Posts tagged "jessica simpson"

Breaking News: Jessica Simpson Is Just Like Us!

Haiti? So last week. The State of the Union? Meh. So last night. Us Weekly’s idea of a breaking news story is Jessica Simpson’s rather untimely flatulence. [Us Weekly via DListed]…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 28, 2010

Today’s Lady News: Meghan McCain Makes A Good Point About Boobs

Meghan McCain asks a really good question about boobs in her latest Daily Beast column: Why is it that Heidi Montag lands on the cover of People after her boob job, but more natural (we think) women like Jessica Simpson and Christina Hendricks are criticized for looking “big” when they flaunt their assets? Two point…

Jessica Wakeman / January 25, 2010

The Look Of Completely Nonsensical Love

Despite what Us Weekly says, Jessica Simpson and aging rocker Billy Corgan seem to be hanging out still. This photo — plus one more, after the jump — were posted on Twitter and show the pop singer staring rather adoringly at her baldy beau. This makes about as much sense to me as ice i…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 13, 2010

Hair Model Citizen: Jessica Simpson Just Stepped Out Of The Salon

Well, look whose hair is all shiny and new! Jessica Simpson, caught by the paparazzi outside of her BFF and main hair guy Ken Paves’ salon yesterday looking hot, blond and sneaking a satisfied little smirk. All we ever read about Jessica are 84989203123-word paragraphs about how she’s too fat/curvy/skinny/clingy, and we can’t take the…

Nina Carbone / January 6, 2010

Jessica Simpson Goes Goofy For Ear-Candling!

No, Jessica Simpson hasn’t (completely) lost her mind and isn’t sacrificing herself to the hair-extension gods. Rather, the ditzy blonde had friend and hairdresser Ken Paves film her as she gives herself a little ear-candling treatment. Supposedly, the process is a natural way of clearing out the nasty wax and gunk that clogs your…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 21, 2009

Star Couplings: Jessica Simpson Denies Love Connection To Tiger Woods

Jessica Simpson isn’t happy about being thrown into the Tiger Woods mistress mix by Star. [PopEater]
Reese Witherspoon ended it with Jake Gyllenhaal because she felt marriage pressure. [Starpulse]
Jon and Kate Gosselin’s divorce probably won’t happen until next year. [E! Online]…

Annika Harris / December 17, 2009

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Angie’s Suicide Attempt? Tiger And Jessica Get Touchy-Feely?

There are nine days until Christmas. I don’t know if you understand what that means in tabloid time, but I’m going to tell you anyway: There is going to be a huge push to make something significant happen in Hollywood. We’re talking love, people. In the next two weeks, major love will be happening i…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 16, 2009

The Many Loves Of Billy Corgan

Sure, we all get a little nostalgic when we hear “Today” and think back to those hazy grunge rock days of leaning against lockers, buying Manic Panic and rocking flannel shirts. But we’re still reeling from the news that Jessica Simpson might be dating former Smashing Pumpkins frontman Billy Corgan. A source told E! News,…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 9, 2009

Star Couplings: Jessica Simpson And Billy Corgan Don’t Make Sense

Jessica Simpson is dating Billy Corgan of the Smashing Pumpkins, according to reports. WTF? [Starpulse]
Sandra Bullock and Jesse James have won custody of his 5-year-old daughter. [PopEater]
Uma Thurman and her fiancé, multimillionaire Arpad Busson, have supposedly broken up. [Us Weekly]…

Annika Harris / December 9, 2009

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Rachael Hates Martha? Jennifer And Jessica Still Want John Mayer?

Since Thanksgiving is a holiday about giving thanks, take a minute today to thank Hollywood for providing us with an endless supply of drama—no matter how slow the news week. And it must have been limping this week—all of the tabloids took up valuable gossip space with gift guides. Still, there’s lots of stories to…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / November 25, 2009

Which Songs On John Mayer’s New Album Are About Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston?

