Posts tagged "jesus"

Sarah Palin: Jesus Loves Guns!

In her most recent generous frenzy of fanaticism, Sarah Palin declared that not only is her pro-Gun stance in line with Biblical Christianity, but it is an exact echo of…

Bronwyn Isaac | November 20, 2015 - 2:30 pm

Kim Davis’ Husband Gives Speech, Remains Committed To This Whole Overalls Bit

Do you think his closet is just, like, all overalls?

Robyn Pennacchia | September 17, 2015 - 6:45 pm

Lady Pulls Tampon Out Of Bible, Goes On Weird Anti-Gay Rant

What on earth even is this?

Robyn Pennacchia | September 17, 2015 - 2:00 pm

Madonna’s Social Media Manager Is Out Of His Or Her Damn Mind With This #RebelHeart Hashtag

You know how the heart emoji was the most popular word of 2014? After viewing Madonna’s Twitter timeline, I’m convinced that she single-handedly made it so.
In an effort…

Rebecca Vipond Brink | January 2, 2015 - 3:00 pm

When Jared Leto Met Jesus Christ

I assume they discussed ombre maintenance and the best filtering systems for turning water into wine. [Twitter]…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | May 14, 2014 - 5:30 pm

Life Dream Status: “Miracle Machine” Turns Water Into Wine

It might soon be much easier for all of us to become a little more Christ-like, if only in the “being able to turn water into wine” department. As you’ll…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | March 7, 2014 - 5:00 pm

Evening Quickies: TV Broadcasters Ready And Waiting For Jesus’ Return

I thought this was an Onion headline, but I was mistaken: two American TV broadcasters have acquired studio space in Jerusalem so they have a prime spot for when…

Jessica Wakeman | October 1, 2012 - 6:00 pm

Woman Sees Jesus In Bathroom Mold

For most people, bathroom mold is a cross to bear.
For Chyenna Richards in Houston, it’s a sign that God is truly everywhere — including her shower stall.
“People say…

The Huffington Post | June 3, 2012 - 11:30 am

15 Really Weird Places Jesus Has Appeared

A Florida woman is reporting that she spotted Jesus on an episode of the “The Bachelor.” It wasn’t even the new season though, it was Brad Womack’s season, so I’m…

Ami Angelowicz | May 17, 2012 - 9:00 am

Christian Victoria’s Secret Model Quits On Account Of Jesus

In 2009, Victoria’s Secret launched a nationwide competition to seek out their newest Angel. Out of 10,000 real-girl applicants, all voted upon by fans online, only one emerged victorious: the…

Rachel Krause | February 9, 2012 - 12:40 pm

Jesus Appears On Walmart Receipt

If you know God, would you realize it if you saw him … staring back at you from your Walmart receipt.? South Carolina couple, Jacob Simmons and Gentry…

Ami Angelowicz | July 18, 2011 - 6:20 pm

Finger-Banged By Jesus

If this was what happened at church every Sunday, I would actually go. Just sayin’… [Buzzfeed]…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | March 24, 2011 - 10:40 am

Today’s Lady News: Don’t Abort The Next Son Of God, Ladies!

Be careful, pro-choice, ladies: you could be aborting the next son of God! [USA Today]
A source claims Google gave a $6 million bonus to a female engineer who was…

Jessica Wakeman | November 23, 2010 - 9:30 pm

Jesus Christ Is Coming To Comedy Central

Even though Mohammed’s cameo on “South Park” didn’t go over so well, Comedy Central is prepared to show that it doesn’t discriminate when it comes to offending religious groups. Next…

Ami Angelowicz | May 7, 2010 - 5:20 pm

Catholic School Rejects Preschooler Over Lesbian Parents

We are so happy people are protesting this bigotry: A nursery school at Sacred Heart of Jesus Catholic School, in Boulder, Colorado, will not admit one of their preschoolers because…

Jessica Wakeman | March 8, 2010 - 9:15 pm

Do You Accept Lindsay Lohan As Your Lord And Personal Savior?

Lindsay Lohan poses as Jesus on the cover of Purple, a fashion magazine, surely pissing off the last three people on earth who still like her.

Also, didn’t…

Jessica Wakeman | February 9, 2010 - 12:10 pm

“Sexy” Nativity Scene In Shop Window Pisses Off L.A.

The people of Los Angeles have their panties in a knot after Madison, a clothing store on Robertson Boulevard, scoffed at good taste and depicted a “sexy nativity scene” in…

Jessica Wakeman | December 4, 2009 - 2:10 pm

Will Not Wack For Jesus

One dude is going to extreme lengths to stop himself from masturbating. Brian “Head” Welch, who used to play guitar is that awful band KoRn (yeah, I said it!) and…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | September 14, 2009 - 2:40 pm