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If Jessica Simpson Haunted Your Nightmares

Splash News swears up and down that this is a photo of Jessica Simpson in an Italian ad for hair extensions. What in the f**kitty-f**k?! Between her and Taylor Swift, the greatest threat to national security is our American stars being Photoshopped into drag queen zombies. Keep reading »

Jessica Simpson Surprised To Find That “Fat” Women Are Considered Attractive Elsewhere

Jessica Simpson makes her long-awaited return to TV on March 14 when “The Price of Beauty” debuts on VH1. On the show, Jessica explores the question: What makes women in different countries feel beautiful? This is the same program with the theme song written by Jessica’s maybe-boyfriend Billy Corgan, that required $25,000 worth of hair and makeup for Jessica per episode, and had her storming down the runway at the Olzem Suer fashion show in Paris.

Do you think it’ll open people’s eyes and change our perspectives about beauty — or will it simply be another chance to watch Jessica acting silly on television? [via NY Post] Keep reading »

Quotable: Billy Corgan Explains His Relationship With Jessica Simpson

“[Jessica] asked me to help her out on the theme song for her new TV show [VH1's 'The Price Of Beauty']. It has an interesting concept. She goes around the world to show how different people perceive beauty. In some cultures, bigger is better. In some, smaller is better. I ended up writing part of [the theme song]. It has a little bit of an alternative rock edge, but it’s still very poppy. … The stuff that I’ve seen [in tabloids] doesn’t have any bearing to the reality that I’m in. It’s like being in a cartoon. It has nothing to do with what’s really going on or how I feel.”

—Smashing Pumpkins frontman Billy Corgan on how he met Jessica Simpson, and how little credence there is to reports that they are or were dating Keep reading »

Poll: If Your Ex Were Talking Smack, Would You Want Your Dad To Defend Your Honor?

If your ex were talking smack, would you want your dad to defend your honor like Joe Simpson did?

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Quotable: Jessica Simpson On The Only Thing Standing Between Her And Oscar

“I will never do nudity. I don’t care how dark and intellectual the role could be, you know. I don’t care if I frickin’ could get an Oscar for it, I’m not going to do it. Those accolades mean nothing to me. I don’t think people deserve to see what’s under my clothing. That’s only for my next husband — ha ha ha.”

– Jessica Simpson in the March issue of Allure [Just Jared] Keep reading »

Jessica Simpson Cannot Be That Good In Bed

John Mayer, I call bulls**t. In a recent interview with Playboy, the oversharing singer had this to say about his ex, Jessica Simpson:

Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me… Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm … 
Have you ever been with a girl who made you want to quit the rest of your life? Did you ever say, “I want to quit my life and just f**kin’ snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f**k you, I would start selling all my shit just to keep f**king you.”

I’m sorry, but there is NO WAY Jessica Simpson is that good in bed. Keep reading »

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