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Korean Jesus Is Crossfit Jesus

Today I learned that in Korea, Jesus has insane obliques. Look at those things!

No one seems to know exactly where in Korea this crucifix lives,

Rebecca Vipond Brink | February 22, 2016 - 3:30 pm

Marco Rubio’s Recent ‘Town Hall’ Was Just Forty Minutes Of Self-Affirmations

It’s really only befitting to his #Brand that Rubio’s recent “Town Hall”  featured no audience questions, which defeating the whole purpose of a Town Hall. …

Bronwyn Isaac | February 19, 2016 - 9:00 am

Face Of Lemmy Appears On Woman’s Ultrasound

Fine–she says it’s Jesus, but it looks way more like Lemmy to us.

Robyn Pennacchia | January 9, 2016 - 9:30 am

Sarah Palin: Jesus Loves Guns!

In her most recent generous frenzy of fanaticism, Sarah Palin declared that not only is her pro-Gun stance in line with Biblical Christianity, but it is an exact echo of…

Bronwyn Isaac | November 20, 2015 - 2:30 pm

Kim Davis’ Husband Gives Speech, Remains Committed To This Whole Overalls Bit

Do you think his closet is just, like, all overalls?

Robyn Pennacchia | September 17, 2015 - 6:45 pm

Lady Pulls Tampon Out Of Bible, Goes On Weird Anti-Gay Rant

What on earth even is this?

Robyn Pennacchia | September 17, 2015 - 2:00 pm

Madonna’s Social Media Manager Is Out Of His Or Her Damn Mind With This #RebelHeart Hashtag

You know how the heart emoji was the most popular word of 2014? After viewing Madonna’s Twitter timeline, I’m convinced that she single-handedly made it so.
In an effort…

Rebecca Vipond Brink | January 2, 2015 - 3:00 pm

When Jared Leto Met Jesus Christ

I assume they discussed ombre maintenance and the best filtering systems for turning water into wine. [Twitter] …

Amelia McDonell-Parry | May 14, 2014 - 5:30 pm

Life Dream Status: “Miracle Machine” Turns Water Into Wine

It might soon be much easier for all of us to become a little more Christ-like, if only in the “being able to turn water into wine” department. As you’ll…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | March 7, 2014 - 5:00 pm

Evening Quickies: TV Broadcasters Ready And Waiting For Jesus’ Return

I thought this was an Onion headline, but I was mistaken: two American TV broadcasters have acquired studio space in Jerusalem so they have a prime spot for when…

Jessica Wakeman | October 1, 2012 - 6:00 pm

Woman Sees Jesus In Bathroom Mold

For most people, bathroom mold is a cross to bear.

For Chyenna Richards in Houston, it’s a sign that God is truly everywhere — including her shower stall.

The Huffington Post | June 3, 2012 - 11:30 am

15 Really Weird Places Jesus Has Appeared

A Florida woman is reporting that she spotted Jesus on an episode of the “The Bachelor.” It wasn’t even the new season though, it was Brad Womack’s season, so I’m…

Ami Angelowicz | May 17, 2012 - 9:00 am
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