Korean Jesus Is Crossfit Jesus
Today I learned that in Korea, Jesus has insane obliques. Look at those things!
No one seems to know exactly where in Korea this crucifix lives,…
Marco Rubio’s Recent ‘Town Hall’ Was Just Forty Minutes Of Self-Affirmations
It’s really only befitting to his #Brand that Rubio’s recent “Town Hall” featured no audience questions, which defeating the whole purpose of a Town Hall. …
Face Of Lemmy Appears On Woman’s Ultrasound
Fine–she says it’s Jesus, but it looks way more like Lemmy to us.
Sarah Palin: Jesus Loves Guns!
In her most recent generous frenzy of fanaticism, Sarah Palin declared that not only is her pro-Gun stance in line with Biblical Christianity, but it is an exact echo of…
Kim Davis’ Husband Gives Speech, Remains Committed To This Whole Overalls Bit
Do you think his closet is just, like, all overalls?
Lady Pulls Tampon Out Of Bible, Goes On Weird Anti-Gay Rant
What on earth even is this?
Madonna’s Social Media Manager Is Out Of His Or Her Damn Mind With This #RebelHeart Hashtag
You know how the heart emoji was the most popular word of 2014? After viewing Madonna’s Twitter timeline, I’m convinced that she single-handedly made it so.
In an effort…
Life Dream Status: “Miracle Machine” Turns Water Into Wine
It might soon be much easier for all of us to become a little more Christ-like, if only in the “being able to turn water into wine” department. As you’ll…
Evening Quickies: TV Broadcasters Ready And Waiting For Jesus’ Return
I thought this was an Onion headline, but I was mistaken: two American TV broadcasters have acquired studio space in Jerusalem so they have a prime spot for when…
Woman Sees Jesus In Bathroom Mold
For most people, bathroom mold is a cross to bear.
For Chyenna Richards in Houston, it’s a sign that God is truly everywhere — including her shower stall.
15 Really Weird Places Jesus Has Appeared
A Florida woman is reporting that she spotted Jesus on an episode of the “The Bachelor.” It wasn’t even the new season though, it was Brad Womack’s season, so I’m…