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Jesus Luz Wants To Deejay. We’re Honored He Wants To Share His Musical Expertise. Not.

adminAugust 11, 2009 //

Madonna‘s plaything, Jesus Luz, has decided he’d like to become a professional deejay. According to the New York Post, Madge is working hard to help him get gigs so he can be more than “just a model.” He wants to become a DJ so he’s more than a model? I believe the social hierarchy favors models, Jesus. It’s like starting a handbag line 10 years ago (think: Monica Lewinsky). It’s something you don’t need talent to do if you’re semi-famous. After the jump, other celebrity DJs who have gifted us with their turntable stylings. Keep reading »

12 Bad Things We’d Rather Hear Than “We’re Just Friends”

SimchaMay 27, 2009 //

Sex sells and Madonna’s made 500 million bucks at it. But even M, one of the most lusted after women in the world and is the author of a porn tome simply called Sex, can get the brush off by a boy toy. In a recent interview, Jesus Luz, Madonna’s supposed future husband, said, “She is my friend, just a friend.” As if! Haven’t we all heard the “just friends” line once or twice? There’s plenty of bad news we’d rather hear from a guy that’s seen us naked than that kinda of buddy line. A bunch of not-so-hot things we’d rather hear from guy, after the jump…

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Star Couplings: Jesus Luz IS Marrying Madonna

Annika HarrisMay 15, 2009 //
  • Jesus Luz’s father told a Brazilian magazine that his son is marrying Madonna. [Dlisted] — I don’t expect this marriage to last longer than a year — long enough for him to make a name for himself, other than being Madge’s arm candy.
  • Shannen Doherty is being accused of breaking up the marriage of current boyfriend Kurt Iswarienko and his ex-wife Taryn Band. [Perez Hilton]
  • Rebecca Romijn opened up to InStyle about motherhood. “Being a mom makes me feel whole and like I understand the meaning of life.” [People]

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    Star Couplings: Madonna And Jesus Luz Are On Again

    Annika HarrisApril 27, 2009 //
  • Madonna is getting close again with her on-off companion Jesus Luz after her bid to adopt another Malawian child was denied and she blamed a nonexistent paparazzo for her horse incident. [OK! Magazine]
  • According to one report, Casey Aldridge, Jamie Lynn Spears’ boyfriend, has a blood clot near his brain after sustaining injuries in a severe car accident over the weekend. [Perez Hilton]
  • Charlize Theron and Woody Harrelson joined Bono for a rendition of “Stand By Me” at the wedding reception of Salma Hayek and François-Henri Pinault in Italy over the weekend. [People]

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    Quickies!: How Dare They Charge The Almighty Kanye West?

    Annika HarrisMarch 18, 2009 //
  • Kanye West has been charged with three misdemeanors for busting up a pap’s camera at LAX airport. Why can’t people just understand Kanye doesn’t have to follow rules, not even when it comes to fashion? [Dlisted]
  • Sean Combs finally explains the many forms of bitchazzness. And AIG makes the list. [Mediatakeout]
  • Madonna’s boy-toy Jesus Luz found himself a Mary Magdalene. While in Rio de Janeiro over the weekend, Jesus got really snug with lingerie model Luciana Costa. [Perez Hilton]

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    Quote Of The Day: Sean Penn Comments On Madonna’s New Relationship

    Amelia McDonell-ParryFebruary 24, 2009 //

    “Another kid already?” – Sean Penn to Madonna, at the Oscar party she attended with new boyfriend, Jesus Luz, 22

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    Blame It On Madonna

    Susannah BreslinFebruary 9, 2009 //

    For the March issue of W, Madonna gets all cougar-esque and heads to Rio de Janeiro for some hot and heavy time with boy toy Jesus Luz. Purportedly, Madonna and Jesus (with those names, they’re surely a match made in heaven — or, well, celebrity hell) were or are dating or canoodling or humping or whatever it is famous people do these days. Jesus is a model, and the two are seen cavorting in this bazillion-page layout in the Hotel Gloria in Brazil, where Steven Klein shot their pictures. At the time of the shoot, a Brazilian website opined: “Everyone knows they are ficando — which is a Portuguese expression that means they are kissing and doing other things but without any obligation of being faithful or getting into a relationship afterwards.” So much for A-Rod! Take that, Guy. Madonna is on the prowl. Mothers, lock up your manchildren. After the jump, what went on behind the scenes. Keep reading »

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