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Jessica Simpson’s Dad Joe Simpson Arrested For A DUI

Jess Sells Baby Pics
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People magazine paid how much?! Read More »
Jessica Simpson Gives Birth!
Jessica welcomes a daughter, Maxwell Drew. Read More »
Jessica Mummy-To Be
Jessica Simpson is pregnant for sure. Read More »
Jessica Engaged
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Did Jessica Simpson buy her own engagement ring? Read More »
  • Uh oh: Joe Simpson, “stage dad” of Jessica Simpson and Ashlee Simpson, was arrested on August 4 for a DUI in Sherman Oaks, California. Simpson spent the night behind bars. Curious! I wonder why neither of his daughters or his wife bailed him out. [TMZ, US Weekly]
  • Star magazine claims Kris Jenner sold Kim Kardashian’s sex tape to porn directors. That is too insane, even for this family. [Rumor Fix]
  • Area crazy person Amelia McDonell-Parry is interviewed in this New York Post article about Ryan Gosling. Sigh. The restraining order should be filed any moment now. [New York Post]
  • Terry Richardson took yummy shirtless photos of Brazilian model Marlon Teixeira just for you. [Socialite Life]
  • Kate Gosselin’s kids have bought her a Grow-A-Boyfriend doll. Ha! [Babble] Keep reading »

10 Celebs We’re Totally Jealous Of

There are lots of reasons you might be jealous of Diane Kruger. She’s a famous movie star. She dates Joshua Jackson. She’s unbelievably beautiful. But here’s why I wish I could be her: the bitch lives in Paris. She and Joshua Jackson wake up every day to coffee and croissants at her favorite little Parisian cafe. Oh, the nerve!

Plus, Diane’s high profile means she has access to all of the best designers, who clamor to dress her.

So yes, I’m jealous of Diane Kruger’s life. After the jump, some of the other famous celebs whose lives we’re green with envy over.

Jessica Simpson & 14 Others Celebs’ Post-Baby Boobs

Good morning! This is what Jessica Simpson’s baby daughter Maxwell Drew wakes up to every morning. Jessica wanted to spread the wealth so she tweeted this photo of her post-baby cleave while on a walk this weekend. Good lord. Maxwell won’t be going hungry, now will she? Jessica never lacked in the chesticle department, but the twins are certainly overachievers. While we’re on the subject, let’s ogle some more celebs’ post-baby boobs…

 

Jessica Simpson Debuts Baby Maxwell On The Cover Of “People”

Jess Gives Birth!
Jessica welcomes a daughter, Maxwell Drew. Read More »
Selling The Baby Photos
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People magazine paid how much?! Read More »
How Much?
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How much is Jessica Simpson's new bundle of joy worth? Read More »
Fat-Shaming Jessica
On Jessica Simpson, her pregnancy, and reclaiming the word "fat." Read More »
  • Jessica Simpson got that People magazine cover she wanted: the singer debuts her newborn baby daughter Maxwell Drew Johnson in the latest issue. ZOMG, those baby cheeks! Allegedly Jess and her fiancĂ© Eric Johnson earned a cool $800,000 by selling their baby pics. Tough life. [People
  • Singer Bob Dylan and author Toni Morrison received the Presidential Medal of Freedeom yesterday in a White House ceremony. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Dina Lohan has been tapped for “Hollywood Exes,” a VH1 reality show about famous ex-wives that will also star ladies who were married to Will Smith, R. Kelly, Prince, and Eddie Murphy. Oh please. Are you trying to tell me that Michael Lohan is on par with Prince?! [TMZ]
  • Michael Fassbender collects “Star Wars” memorabilia and still has the Ewok village and the Millenium Falcon. Um, nerd.  [Celebitchy] Keep reading »

John Mayer Apologizes For “Dumb Interviews” About Jessica Simpon & Jennifer Aniston

John's Sex Blab
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John Mayer calls ex-girlfriend Jessica Simpson "sexual napalm." Read More »
Apology Refused
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Jessica Simpson tells Oprah she'll never forgive John Mayer. Read More »
John Is A Jerk
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Ten pictures that prove John Mayer can be a total tool. Read More »
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“I just sort of lost my head for awhile. I did some dumb interviews and it woke me up. … It was a very strange time. It sort of, like, rocketed me into adulthood. It was a violent crash into being an adult. So for a couple years, it was all figuring it all out. I’m glad I stayed out of the spotlight. I think back then I would have said ‘Give me two weeks! Let me get out! Let me go on ‘Ellen’ and explain myself!’ And it was, like, ‘No, idiot, go away. Be 33 and 34 instead of 28 for the fourth year.’”

– John Mayer is responding, of course, to his 2010 interview with Playboy magazine in which he got really overshare-y about his ex-girlfriend, Jessica Simpson. He called Jess “sexual napalm,” said she was like “crack cocaine” to him in bed, and said of her “If you charged me $10,000 to f**k you, I would start selling all my s**t just to keep f**king you.” (He later apologized to her in writing, but Jessica said she has not and doesn’t ever plan to accept his apology.) And then there was the time John got blabby with paparazzi about his ex-girlfriend Jennifer Aniston, which got him in big trubs with her Keep reading »

What Do You Think Of Jessica Simpson’s Maternity Line?

Jessica Simpson Gives Birth!
Jessica welcomes a daughter, Maxwell Drew. Read More »
Jessica Selling The Baby Photos
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People magazine paid how much?! Read More »
Jessica's Pregnancy Cravings
Jessica Simpson wants to eat "slutty brownies." Watch »

We all knew it was coming, and now it’s official: Jessica Simpson is adding a maternity clothing line to her billion dollar fashion empire. Simpson’s company partnered with Destination Maternity to make the line available in more than 700 stores nationwide, including Motherhood Maternity and Macy’s. Three preview outfits were released today, and it looks pretty consistent with Simpson’s general aesthetic and price point (everything is under $100). Click on the photo above to get a closer look at each outfit, and all you stylish mamas-to-be, please let us know what you think in the comments! [Fashionista]

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