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Mommie Dearest: Pregnancy Is Not A Beauty Contest

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Kim Kardashian's Feet Are Bursting Out Of Her Heels
Her feet are so swollen from pregnancy and look uncomfortable. Read More »
Kim's Met Ball Gown
Robin Wiliiams thinks he wore it better in "Mrs. Doubtfire." Read More »
Kim's Terrible Pants
We nominate these peplum leopard print pants for the worst-ever. Read More »
Kim's Pregnancy Essentials
She's going to need this stuff. Read More »
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When I was pregnant, my clothing had one main requirement: comfort. I was mostly concerned with what would help support my growing belly on my slight frame, especially toward the end of my pregnancy when I developed symphysis pubic dysfunction (a fancy way of saying that my pelvic joint was unstable and caused me near constant pain whenever I moved). I was fortunate that during the latter half of my pregnancy I was focused on finishing my graduate thesis, thus fashion didn’t factor much into my days spent behind a computer screen or between library book shelves. In fact, my daily uniform of yoga pants, long t-shirts, a puffy vest, and comfy sneakers didn’t seem to phase me or the number of folks I came in contact with.

In retrospect, I consider myself very lucky. Keep reading »

Jessica Simpson’s Parents Joe And Tina Are Officially Divorced

Divorce!
Jessica Simpson and Tina Simpson
Simpson family statement avoids any mention of Papa Joe being gay. Read More »
2012's Sex Scandals
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Here's a seedy trip down memory lane. Read More »
Joe Simpson DUI
Joe Simpson photo
Jessica Simpson's dad was arrested for a DUI. Read More »
  • The Simpson family home is officially a broken one: Joe and Tina Simpson’s divorce is final. When the couple filed for divorce, rumors swirled that Joe Simpson had a 20-year-old boyfriend on the side. There’s been little word recently about what’s really up.[People]
  • Justin Bieber appears to have donned a Chanel gimp mask. [Imgur]
  • Check out this first new, totally demented clip from the new season of “Arrested Development”! [Entertainment Weekly]
  • “Scream” is coming to MTV as a horror series. [The Wrap]
  • RIP Society: one of the little girls on “Toddlers & Tiaras” is a millionaire at age six. [US Weekly] Keep reading »

Well Played: Jessica Simpson’s Maxi Skirt And Baby Max

Jessica On "Katie"
Jessica Simpson shilled for Weight Watchers on "Katie." Read More »
Dear Jessica
An open letter to Jessica Simpson about her weight talk. Read More »

I’m still reeling from the speed at which Jessica Simpson got pregnant after giving birth. Like, are we sure this new one isn’t baby Maxwell’s twin who just wanted to hang out in the womb for a few extra months? That’s my theory. Anyway, while I’ve had mixed feelings about Jessica’s pregnancy style in the past, I must say I totally love this outfit, from the flowy skirt to the cropped jean jacket and epic cleavage (and of course that adorable baby on her hip). Pregnancy #2 (or 1.5?) looks good on her. [Photo: Splash News]

Whose Wiener Is Making Jessica Simpson Nauseous?

Jessica Gets A Sitcom
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Jessica Simpson will star in an NBC sitcom based on her life. Read More »
Ulterior Motives
The Real Reason These Celebs Got Pregnant
... for these 8 celebrity pregnancies. Read More »
Pregnant Again
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Baby number two is on the way for Jessica Simpson. Read More »
  • Jessica Simpson accidentally revealed the gender of her second child last night on “Jimmy Kimmel Live” by mentioning her baby has a penis. “It’s a total different pregnancy. I just feel awful,” she said. “I never knew that a weiner could actually make me nauseous.” Then Jess started laughing and said, “Well, I guess I just told the world I’m having a boy.” Whoopsies. [Huffington Post]
  • Melissa McCarthy is coming back to host “Saturday Night Live” on April 6th. Woot, woot! [Deadline Hollywood]
  • How can Ashley Judd overcome the sexism being lobbed at her by conservatives over her potential Senate run in Kentucky? [US News & World Reports]
  • “Community” is going to do an all-puppet episode? Okay, sure. [The Wrap] Keep reading »

John Mayer Officially Confirms Jerk Status In Romantic Relationships

John Apologizes
John Mayer apologizes for "dumb interviews" about ex-girlfriends. Read More »
John Trashes Taylor
Summer Beauty Inspiration From The Stars
John Mayer "humiliated" by Taylor Swift's "Dear John" song. Read More »
Taylor Rebuffs John
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Taylor Swift has no interest in what John Mayer has to say about her. Read More »
  • John Mayer’s succinct explanation for what went wrong with Taylor Swift, Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson: “I was just a jerk.” [US Weekly]
  • An anonymous rich person (very rich person) chats about their life and comes off as extremely likable. [The Billfold]
  • Check out the cover art and track listing for Justin Timberlake’s new album, The 20/20 Experience! [Just Jared] Keep reading »

RIP Society: Jessica Simpson Gets Her Own Sitcom

Jessica On "Katie"
Jessica Simpson shilled for Weight Watchers on "Katie." Read More »
Jessica Simpson Gives Birth!
Jessica welcomes a daughter, Maxwell Drew. Read More »
Dear Jessica
An open letter to Jessica Simpson about her weight talk. Read More »
  • Jessica Simpson is getting an NBC sitcom based on her life, in which she will star. Unlike “Newlyweds,” this one will be intentionally funny. [PopBytes]
  • Taylor Swift supposedly asked Jennifer Lawrence to ask out Bradley Cooper for her at the Golden Globes. But he is wary because she’s both “a serial dater” and a fetus, and politely declined. [Stupid Celebrities]
  • Lady Gaga wants to purchase and restore Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch, all 3,000 acres of it, including a petting zoo and fairground. She wants to preserve Neverland and hand it over to Jackson’s children when they’re grown. [NME]
  • Amanda Bynes got a cheek piercing. Face cheek, I mean. [VH1]

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