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Tabloid Bombshell Smack Down: Which Headline Won?

Kim's Wedding Bounty
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Jessica Mummy-To Be
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Some weeks in the blogging world are known as “slow news weeks.” Those are weeks devoid of pregnancy announcements, sex scandals, and A-list divorces. And there are other weeks when tabloid stories are breaking like waves in a hurricane. Yesterday, we enjoyed a double story break with the announcement of the end of Kim Kardashian’s 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries and Jessica Simpson’s “mummy” confirmation. When big stories break, it’s always strategic. