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Jessica Simpson & 14 Others Celebs’ Post-Baby Boobs

Good morning! This is what Jessica Simpson’s baby daughter Maxwell Drew wakes up to every morning. Jessica wanted to spread the wealth so she tweeted this photo of her post-baby cleave while on a walk this weekend. Good lord. Maxwell won’t be going hungry, now will she? Jessica never lacked in the chesticle department, but the twins are certainly overachievers. While we’re on the subject, let’s ogle some more celebs’ post-baby boobs…

 

Jessica Simpson Debuts Baby Maxwell On The Cover Of “People”

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Jessica welcomes a daughter, Maxwell Drew. Read More »
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  • Jessica Simpson got that People magazine cover she wanted: the singer debuts her newborn baby daughter Maxwell Drew Johnson in the latest issue. ZOMG, those baby cheeks! Allegedly Jess and her fiancé Eric Johnson earned a cool $800,000 by selling their baby pics. Tough life. [People
  • Singer Bob Dylan and author Toni Morrison received the Presidential Medal of Freedeom yesterday in a White House ceremony. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Dina Lohan has been tapped for “Hollywood Exes,” a VH1 reality show about famous ex-wives that will also star ladies who were married to Will Smith, R. Kelly, Prince, and Eddie Murphy. Oh please. Are you trying to tell me that Michael Lohan is on par with Prince?! [TMZ]
  • Michael Fassbender collects “Star Wars” memorabilia and still has the Ewok village and the Millenium Falcon. Um, nerd.  [Celebitchy] Keep reading »

John Mayer Apologizes For “Dumb Interviews” About Jessica Simpon & Jennifer Aniston

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John Mayer calls ex-girlfriend Jessica Simpson "sexual napalm." Read More »
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Jessica Simpson tells Oprah she'll never forgive John Mayer. Read More »
John Is A Jerk
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Ten pictures that prove John Mayer can be a total tool. Read More »
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“I just sort of lost my head for awhile. I did some dumb interviews and it woke me up. … It was a very strange time. It sort of, like, rocketed me into adulthood. It was a violent crash into being an adult. So for a couple years, it was all figuring it all out. I’m glad I stayed out of the spotlight. I think back then I would have said ‘Give me two weeks! Let me get out! Let me go on ‘Ellen’ and explain myself!’ And it was, like, ‘No, idiot, go away. Be 33 and 34 instead of 28 for the fourth year.’”

– John Mayer is responding, of course, to his 2010 interview with Playboy magazine in which he got really overshare-y about his ex-girlfriend, Jessica Simpson. He called Jess “sexual napalm,” said she was like “crack cocaine” to him in bed, and said of her “If you charged me $10,000 to f**k you, I would start selling all my s**t just to keep f**king you.” (He later apologized to her in writing, but Jessica said she has not and doesn’t ever plan to accept his apology.) And then there was the time John got blabby with paparazzi about his ex-girlfriend Jennifer Aniston, which got him in big trubs with her Keep reading »

What Do You Think Of Jessica Simpson’s Maternity Line?

Jessica Simpson Gives Birth!
Jessica welcomes a daughter, Maxwell Drew. Read More »
Jessica Selling The Baby Photos
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People magazine paid how much?! Read More »
Jessica's Pregnancy Cravings
Jessica Simpson wants to eat "slutty brownies." Watch »

We all knew it was coming, and now it’s official: Jessica Simpson is adding a maternity clothing line to her billion dollar fashion empire. Simpson’s company partnered with Destination Maternity to make the line available in more than 700 stores nationwide, including Motherhood Maternity and Macy’s. Three preview outfits were released today, and it looks pretty consistent with Simpson’s general aesthetic and price point (everything is under $100). Click on the photo above to get a closer look at each outfit, and all you stylish mamas-to-be, please let us know what you think in the comments! [Fashionista]