John Mayer doesn’t just open up to the paparazzi about private stuff with Jennifer Aniston—he composes ditties about her, too. Case in point: it doesn’t take Sherlock Holmes to figure out that “Heartbreak Warefare,” the first song on Mayer’s new album, Battle Studies is about Aniston being hung up over Brad Pitt:

“Drop hi…

Jessica Wakeman / November 18, 2009

Ashlee Simpson And 5 Other Celebs Who Stand Up For Their Sibs

The Simpson sisters have truly got each other’s backs. First Jessica dissed “Melrose Place” for ditching Ashlee. Now Ashlee’s telling all the folks who criticized Jessica’s weight which way is up. In the most recent issue of Women’s Health, she said, “My sister has an incredible body. I feel sorry for anyone who would judge…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / November 17, 2009

Dolly Parton And Jessica Simpson Lament Their Double Ds On Twitter

I’ve always thought it was really sweet that Jessica Simpson and Dolly Parton are friends. When Jessica flubbed the words to “9 to 5″ performing for President Bush a few years back, Dolly said to the press, “Jessica is so talented that I’m sure that someday they will be paying tribute to her.” When folk…

Kate Torgovnick/ / November 4, 2009

Quote Of The Day: Jessica Simpson Likes An Intellectual Guy

“I don’t want to get bored. I can bore out pretty easily, so I love intellectual men … people that will always keep me intrigued…. And, you know, I love artistic men — somebody that really understands their art.”—Jessica Simpson on what she looks for in a man. An intellectual artiste, huh? Well, that explai…

Wendy Atterberry / October 30, 2009

Jessica Simpson Braves Swine Flu Hotbed In The Name Of Beauty

Poor Jessica Simpson! First she had to sleep between not one, but two nets to keep the bugs out of her bed in Uganda, and now she has risked her life for her new show, “The Price of Beauty.” Here is a Twitpic the singer posted of her and BF hairstylist Ken Paves at the…

Erin Flaherty / October 26, 2009

Fox And Burger King Apologize For Ad Mocking Jessica Simpson’s Weight

Jessica Simpson really hasn’t had a great year. First, Tony Romo dumped her the day before her Barbie and Ken-themed birthday party, and then she witnessed a coyote snatching her beloved maltipoo, Daisy. Recently, meaning just last Sunday, she was the subject of a Fox and Burger King ad that aired during “Fox…

Annika Harris / October 15, 2009

Hair Model Citizen: Where’s Ken Paves Now Beyotch?

Jessica Simpson is known for her talent golden locks. Her hairstylist, Ken Paves, is known for his talent ability to manipulate said golden locks into perfect, gleaming platinum curls and bows and whistles via irons and curlers and extensions and lots of hairspray. Today, Simpson, seen checking out of the Ritz-Carlton in Manhattan, looks like…

Erin Flaherty / October 14, 2009

The Top 10 Most Shocking Celebrity Breakups!

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are reportedly donezo. Though nothing has been officially confirmed and the couple was seen together earlier this week, it would be a slightly shocking breakup, mostly for the alleged claim that Rihanna is JT’s other woman. After three years of on-again, off-again for Jessica and Justin, all it took wa…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 3, 2009

Could Sharon Spencer Save Hollywood A Lot Of Heartache?

There’s nothing more traumatizing then a big, dirty Hollywood breakup and the mudslinging that follows. Example: Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo. The sudden breakup, the canceled birthday party, the boat drama, the mental breakdown. But could all of this mess have been prevented by some good relationship advice? No, I’m not talking about a…

Ami Angelowicz / September 25, 2009

Jessica Simpson’s Maltipoo Still Missing In Action

Sadly, Jessica Simpson’s dog, Daisy, is still missing after being snatched by a coyote. On Wednesday night, Jessica twoted, “Still holding out hope despite the a**holes that say is it a dumb thing to do. Daisy is my baby … why would I stop searching? I’m a mom.” Martha Stewart added some insult to injury…

Kate Torgovnick/ / September 18, 2009
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