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Jessica Simpson Says Pregnancy Is A “Friend” & Finding Out Made Her Cry

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“Pregnancy is a friend of mine, so everything has been running smoothly. So far, so good — no morning sickness. I feel great. I’m tired, but you know, I’m making a baby here!”

Jessica Simpson told “Access Hollywood” that so far, her pregnancy is going swimmingly. She and fiance Eric Johnson are putting off their wedding until their “spring baby” arrives in 2012, explaining,  ”When you’re pregnant, your hormones go crazy. I don’t want to be super stressed out and end up being a bridezilla! So, I’ll wait until after.” She also revealed more details on how she found out she was with child. Find out what she told the pathologically annoying Billy Bush, after the jump! Keep reading »

Jessica Simpson Says The Extra Pounds Make Her More Relatable

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An open letter to Jessica, asking her to stop talking about her weight. Read More »
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“I got so much scrutiny for putting on extra pounds, but I think that the decision not to make myself anorexic was actually great for branding. Because when you’re really, really skinny, not everybody can relate to you.”

Jessica Simpson, who announced she’s expecting her first child earlier this week, is on the cover of the December issue of Lucky and seems to spend a lot of time during the interview discussing her weight. Jessica tells the magazine that she likes the way she looks “now,” which the mag describes as “not the celebrity ideal” because she stopped spending “six hours a day on the Exercycle and going on a juice cleanse.” Of the change in her body, Simpson says she “didn’t cry about it too much,” in part, it seems, because of the positive response she received from real women who found her more relatable as a result. Keep reading »

Tabloid Bombshell Smack Down: Which Headline Won?

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What Kim should do with the $17.9 million she earned. Read More »
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Some weeks in the blogging world are known as “slow news weeks.” Those are weeks devoid of pregnancy announcements, sex scandals, and A-list divorces. And there are other weeks when tabloid stories are breaking like waves in a hurricane. Yesterday, we enjoyed a double story break with the announcement of the end of Kim Kardashian’s 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries and Jessica Simpson’s “mummy” confirmation. When big stories break, it’s always strategic. Whenever a celebrity wants to hide something, they make an official statement after the weeklies have dropped.  If they’re vying for media attention and blog love, they go public just in time for the story to make the cover of the upcoming issue. So it’s a gain a week, lose a week principle. Keep reading »

Hot Links: Jessica Simpson Confirms That She’s Pregnant With A Baby Not A Burrito

Jessica Simpson, Pregs?
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Jessica Simpson, Pregnant?
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  • Jessica Simpson confirmed the worst-kept secret in Hollywood, tweeting a pic of herself in a mummy costume, and writing: “It’s true … I am going to be a mummy!” Somewhere, Kim Kardashian is like, “Nice try stealing my thunder, bitch.” [TMZ]
  • Nicole Richie, who asked fans not to dress “slutty” for Halloween, went as J. Lo for Halloween. [TooFab]
  • Meanwhile, LeAnn Rimes wore a truly frightening set of bumble-gum pink fangs. [Evil Beet Gossip] Keep reading »

Which (Short) Celeb Is Sitting On The Toilet?

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Eh, I won’t build the suspense for too long. The answer is … Jessica Simpson! The maybe-probably-totally-pregnant star tweeted this photo of herself sitting on the can at Bergdorf Goodman. I have many questions. Where are her shoes? (No judgement — I go barefoot in our bathroom at work and I’m not joking.) If you’re 5’3 (as she is) do your feet really dangle off the ground that much? (“Short girl problems,” she wrote alongside the photo.) And who took this pic anyway? Her fiance? Her dad? Eww. Whatever. [Buzzfeed]

Hot Links: Fraudulent Fitness Products & Photo Proof That Jessica Simpson Is Knocked Up

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  • Uh, WTF is the Vita Master and what is it doing to that woman’s thigh? Find out the dubious reasoning behind this device and nine other fraudulent health and fitness products at the link. [Men's Fitness]
  • By the looks of these photos, Jessica Simpson MUST be pregnant. Because if she’s not, then she’s seven months pregnant with the most enormous burrito baby I have ever seen. [Celebuzz]
  • Young lovers (well, no proof that they’re actually doing it) Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have made a terrible mistake — they’ve adopted a puppy together. Why this is a bad idea. [The Stir] Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: Jessica Simpson Will Confirm Her Pregnancy For A Small Fee

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Is She Preggo?
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  • Is Jessica Simpson pregnant or isn’t she? OK! says she absolutely is. We’ll find out as soon as someone’s ready to cough up $500,000 for the news. [OK Magazine]
  • Men disappoint once again. This time, we’re worried about their (dis)interest in “funny women.”  [The Gloss]
  • Here’s a roundup of 10 favorite ’90s girls and how to dress as them for Halloween. [Tres Sugar]
  • What’s the matter with Paris Hilton’s eyes? [Celebitchy] Keep reading »

Morning Quickies: Jessica Simpson Announcing Pregnancy Soon, Maybe

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  • Radar claims Jessica Simpson is about to announce her pregnancy with fiancé Eric Johnson. Or she’s just eaten a particularly large breakfast burrito, which is usually what starts a pregnancy rumor in Hollywood. [Radar Online]
  • Beyoncé’s due date is in February, which means four more months of maternity outfits that put your wardrobe to shame. [People]
  • Gratuitous use of Donna Martin in a slideshow: the most beloved virgins of pop culture.  [TresSugar] Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: Jessica Simpson Is Pregnant, In Touch Claims

Knocked Up?
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  • Is Jessica Simpson pregnant? In Touch claims she is — despite knocking back a glass of bubbly at fiance Eric Johnson’s recent birthday celebration — and craving nacho chips dipped in chocolate. Mmm mmm. Jessica has been looking a little bloated lately, but I am skeptical. Any time the poor girl eats a burrito, people say she’s pregnant. Until I hear it from Papa Joe, I am assuming it’s just another burrito baby. [In Touch]
  • Bravo released a statement expressing regret over comments made by Patti Stanger about gay men on Bravo’s “Watch What Happens Live” Sunday night. Patti basically said gay men are all promiscuous queens who won’t settle down. In a statement, the network said, “Her comments are not representative of the network’s beliefs and opinions. We apologize for the offense it caused.” [Hollywood Reporter]
  • Demi Moore is the latest celeb looking WTF-thin. [The Gloss]
  • Jane Pratt asked Kim Kardashian all about the size of Kris Humphries’ junk and she wouldn’t answer. Kourtney Kardashian, however, is much more forthcoming about what Scott Disick is packing. [xoJane]

Evening Quickies: Jessica Simpson’s Wedding Possibly Put Off “Indefinitely”

  • Jessica Simpson and her fiancé Eric Johnson have allegedly put their wedding on hiatus “indefinitely.” But Celebuzz hears they’re still on and are just taking forever to plan. That sounds more likely to me, considering the dude gifted her with a $15K Birkin bag on her birthday. You don’t give those things to just anyone. [Celebuzz, The Hollywood Gossip]
  • Scarlett Johansson and Kieran Culkin are dating now, apparently. The pair hung out at a strip club in Paris, where she snapped pics with the performers. You gotta love how Scarlett is embroiled in a nude photo scandal, but still is posing for photos with strippers. She clearly doesn’t give a f**k. [The Superficial]
  • Kim Kardashian as slave Leia? It’s two of America’s prevailing masturbatory fantasies smashed together. [BuzzFeed]

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