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Please, Jessica Simpson, Don’t Propose!

Jessica Simpson may be not-so-subtly nudging her new dude, Eric Johnson, to the altar. In addition to taking him on lavish trips and letting him crash at her place, she allegedly just purchased a $50,000 three carat emerald cut ring just so he would know that she doesn’t care that he’s too broke to get married. Easy there, Jess. Even if you end up buying the ring and being the breadwinner in the relationship, we really hope that you’ll at least wait until the poor dude is totally on board before you propose to him. [Celebitchy]

After the jump, some famous women who proposed to their men. Keep reading »

Jessica Simpson Smooches Her “Yalie”

Jessica Simpson tweeted this photo of her and boyfriend Eric Johnson kissing, writing: “Romance 101..getting kissed by my Yalie…me not lookin’ so smart…:) but YUM!” In fairness, does anyone look smart when they’re kissing? [Twitter] Keep reading »

Quotable: Patti Stanger Says Jessica Simpson’s New Man Is After Her Dollar$

“Forget the marriage issue! Can the guy get a job? Now he’s after her money, and that girl is rich! Really richy, rich.”

Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger isn’t impressed by the apparent love that has developed between Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson in the seven weeks they’ve been together. An unnamed source agrees with Patti, telling Us Weekly, “He does have a lot to gain from being with Jessica. He wants the limelight. He may be manipulating the situation.” [Us Weekly] Keep reading »

Twitter News Flash: Jessica Simpson Has A Wrinkle

This just in! At around 8 a.m. EST on July 19, 2010, Jessica Simpson reported finding her very first wrinkle. “It is official—I’m 30 and found a wrinkle. Damnit!!” she tweeted. Cue the swelling crescendo of violins. Welcome to your 30s, Jess. Although I would like to see this alleged wrinkle. That thing that happens when you knit your eyebrows together and pretend like you smelled something bad doesn’t count. And if it’s any consolation, I would like to remind her that by this time next year she will be at the peak of her womanly desirability. [Celebitchy] Keep reading »

Can’t Eric Johnson Hold One Of Jessica Simpson’s Bags?

That’s Jessica Simpson arriving at LAX. That’s her boyfriend, Eric Johnson, walking in front of her. Those are her three bags. My only question: Can’t he hold one of her bags? Call me old-fashioned, but I think it would have been a nice gesture if he held one of her bags. But then again, my mom always told me as a child not to bring it if I can’t carry it. [L.A., 7/14/10] Keep reading »

Jessica Simpson And Her New Boyf Do Rome

Have you ever noticed that celeb couples start vacationing together really early on in a relationship? Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson have been dating for, like, the length of my current hangover and they’re already taking romantic walks “on holiday” in Italy. [Rome, 7/9/10] Keep reading »

5 Things To Know About Jessica Simpson’s New Dude, Eric Johnson

Jessica Simpson‘s got herself a new tight-end in former San Francisco 49ers player Eric Johnson. They’ve reportedly been dating since May when some friends introduced them, and according to a close source, “She is happy that she found a great guy.” It seems like Simpson’s love life has come full circle since she was unceremoniously dumped on the eve of her birthday last year. Meaning, she’s got a new footballer just in time for her 30th birthday on Saturday. [People]

In the meantime, we did some hardcore lurking to see if this guy’s good enough for our Jessica. Keep reading »

Jessica Simpson’s “Price Of Beauty” Could Now Be A Makeover Show

Breaking news: something disappointing is getting even more disappointing. We’ve always been unimpressed with Jessica Simpson‘s show, “The Price of Beauty,” in which she and her best friends, Ken Paves and Cacee Cobb, travel around the world to discover what “beauty” means in other cultures.

But scratch that idea. Now it could become a makeover show. Keep reading »

For Her 30th Birthday, Jessica Simpson Gives Herself The Gift Of Thin

Where has Jessica Simpson been hiding out for the past month? I know we’ve all been twiddling our thumbs dying to know. We last saw her at the Gracie Gala Awards in May looking confident about her bodacious bod. She reemerged this week noticeably thinner, wearing a NKTOB T-shirt, to announce her new denim line. Just in time for her 30th birthday! I think the takeaway here is that you’re never too old to go to fat camp, start a denim line, or listen to NKOTB. [Celebitchy] Keep reading »

Quotable: Jessica Simspon Says “Price Of Beauty” Is Like “Missionary Work”

“I’m not saying I’m changing the world. But…to be able to sit with my Dad and [create] ‘Price of Beauty.’ It’s similar to missionary work. It was what I was called to do and called to be.”

Jessica Simpson discussed her role on her VH1 show, in which she explored definitions of beauty in various cultures around the world, while accepting an award at the Gracies (which honor women in radio and TV) in Beverly Hills Tuesday. Yep, sounds just like missionary work to us. [via Us Weekly] Keep reading »

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