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Jessica Simpson, Like A Blonde Bride Of Frankenstein

Wuh woh. Jessica Simpson should never have busted up her friendship with Ken Paves. She really needs him. [NY Daily News] Keep reading »

What Designers Would You Absolutely Never Wear?

A couple months ago, I went to either Walmart or Target to buy some house stuff. While I was there, I wandered through the women’s clothing section. I saw a pair of black sweatpants, and since that’s a staple of my professional blogger wardrobe, I grabbed them without trying them on and threw them in my shopping cart. So, this morning, I (sorry!) sit down on the toilet, look down, and see the label on the back of the sweatpants for the first time. At first, I thought I was misreading what I was seeing. But I hadn’t. The label read: “MILEY CYRUS.” The horror, the horror! I would rather die than be caught wearing anything by Miley Cyrus, and now I had been wearing Miley Cyrus for months. It was like the time I checked out a pair of hot high-heeled shoes, and then realized they were made by … Jessica Simpson. What designers would you never, ever wear? Keep reading »

Who Knew? Jessica Simpson’s Clothing Line Is Hugely Lucrative

We were pretty impressed and surprised by the following facts about Jessica Simpson:

  • Her style endeavors have been something of an undercover winner. Apparently, in 2010, her empire of fashion and cosmetics will net $750 million.
  • She is the only celeb fashion entrepreneur to top $1 billion in annual sales.
  • Her net worth is $100 million, but not for long … it’s expected to go way, way up.
  • Next year, she’s expanding her brand even more to include a new sportswear line.

We knew that stuff was selling, but we didn’t realize it was really, really selling. [AOL] Keep reading »

Jessica Simpson A Little Wary Of Eric Johnson’s … Tofurkey

“After getting out of the NFL, [Eric] went to this healer and is very healthy. For Thanksgiving we have to make a Tofurkey! It doesn’t sound right! It’s gonna be jiggly and weird.”

Jessica Simpson on celebrating Thanksgiving with her new fiance, Eric Johnson, who happens to be a vegan. As a vegetarian myself, I’d like to assure Jess that the tofurkey won’t be jiggly—just really dry and super bland. I say skip it and just have lots of cornbread stuffing instead. [People] Keep reading »

4 Signs Jessica Simpson Might Be Pregnant

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When Jessica Simpson became engaged last week, everyone thought it was conveniently timed with her ex-husband Nick Lachey’s engagement. But this week, the rumor mill is churning over the idea that Jessica is actually pregnant and is having a shotgun wedding. We suspect the latter and have noticed four signs that Jess is indeed with child. Check them out after the jump … Keep reading »

Jessica Simpson’s Engagement Was A Surprise, Has Nothing To Do With An Unplanned Pregnancy

Love this clip of Jessica Simpson on “The Early Show” as she crafts the fictional narrative of her life, I mean promotes her new Christmas album. We can see that pregnancy face from a mile away, Jess. That ain’t no flu. That’s the look of a woman with morning sickness. And the “don’t smell my breath” business isn’t helping. Also, it wasn’t a total surprise when Eric Johnson proposed to her. He had it planned forever. It had nothing to do with Nick Lachey getting engaged the week before or, you know, a pregnancy. And that vintage, ruby Tiffany ring from 1910? Eric’s idea as well. He picked it out and paid for it. As we speak, pigs are flying out of my butt. We’re making bets here at The Frisky about when she’ll make the pregnancy announcement. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Jessica Simpson And Fiance Are Transfixed By Her New Engagement Ring

The newly engaged pair look like they’ve been up all night, lulled into a trance by the shiny, red bauble on Jessica’s finger. Get some shut-eye, you two! [NYC, 11/21/10] Keep reading »

Quickies: Jessica Simpson Bought Her Own Engagement Ring & Eva Longoria Isn’t Getting A Divorce

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  • Did newly engaged Jessica Simpson buy her own ring? [PopEater]
  • These 13 celebrities turned 30 this year. [Starpulse.com]
  • Get your Prince William and Kate Middleton engagement mugs. [Celebuzz]

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Another Conveniently Timed Engagement

Earlier today, we shared the news that Jessica Simpson is engaged after a whirlwind five months with football player Eric Johnson. Coincidentally, the announcement came just days after her ex-husband Nick Lachey said that he and Vanessa Minnillo are tying the knot. And now we have another suspiciously timed engagement. A week and a half after LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian faked us out with an engagement TwitPic, and subsequently denied that they were getting married, LeAnn’s ex-husband Dean Sheremet announced that he will be walking down the aisle again, with new love Sarah Silver. Keep reading »

Jessica Simpson Responds To Nick Lachey’s Engagement With An Engagement Of Her Own

Well, that was fast! Just a week after Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo announced they are engaged, and but a few days after telling Ryan Seacrest that she’s, like, totes happy for him, Jessica Simpson has confirmed that she is engaged to boyfriend Eric Johnson. What a coinkidink! Simpson and Johnson have been dating since May and he traveled to Italy with her to celebrate her 30th birthday in July. The two were already planning on spending the holidays together, but I guess they now have something new to be thankful for — managing to steal Lachey and Minnillo’s thunder. As Michael K over at Dlisted noted, let the bride wars begin! [People via Dlisted] Keep reading »

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