Basically, “Strangers With Candy” is my religion and Simple Times: Crafts For Poor People is my Bible. I suppose this makes Amy Sedaris my own personal Jesus? Maybe not that exactly, but something close. On a recent episode of Jimmy Fallon, Amy gifted us all with an instructional on how to make edible kitty litter and cat turds. You never know when that sort of thing will come in handy. So, you’ll probably want to stay fully stocked at all times with crushed walnuts, cocoa powder, and 100 Grand bars for the scat. Oh, and don’t forget your fake teeth. I have no idea why. But Amy ate the litter and poop with fake teeth and I have faith in her. There’s a gratuitous Jerri Blank GIF after the jump. Just cuz. [Jezebel] Keep reading »
Jimmy Fallon only has six months left as the host of “Late Night” before he takes over at “The Tonight Show,” and he has a lot of work to do. Watch as he brings on a partner, zips up his hazmat suit and starts slinging jokes instead of Walter White’s signature blue meth in this ridiculously spot-on spoof of “Breaking Bad,” featuring cameos from real BB cast members Bryan Cranston, Aaron Paul, Dean Norris and Bob Odenkirk. [YouTube]
The Cronut, the über popular lovechild of the croissant and donut, is possibly the world’s most revered dessert right now. But despite its superiority, the Cronut is still the snack of equality. If you want a Cronut, you will wait in line for a Cronut. We’re looking at you, Emma Roberts.
In true diva style, Emma allegedly decided that the line in front of Dominique Ansel Bakery in NYC was not for her. She and her publicist marched right on up to the front of the line to try and get some star treatment. She was, however, treated like any other line jumper and was sent to the back of the lengthy queue. Emma reportedly quickly decided that waiting like a normal person was beneath her and she left the bakery in shame.
Luckily for Roberts, she is in fact a famous person and was treated to a Cronut that very night when she appeared on “Late Night With Jimmy Fallon.” On the show, she explained that she didn’t see the large group of people waiting to get into the store, which is why she went right to the door. I can’t really tell if it’s worse to be completely oblivious or just impatient and entitled. Either way, she got her damn Cronut. [Gawker; Daily Mail] [Photo: Getty Images]