Posts tagged "jessica simpson"

Jessica Simpson With No Makeup? Yeah, Right!

Marie Claire magazine claims this lovely cover photo of Jessica Simpson features the starlet with no makeup (!) and no retouching at all (!), and while I think this look is so, so much more flattering for J-Simp than her usual tranny-face, I don’t buy for a second she’s sans fards. Even if you don’t…

By: Wendy Atterberry / April 8, 2010

If You’re Not Too Fat, You’re Too Thin

I always thought “The Price of Beauty” was kind of an amazing idea. What’s more fascinating than learning about the age-old aesthetic values of different cultures around the world? Too bad the host of this eye-opening show is completely disrespectful of said cultures and screams her way through each episode. Most recently, Jess and…

By: Erin Flaherty / April 6, 2010

Quotable: Jessica Simpson Doesn’t Need A Man

“It’s important for women not to find their confidence in a man. I think you really have to know who you are before you can truly fall in love and give your all, and I don’t think a man can define you. You have to own that. So if you’re ever with anyone who say…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 2, 2010

“The Price Of Beauty” Makes Jessica Simpson An Ugly American

I stayed up way past my bed time last night to watch Jessica Simpson‘s new VH1 show, “The Price of Beauty.” I didn’t have high hopes for the show in the first place (more on that later), but it ended up being kinda terrible in a way I hadn’t expected: “The Price of Beauty”…

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 16, 2010

Quick Vid: Jessica Simpson Says She Doesn’t Brush Her Teeth

So much Jessica Simpson, so little time. In that interview she did with iheartradio, in addition to saying she hopes she doesn’t die alone, Jessica confessed:”I don’t brush my teeth. No, really! I just use Listerine — and sometimes I’ll use my sweater. I do brush every now and again, but my teeth are…

By: Wendy Atterberry / March 12, 2010

Quotable: Jessica Simpson Is Done With Mr. Wrongs

“I hope I don’t die alone, that’s for damn sure. Hopefully I can find a man that understands my life and understands my purpose. I just need to find the right man … I’d love to go out to dinner with certain people I’ve met but I can’t because everyone would be like, ‘Wow!!! They’re…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / March 12, 2010

Quotable: Billy Corgan Says John Mayer Should Have Kept His Mouth Shut On Jessica Simpson

“As far as it pertains to her [Jessica Simpson]. I think for any person who has celebrity to sort of drop rocks at somebody else’s feet like that — there’s things you should really just keep your mouths shut on. There’s things that should just be left alone.”Billy Corgan on John Mayer‘s blabbermouth interview…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 12, 2010

Jessica Simpson Dishes About Her Exes On “Letterman”

A flirty Jessica Simpson visited Letterman last night where she dished about two of her famous exes, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo and professional musician John Mayer. Confirming the rumor that Romo dumped her on her birthday last fall, Simpson said she’ll always care deeply for the football star and that she still like…

By: Wendy Atterberry / March 11, 2010

Girl Talk: How Much Is Too Much When It Comes To Blogging About Boyfriends?

When John Mayer’s supremely ignorant Playboy interview hit the wires, I, like most people, was appalled. Not just by his idiotic racism, but by the way he spoke about his exes. I mean, the dude compared Jessica Simpson to crack! Said she was like “sexual napalm!” What a jerk! I mean, how indiscreet!

By: Judy McGuire / March 5, 2010

Jessica Simpson Discusses John Mayer And That “Mom Jeans” Fiasco With Oprah

On yesterday’s episode of “Oprah,” Jessica Simpson responded for the first time to John Mayer‘s blabbermouth statement to Playboy — that she’s like crack in the sack. He, for the record, apologized to her in writing (email or text, we wonder) and she has not and doesn’t plan on accepting it. Good for her!

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 4, 2010

Quotable: Jessica Simpson Didn’t Want Us To Know That

“I don’t want people to know how I am in bed!”– Jessica Simpson to Oprah on this Friday’s episode, about John Mayer’s claim that she was “sexual napalm.” Don’t worry, Jess, I didn’t believe it anyway. [Us Weekly]…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 2, 2010

Quotable: Not That We Should Take Love Advice From Jessica Simpson, But …

“You can’t love someone else to change them. Happiness comes from accepting who they are. It is our decision to REALLY know who we love.”— Jessica Simpson [Entertainment Tonight]…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 1, 2010

If Jessica Simpson Haunted Your Nightmares

Splash News swears up and down that this is a photo of Jessica Simpson in an Italian ad for hair extensions. What in the f**kitty-f**k?! Between her and Taylor Swift, the greatest threat to national security is our American stars being Photoshopped into drag queen zombies.

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 1, 2010

Jessica Simpson Surprised To Find That “Fat” Women Are Considered Attractive Elsewhere

Jessica Simpson makes her long-awaited return to TV on March 14 when “The Price of Beauty” debuts on VH1. On the show, Jessica explores the question: What makes women in different countries feel beautiful? This is the same program with the theme song written by Jessica’s maybe-boyfriend Billy Corgan, that required $25,000 worth…

By: Catherine Strawn / February 25, 2010

Quotable: Billy Corgan Explains His Relationship With Jessica Simpson

“[Jessica] asked me to help her out on the theme song for her new TV show [VH1's 'The Price Of Beauty']. It has an interesting concept. She goes around the world to show how different people perceive beauty. In some cultures, bigger is better. In some, smaller is better. I ended up writing part of…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / February 22, 2010

Quotable: Jessica Simpson On The Only Thing Standing Between Her And Oscar

“I will never do nudity. I don’t care how dark and intellectual the role could be, you know. I don’t care if I frickin’ could get an Oscar for it, I’m not going to do it. Those accolades mean nothing to me. I don’t think people deserve to see what’s under my clothing. That’s only…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / February 17, 2010

Jessica Simpson Cannot Be That Good In Bed

John Mayer, I call bulls**t. In a recent interview with Playboy, the oversharing singer had this to say about his ex, Jessica Simpson: Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me… Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm … 
Have you ever been with a girl who…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / February 11, 2010

Quotable: John Mayer Was Addicted To Sex With Jessica Simpson

“And drugs aren’t good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me … Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say … It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, ‘I want to quit my life and just f**kin’ snort you? If you charged…

By: Annika Harris / February 10, 2010

Quotable: Jessica Simpson Creeps On Doctors

“Bored at the hospital. I think I’m gonna go look for some hot doctors. McDreamy? McSteamy? Clooney? Let the search begin …”Jessica Simpson tweeting from the hospital where her grandmother is in recovery [People]…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / February 2, 2010
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