Posts tagged "jessica simpson"

Jessica Simpson’s Dad Joe Simpson Arrested For A DUI

Uh oh: Joe Simpson, "stage dad" of Jessica Simpson and Ashlee Simpson, was arrested on August 4 for a DUI in Sherman Oaks, California. Simpson spent the night behind bars. Curious! I wonder why neither of his daughters or his wife bailed him out. [TMZ, US Weekly] Star magazine claims Kri…
By: Jessica Wakeman / August 10, 2012

10 Celebs We’re Totally Jealous Of

There are lots of reasons you might be jealous of Diane Kruger. She's a famous movie star. She dates Joshua Jackson. She's unbelievably beautiful. But here's why I wish I could be her: the bitch lives in Paris. She and Joshua Jackson wake up every day to coffee and croissants at her favorite…
By: Julie Gerstein / July 20, 2012

14 Super Awkward Celebrity Kisses

A good kiss makes you feel all melty and tingly. However, a bad one? Well, let's just say that kisses are not like pizza—the meh ones are pretty awkward. Adding a camera in the bad kissing equation can bring about disastrous results. Think: Tipper and Al Gore at the Democratic National Convention i…
By: The Frisky / June 28, 2012

Jessica Simpson & 14 Others Celebs’ Post-Baby Boobs

Good morning! This is what Jessica Simpson's baby daughter Maxwell Drew wakes up to every morning. Jessica wanted to spread the wealth so she tweeted this photo of her post-baby cleave while on a walk this weekend. Good lord. Maxwell won't be going hungry, now will she? Jessica never lacked in the chesticle department, but…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 25, 2012

Jessica Simpson Debuts Baby Maxwell On The Cover Of “People”

Jessica Simpson got that People magazine cover she wanted: the singer debuts her newborn baby daughter Maxwell Drew Johnson in the latest issue. ZOMG, those baby cheeks! Allegedly Jess and her fiancé Eric Johnson earned a cool $800,000 by selling their baby pics. Tough life. [People]  Singer Bob Dylan and author…
By: Jessica Wakeman / May 30, 2012

John Mayer Apologizes For “Dumb Interviews” About Jessica Simpon & Jennifer Aniston

"I just sort of lost my head for awhile. I did some dumb interviews and it woke me up. ... It was a very strange time. It sort of, like, rocketed me into adulthood. It was a violent crash into being an adult. So for a couple years, it was all figuring it all out. I'm…
By: Jessica Wakeman / May 16, 2012

What Do You Think Of Jessica Simpson’s Maternity Line?

We all knew it was coming, and now it's official: Jessica Simpson is adding a maternity clothing line to her billion dollar fashion empire. Simpson's company partnered with Destination Maternity to make the line available in more than 700 stores nationwide, including Motherhood Maternity and Macy's. Three preview outfits were released today, and it…
By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / May 14, 2012

Morning Quickies: Jessica Simpson Selling Baby Photos For $800K

Jessica Simpson is reportedly selling the first baby photos of her newborn daughter Maxwell for $800,000 to People magazine. Of course she is. Take a page from Beyoncé, Jess: the classy thing to do is quietly post your baby pics on your own blog and not turn a profit. [Celebrity Cafe] A…
By: Jessica Wakeman / May 14, 2012

Evening Quickies: How Much Is Jessica Simpson’s New Baby Worth?

Jessica Simpson's newborn daughter Maxwell Drew Johnson could be worth $14 million in branding, if Jess decides to add new mom-and-baby products to her line, says an expert. And you know Jess is going to seize that opportunity. [Fox News]  Rihanna tweeted raunchy pics of herself with exotic dancers at a stri…
By: Jessica Wakeman / May 2, 2012

The Soapbox: On Jessica Simpson, Fat-Shaming & Reclaiming The Word “Fat”

Fat-shaming. Maybe it's happened to you, or maybe you've perpetrated it against someone else. Fat-shaming is making people feel uncomfortable, wrong or bad for being overweight or obese. Some fat-shamers will tell you that they're doing it as a means of encouraging the overweight person to lose weight, but most, oh, sane people will argue…
By: Julie Gerstein / May 2, 2012

Jessica Simpson Finally Gave Birth!

