Do Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman have a sex tape? Do I want to know the answer to that question? If there is one, and I’m forced to watch it, can I stab my eyes out afterward? These are the pressing questions of the day. Some random dude in Canada says Kimmel and Silverman made a sex tape when they were “on vacation a few years ago.” Purportedly, they “forgot” the camera, and now a resort employee is shopping the tape. The screen caps show a glimpse of somebody who could be anybody, including one of my exes, on top of someone else who you can’t see at all. Also: These knuckleheads aren’t even together anymore. I remain dubious and horrified. We will continue to bring you more of this terrifying sex tape gone wrong story as it continues to break my will to live. [ZackTaylor]

John Cho boldly went on “Jimmy Kimmel Live” last night to promote the “Star Trek” prequel. In the flick, Cho plays Commander Hikaru Sulu, the ship’s helmsman. In these duds, we’d like the sexy stud to drive us deep ... into space. [Hollywood, CA, 5/7/09]

Justin Timberlake was on “Jimmy Kimmel Live” last night to promote his new action reality TV show, “The Phone.” However, I couldn’t focus on anything he was saying because I couldn’t help but notice his crossed legs. I’m not sure if it’s because Justin seems a little feminine, but the way he put his hand between his thighs really bothered me and made him much less attractive to me. Guys do have it a little bit rough when they go on talk shows. What are they supposed to do with their legs, keep them wide open? What do you think? Is it OK for men to sit with their legs crossed, or does it bother you?

“The only thing better than breaking up is going on ‘The View’ right after you break up,” Jimmy Kimmel joked.  Yet that’s exactly what the poor schmuck did after his split with on-again, off-again girlfriend Sarah Silverman. The tough love ladies goaded Jimmy since he canceled his last appearance on the show because he had just broken up with Silverman and yet, here he was again, in the same tough spot.  Although he was willing to brave their views on live television this time, perhaps it’s just because he feels totally defeated by women—even while dressed as one (see above clip).  Doesn’t Jimmy Kimmel in drag look like he could be Rosie O’Donnell’s sister? [Huffington Post]

Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale don’t want to find out the sex of their baby until Gwen goes into it’s born. Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban know their baby’s sex but aren’t sharing. Tori Spelling expressed her need to know on Jimmy Kimmel last month: “We are going to find out because I hate yellow nurseries! And then if you don’t tell people, you just get [gifts of] yellow and white stuff!” Would you want to know whether you’re having a boy or a girl? [People.com, Celebrity Baby Blog, Celebrity Baby Blog]