- Justin Timberlake has penned an open letter to apologize for a video made by his friends in which they walked around Los Angeles and asked random homeless people (and other random folks) to wish him and Jessica Biel a happy wedding. In the surprisingly-well-written-for-a-pop-star letter, Justin calls the video “distasteful” and “unsavory” and says he had no knowledge of its existence and “absolutely ZERO contribution to it.” He also says the video was not, as reported, shown at his wedding. “It seems that these days, misconception gets around the world before the actual truth even wakes up and gets it’s [sic] pants on,” he writes, before joking (?) that his friends are being sentenced by him to 100 hours of community service as punishment. [PopCrush]
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Justin Timberlake Apologizes For That “Homeless Video”
10 Songs We Wish Justin Timberlake Had Sang Jessica Biel Down The Aisle
By now you’ve probably heard about how Justin Timberlake sang his new bride Jessica Biel down the aisle with a special song. That’s really nice and all, but we think it would have been so much more hilarious if he had sang one of his classic songs instead. After all, Justin and Jessica are total jokesters — a couple of their friends recorded a video featuring homeless people around Los Angeles wishing the couple well — hilarious! So we’ve compiled a list of wedding song alternatives.
Like, for instance: Keep reading »
Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel’s First Wedding Photo Revealed!
Hey-o! Justin Timberlake is really excited to be married to Jessica Biel! Here he is jumping for joy on the cover of People magazine, which paid the couple a handsome $300K for the exclusive wedding album (on stands Friday). Now, what do we think of Jessica’s frothy pink dress? I happen to think it’s too pink, though I’m totally a fan of non-white wedding gowns. Also, nice photobomb, Britney! [People]
Fireworks, Andy Samberg, Wine: More Deets On Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel’s Wedding
- Celebuzz has more deets on Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel’s wedding earlier today: they wed in front of 45 guests at the Borgo Engazia in Puglia, Italy, amongst friends like Andy Samberg and Biel’s “7th Heaven” co-star Beverly Mitchell. Guests also enjoyed local wine and a 10-minute fireworks display! [Celebuzz]
- Here’s the inevitable Mitt Romney “Gangnam Style” spoof. [The FW]
- The election as understood by a five-year-old. [Cracked]
- Taylor Swift’s first splurge when she started making money? A Lexus SC430. [PopCrush]
- Billy Corgan from The Smashing Pumpkins opens up about the various times he’s contemplated suicide. [StupidCelebrities] Keep reading »
The “Secret” Justin & Jessica Wedding Is On, Shh!
- Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel may think their weekend wedding in Italy is a secret, but I know all about it! [Newser]
- Tiny little nerd hero of the day! This little girl dresses up as a different historical every single day. [The Mary Sue]
- It’s Breast Cancer Awareness Month — here are 12 books to read that somehow deal with the subject. [Tres Sugar]
- “If you want to be my lover, you gotta get with my dog…” [Your Tango] Keep reading »
That’s A Lot Of Look: Jessica Biel’s Stud Farm
What is up with Jessica Biel today, guys? She is wearing every kind of trend at once. Colored leather, studded leather, a weird peasant top? Did she switch stylists? Join a lesbian biker gang? Pick up a side job as a Michael Jackson impersonator? What’s the deal, Biel? [Photo: WENN]
Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel Didn’t Secretly Marry This Weekend
- Contrary to gossip, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel did not, repeat, did not, secretly marry over the weekend. Whew. How dare these two celebrities try to make this very personal once-in-a-lifetime event private. [US Weekly]
- “Top Gun” director Tony Scott, who committed suicide on Sunday by jumping off a Los Angeles bridge, reportedly had inoperable brain cancer. How very tragic. [ABC News]
- Are Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez moving in with each other? There were suspicious moving vans outside her place. [PopCrush]
- Denise Richards threw a birthday party at her house for Brooke Mueller, Charlie Sheen’s other ex-wife. How … unusual. [Celebrity Cafe]
Jessica Biel Looks Worlds Better Following A Fresh Bangs Snip
Finally, a major positive improvement on the fringe front! Jessica Biel trimmed up her sheepdog bangs into something shorter and choppier, and they look infinitely better. Was this mod, ’60s-ish vibe what she was going for all along? It’s very Jane Birkin and, as with all things Birkin-esque, I strongly approve … and she looks pretty psyched about it as well, no? Lots of success on the outfit front, too! Looking good, Jessica, looking good. [Photo: Will Alexander/WENN.com]
So Close: Jessica Biel Got Tangled In Extra Fabric On Her Way Out The Door
Let’s start with the good: Jessica Biel‘s subtle, glowy makeup at the NYC “Total Recall” premiere is gorgeous and ethereal, her hair is as close to perfection as it can get with the distracting fringe, love the reptile pumps, and that ring must have cost a grand heap of “Sexy Back” royalties. This look almost — almost — gets it so right, but she had to go and make a goddamn travesty of a lovely dress by throwing on an inexplicable matching lace cape! Whyyyyy, Jessica? Did JT insist? Are you taking a page out of Natalie‘s book and getting married beneath a chuppah directly after the premiere, which would explain the need for covered shoulders? Were you just cold? How cold? Was Colin Farrell cold, too? Do tell.
Jessica Biel Vs. Kate Beckinsale: Who Got It Right & Who Got It Wrong
Tuesday night, Jessica Biel and Kate Beckinsale showed up for the premiere of their new movie, “Total Recall.” I say new movie, but it’s really a redux of the ’90s classic, which starred Arnold Schwarzeneggar. Several of my friends are “Total Recall” purists, and refuse to see the new one, but whatever, it stars Colin Ferrell, and he’s great. What’s not so great? Jessica Biel’s pocketful Christian Dior dress. It’s slightly boxy, and the retro shape doesn’t really work on her. Plus? There are weird pockets on the boobs, which I suppose are great if you’re constantly losing your keys or something, but they just add to the wrongness of this silhouette. Kate Beckinsale, though? She looks incredible in this snake print-y Armani Privé. Total Hollywood glamor. Yup Jessica, let Kate show you how it’s done.