Morning Quickies: Jessica Simpson Selling Baby Photos For $800K

Jess Gives Birth!
Maxwell Drew was born on May 1. Read More »
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On Jessica Simpson, her pregnancy, and reclaiming the word "fat." Read More »
How Much?
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How much is Jessica Simpson's new bundle of joy worth? Read More »
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  • Jessica Simpson is reportedly selling the first baby photos of her newborn daughter Maxwell for $800,000 to People magazine. Of course she is. Take a page from Beyoncé, Jess: the classy thing to do is quietly post your baby pics on your own blog and not turn a profit. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • A former masseuse at New York City’s upscale Peninsula Hotel claims John Travolta was “blacklisted”  by male masseurs for alleged inappropriate behavior. Hotel officials refused to comment. Last week, three different men claimed that Travolta came onto them sexually. [Stupid Celebrities]
  • Read the adorable letter Beyoncé penned to her mama Tina Knowles for Mother’s Day. [PopCrush]
  • Jennifer Hudson’s estranged brother-in-law William Balfour has been found guilty of murdering her sister, mother and seven-year-old nephew in 2008. [Uptown Magazine] Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: How Much Is Jessica Simpson’s New Baby Worth?

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On Jessica Simpson, her pregnancy, and reclaiming the word "fat." Read More »
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Maxwell Drew was born on May 1. Read More »
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She's going to be "a mummy"! Read More »
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  • Jessica Simpson’s newborn daughter Maxwell Drew Johnson could be worth $14 million in branding, if Jess decides to add new mom-and-baby products to her line, says an expert. And you know Jess is going to seize that opportunity. [Fox News
  • Rihanna tweeted raunchy pics of herself with exotic dancers at a strip club. Of course she did. [PopCrush]
  • Rapper Wiz Khalifa has been busted with pot for the second time in 10 days. Dude, are you trying to go to jail? [The Celebrity Cafe]
  • Fifteen baby animals celebrating Mother’s Day with their mommies. I repeat, baby animals! [The FW]
  • Orange “tanning mom” Patricia Krentcil plead not guilty to child endangerment for allegedly bringing her five-year-old to the tanning salon. [People
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The Soapbox: On Jessica Simpson, Fat-Shaming & Reclaiming The Word “Fat”

Jess Gives Birth!
Maxwell Drew was born on May 1. Read More »
Jessica's Pregnant!
She's going to be "a mummy"! Read More »
Body Snarking Angelina
Why ragging on Angelina Jolie's thin physique is wrong. Read More »
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Fat-shaming. Maybe it’s happened to you, or maybe you’ve perpetrated it against someone else. Fat-shaming is making people feel uncomfortable, wrong or bad for being overweight or obese. Some fat-shamers will tell you that they’re doing it as a means of encouraging the overweight person to lose weight, but most, oh, sane people will argue that fat-shaming does little in the way of motivation, and actually harms.

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Jessica Simpson Finally Gave Birth!

Congratulations to Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson, who welcomed baby girl Maxwell Drew into the world today! Congratulations are also (begrudgingly) due to Julie Gerstein, who bet me $10 that the baby would be under 10 pounds. I was so sure, given how, um, big Jessica was during her epically long pregnancy, that her baby would be at least 10 lbs, but Maxwell weighed in at 9 pounds 13 ounces. So close! Damn you, Julie Gerstein! Anyway, seriously, congrats to Jessica and Eric on lil’ Maxwell. I bet she’s a cutie. [Us Weekly]

Today’s Lady News: AZ Grocer Covers Up Jessica Simpson’s Nude Magazine Cover

  • Look, I’m as sick of listening to Jessica Simpson talk about her copious amounts of amniotic fluid as you are. [I'm not sick of it! -- Editor] But really, Tucson, Arizona grocery store, was it necessary to cover up Jess’s naked, pregnant Elle magazine cover with a sign reading “Please Do Not Remove Cardboard”? [ABC News]
  • Abortion opponents performed six live ultrasounds in Idaho’s state capitol, where the legislature is debating forced ultrasounds for women seeking abortions. [Business Week]
  • New Hampshire’s state House voted to keep their law legalizing same-sex marriage in place. [Union Leader]
  • On why “choice” may not be the best framework to discuss women’s reproductive rights. [The Nation] Keep reading »

Jessica Simpson Discusses Her Copious Amount Of Amniotic Fluid With Jimmy Kimmel

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“I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha … Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant!”

– Jessica Simpson continues her habit of over-sharing — just a bit! — with Jimmy Kimmel. Now, I am super fascinated by pregnancy, so I love that she’s being so open about everything happening with her body during this experience. Quotes like this make me tilt my head and make an O shape with my mouth as I consider the visual. Thanks, Jessica, for keeping me informed of what may happen to my body should I ever get pregnant someday! (And who knew it was possible for Jess to be even ditzier? That’s Pregnancy Brain for ya!) [Us Weekly]

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