only good thing you missed before the piggy is Shaq referencing how large his “anaconda” is. I mean, we figured as much. Oh, and just in case…

By: Ami Angelowicz / December 6, 2011

The Tug Toner Is Phallic Fitness Fun

“Jimmy Kimmel Live” parodied suggestive workout equipment with a this hilarious spoof ad for the Tug Toner — a piece of gear that simulates c**k rocking with more flair than the Shake Weight and the Free Flexor combined. I really wish this was real. I’d give anything to see fellow gym goers yanking that giant,…

By: Ami Angelowicz / October 17, 2011
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