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Jesus Luz Wants To Deejay. We’re Honored He Wants To Share His Musical Expertise. Not.

Madonna‘s plaything, Jesus Luz, has decided he’d like to become a professional deejay. According to the New York Post, Madge is working hard to help him get gigs so he can be more than “just a model.” He wants to become a DJ so he’s more than a model? I believe the social hierarchy favors models, Jesus. It’s like starting a handbag line 10 years ago (think: Monica Lewinsky). It’s something you don’t need talent to do if you’re semi-famous. After the jump, other celebrity DJs who have gifted us with their turntable stylings. Keep reading »

12 Bad Things We’d Rather Hear Than “We’re Just Friends”

Sex sells and Madonna’s made 500 million bucks at it. But even M, one of the most lusted after women in the world and is the author of a porn tome simply called Sex, can get the brush off by a boy toy. In a recent interview, Jesus Luz, Madonna’s supposed future husband, said, “She is my friend, just a friend.” As if! Haven’t we all heard the “just friends” line once or twice? There’s plenty of bad news we’d rather hear from a guy that’s seen us naked than that kinda of buddy line. A bunch of not-so-hot things we’d rather hear from guy, after the jump…

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Star Couplings: Jesus Luz IS Marrying Madonna

  • Jesus Luz’s father told a Brazilian magazine that his son is marrying Madonna. [Dlisted] — I don’t expect this marriage to last longer than a year — long enough for him to make a name for himself, other than being Madge’s arm candy.
  • Shannen Doherty is being accused of breaking up the marriage of current boyfriend Kurt Iswarienko and his ex-wife Taryn Band. [Perez Hilton]
  • Rebecca Romijn opened up to InStyle about motherhood. “Being a mom makes me feel whole and like I understand the meaning of life.” [People]
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    Star Couplings: Madonna And Jesus Luz Are On Again

  • Madonna is getting close again with her on-off companion Jesus Luz after her bid to adopt another Malawian child was denied and she blamed a nonexistent paparazzo for her horse incident. [OK! Magazine]
  • According to one report, Casey Aldridge, Jamie Lynn Spears’ boyfriend, has a blood clot near his brain after sustaining injuries in a severe car accident over the weekend. [Perez Hilton]
  • Charlize Theron and Woody Harrelson joined Bono for a rendition of “Stand By Me” at the wedding reception of Salma Hayek and François-Henri Pinault in Italy over the weekend. [People]
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    Quickies!: How Dare They Charge The Almighty Kanye West?

  • Kanye West has been charged with three misdemeanors for busting up a pap’s camera at LAX airport. Why can’t people just understand Kanye doesn’t have to follow rules, not even when it comes to fashion? [Dlisted]
  • Sean Combs finally explains the many forms of bitchazzness. And AIG makes the list. [Mediatakeout]
  • Madonna’s boy-toy Jesus Luz found himself a Mary Magdalene. While in Rio de Janeiro over the weekend, Jesus got really snug with lingerie model Luciana Costa. [Perez Hilton]
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    Quote Of The Day: Sean Penn Comments On Madonna’s New Relationship

    “Another kid already?” Sean Penn to Madonna, at the Oscar party she attended with new boyfriend, Jesus Luz, 22

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    Blame It On Madonna

    For the March issue of W, Madonna gets all cougar-esque and heads to Rio de Janeiro for some hot and heavy time with boy toy Jesus Luz. Purportedly, Madonna and Jesus (with those names, they’re surely a match made in heaven — or, well, celebrity hell) were or are dating or canoodling or humping or whatever it is famous people do these days. Jesus is a model, and the two are seen cavorting in this bazillion-page layout in the Hotel Gloria in Brazil, where Steven Klein shot their pictures. At the time of the shoot, a Brazilian website opined: “Everyone knows they are ficando — which is a Portuguese expression that means they are kissing and doing other things but without any obligation of being faithful or getting into a relationship afterwards.” So much for A-Rod! Take that, Guy. Madonna is on the prowl. Mothers, lock up your manchildren. After the jump, what went on behind the scenes. Keep reading »

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