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Jimmy Kimmel’s “Mean Tweets” Segment Never Gets Old

Jimmy Kimmel's "Mean Tweets" Segment Never Gets Old
Wait For Chloë Grace Moretz's Reaction...

I’m dyingggg. Either “Jimmy Kimmel Live”‘s “Mean Tweets” segment is getting funnier, or humankind is becoming more vicious— okay, or maybe  it’s both. Whatever it may be, the TV host brought back his popular “Mean Tweets” segment last night, where he has celebs read actual cruel tweets directed at them, and it was one of the best ones yet. While Gwyneth Paltrow didn’t seem too amused reading her tweet (because, let’s be honest, she’s about as stale as month-old bread), other stars like Chloë Grace Moretz, Lisa Kudrow, Scott Foley and John Stamos found humor in the hatred. Is it bad that I want to start tweeting mean things just for the chance to have it read on television? My tirade against Taylor Swift begins now.

About That Time Emily Blunt Took Tom Cruise On His First Trip To The Box

About That Time Emily Blunt Took Tom Cruise On His First Trip To The Box
Also, Emily's Tom Cruise Impression Is Flawless

Oh, the jokes just write themselves! Emily Blunt continued her bid to be my imaginary celeb best friend last night on “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” telling a pretty great story about taking Scientology weirdo Tom Cruise to The Box nightclub in London for a live burlesque sex show. (“Disgusting” “loser” Matt Damon and Em’s husband John Krasinski were also there.) BTW, Emily’s Tom Cruise impression is subtle but fantastic.

“Fake Drake” Asks People What They Think About Drake

fake drake
Yes, That's Really Drake

Okay, so Drake did act like a giant baby after his Rolling Stone cover was nixed following Philip Seymour Hoffman’s sudden death. But this proves he can laugh at himself, so he’s back in my good graces: “Jimmy Kimmel Live” sent Drake out with a beard and a wig to ask people their feelings about Drake. Everyone, it turns out, hates Drake.  They go on and on and on about how they don’t like Drake. And then he starts peeling his fake beard off and, well, you can imagine what happens next … [YouTube]

Kristen Wiig’s Very Awkward First Date On “Jimmy Kimmel Live”

Kristen Wiig's Very Awkward First Date On "Jimmy Kimmel Live"
"Used lipstick? I'm okay."

My most recent online date was pretty bad. The guy told a date rape joke, loudly criticized anyone who dared brush up against him at the bar, and went on a rant about hating fat people. But at least he didn’t text me a picture of his asshole afterwards. The same cannot be said for Kristin Wiig’s date, who accompanied her to a taping of “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” after she accidentally double-booked. Awkward. (Also, if Kristen Wiig is my OK Cupid competition, I’m even more screwed.)

Channing Tatum Talks Fatherhood On “Jimmy Kimmel Live”

Channing Tatum On Jimmy Kimmel Live
He's Got That New Dad Glow!

New baby daddy Channing Tatum stopped by Jimmy Kimmel last night to promote his latest film, “White House Down,” and was happy to talk about spending time with daughter Everly. “You never have enough time,” said my new favorite DILF. “You walk out of the room to go to the bathroom and that’s time lost.” Swooooon! He also joked with Jimmy about the song, “(I Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum,” which has made his name forever synonymous with, uh, splooge. “It’s weird that I’ve destroyed my own name, like I’ve just completely like wrecked it,” he laughed. Check out the interview (in two parts) above!

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Watch "(I Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum"
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Meet Baby Everly!
Channing Tatum. Holding A Baby. Wearing A Baja Hoodie.
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Channing Tatum
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I Want To Hate Miley Cyrus, But I Can’t

Miley Cyrus On Jimmy Kimmel Live
I Can't Quit You, Miley

I seriously cannot get enough of Miley Cyrus. I do not know what it is. It would be far more in my nature to find her near constant identity makeover insufferable. But I don’t. I like her. She’s weird. I mean, on last night’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” she talked all about her family’s love of donkeys. This speaks to me. She also gave Jimmy a bunch of ridiculous explanations for her bizarro new video. The tl;dr is she was totally high with Snoop Lion. Anyway, yeah, she’s totally jacking Rihanna’s look (baseball jacket, thigh-high boots, gold chains), and she throws around words like “homies” and “swag” so seriously, but I don’t know, I dig Miley’s vibe. I’ve done drunk the Miley-Aid. Watch her interview above (in two parts) and check out her performance of her seriously fly new single, “We Can’t Stop,” after the jump!

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