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Love & Sex

When John Mayer’s supremely ignorant Playboy interview hit the wires, I, like most people, was appalled. Not just by his idiotic racism, but by the way he spoke about his exes. I mean, the dude compared Jessica Simpson to crack! Said she was like “sexual napalm!” What a jerk! I mean, how indiscreet!

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On yesterday’s episode of “Oprah,” Jessica Simpson responded for the first time to John Mayer’s blabbermouth statement to Playboy — that she’s like crack in the sack. He, for the record, apologized to her in writing (email or text, we wonder) and she has not and doesn’t plan on accepting it. Good for her! READ MORE »


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“I don’t want people to know how I am in bed!”– Jessica Simpson to Oprah on this Friday’s episode, about John Mayer’s claim that she was “sexual napalm.” Don’t worry, Jess, I didn’t believe it anyway. [Us Weekly] … READ MORE »


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“You can’t love someone else to change them. Happiness comes from accepting who they are. It is our decision to REALLY know who we love.”— Jessica Simpson [Entertainment Tonight] … READ MORE »


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Splash News swears up and down that this is a photo of Jessica Simpson in an Italian ad for hair extensions. What in the f**kitty-f**k?! Between her and Taylor Swift, the greatest threat to national security is our American stars being Photoshopped into drag queen zombies. … READ MORE »


Entertainment

Jessica Simpson makes her long-awaited return to TV on March 14 when “The Price of Beauty” debuts on VH1. On the show, Jessica explores the question: What makes women in different countries feel beautiful? This is the same program with the theme song written by Jessica’s maybe-boyfriend Billy Corgan, that required $25,000 worth… READ MORE »


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“[Jessica] asked me to help her out on the theme song for her new TV show [VH1’s ‘The Price Of Beauty’]. It has an interesting concept. She goes around the world to show how different people perceive beauty. In some cultures, bigger is better. In some, smaller is better. I ended up writing part of… READ MORE »


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“I will never do nudity. I don’t care how dark and intellectual the role could be, you know. I don’t care if I frickin’ could get an Oscar for it, I’m not going to do it. Those accolades mean nothing to me. I don’t think people deserve to see what’s under my clothing. That’s only… READ MORE »


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John Mayer, I call bulls**t. In a recent interview with Playboy, the oversharing singer had this to say about his ex, Jessica Simpson: Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me… Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm … 
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“And drugs aren’t good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me … Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say … It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, ‘I want to quit my life and just f**kin’ snort you? If you charged… READ MORE »


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“Bored at the hospital. I think I’m gonna go look for some hot doctors. McDreamy? McSteamy? Clooney? Let the search begin …”Jessica Simpson tweeting from the hospital where her grandmother is in recovery [People] … READ MORE »


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Haiti? So last week. The State of the Union? Meh. So last night. Us Weekly’s idea of a breaking news story is Jessica Simpson’s rather untimely flatulence. [Us Weekly via DListed] … READ MORE »


News

Meghan McCain asks a really good question about boobs in her latest Daily Beast column: Why is it that Heidi Montag lands on the cover of People after her boob job, but more natural (we think) women like Jessica Simpson and Christina Hendricks are criticized for looking “big” when they flaunt their assets? Two points… READ MORE »


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Despite what Us Weekly says, Jessica Simpson and aging rocker Billy Corgan seem to be hanging out still. This photo — plus one more, after the jump — were posted on Twitter and show the pop singer staring rather adoringly at her baldy beau. This makes about as much sense to me as ice in… READ MORE »


Style

Well, look whose hair is all shiny and new! Jessica Simpson, caught by the paparazzi outside of her BFF and main hair guy Ken Paves’ salon yesterday looking hot, blond and sneaking a satisfied little smirk. All we ever read about Jessica are 84989203123-word paragraphs about how she’s too fat/curvy/skinny/clingy, and we can’t take the… READ MORE »


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No, Jessica Simpson hasn’t (completely) lost her mind and isn’t sacrificing herself to the hair-extension gods. Rather, the ditzy blonde had friend and hairdresser Ken Paves film her as she gives herself a little ear-candling treatment. Supposedly, the process is a natural way of clearing out the nasty wax and gunk that clogs your… READ MORE »


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Jessica Simpson isn’t happy about being thrown into the Tiger Woods mistress mix by Star. [PopEater]
Reese Witherspoon ended it with Jake Gyllenhaal because she felt marriage pressure. [Starpulse]
Jon and Kate Gosselin’s divorce probably won’t happen until next year. [E! Online] … READ MORE »


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