Congratulations to Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson, who welcomed baby girl Maxwell Drew into the world today! Congratulations are also (begrudgingly) due to Julie Gerstein, who bet me $10 that the baby would be under 10 pounds. I was so sure, given how, um, big Jessica was during her epically long pregnancy, that her baby…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 1, 2012

Quiz: Can You Name The Celebrity Camel Toe?

There is no greater challenge to female celebrity-dom than the inevitable moment of camel toe exposure. Sure, we may walk around rocking the camel toe in our yoga pants, but there's not a pack of paparazzi documenting the comings and goings of our labias. You may think you know everything about your favorite celebrity…
By: The Frisky / May 1, 2012

Today’s Lady News: AZ Grocer Covers Up Jessica Simpson’s Nude Magazine Cover

Look, I'm as sick of listening to Jessica Simpson talk about her copious amounts of amniotic fluid as you are. [I'm not sick of it! -- Editor] But really, Tucson, Arizona grocery store, was it necessary to cover up Jess's naked, pregnant Elle magazine cover with a sign reading "Please Do Not Remove Cardboard"? […
By: Jessica Wakeman / March 22, 2012

Jessica Simpson Discusses Her Copious Amount Of Amniotic Fluid With Jimmy Kimmel

"I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha ... Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant!" -- Jessica Simpson continues her habit of over-sharing -- just a bit! -- with Jimmy Kimmel. Now, I am super fascinated by pregnancy,…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 20, 2012

Jessica Simpson Is Not The Mama — Yet

Amelia and I spent a good 20 minutes this morning wracking our brains trying to figure out who Jessica Simpson reminded us of this morning, before Jessica ambled over and informed us that she was making the exact same facial expression as the baby from weird '90s sitcom "Dinosaurs." The baby's catchphrase?
By: Julie Gerstein / March 19, 2012

Don’t Worry, Jessica Simpson Is Staying Moisturized During Her Pregnancy

I know this has been on your mind, but no need to worry, people. I would just like to confirm that Jessica Simpson is moisturizing regularly during her pregnancy. She shared her hydration habits with People just this morning. “My entire body is changing every single day … I make it a point to moisturize…
By: Ami Angelowicz / March 16, 2012

The Good, The Bad & The WTF: “Fashion Star” Is Surprisingly Compelling!

I wasn't really planning to watch "Fashion Star," NBC's new fashion design competition, but I just moved into a new apartment and turned on the TV to keep me company while I was unpacking boxes of books last night. "Fashion Star" happened to be on, and daaaaaaaaamn did I get sucked in. By the end…
By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / March 14, 2012

Jessica Simpson Is Craving “Slutty Brownies”

"Right now there's this new thing that's so heavenly.  They're called slutty brownies. They are a layer of cookie dough, a layer of oreo cookies, and a layer of brownie dough, and then you bake it together. It's amazing." -- Jessica Simpson talking to Jay Leno about her pregnancy cravings. When Jay asked why they're…
By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / March 14, 2012

15 Stars Who’ve Played Sexy Cover Girl While Pregnant

There was once a time when a woman's pregnant belly was shrouded in over-sized fabric, concealed from the world. Nowadays, pregnancy is a good excuse to rock even tighter clothes to emphasize the growing waistline ("That's not a burrito, that's a baby!") or, if you're famous, to chuck the cover-ups entirely and show off your…
By: The Frisky / March 7, 2012

Let’s Discuss Jessica Simpson’s Penis Mask

OK. Once you're done gawking at the absurdity of Jessica Simpson's latest Twitpic, let's talk about why she might be wearing this penis mask, which, may I add, is absolutely hideous. Penises are not the most attractive organs, but this mask is really doing dicks everywhere an injustice. She says it's for…
By: Ami Angelowicz / January 19, 2012
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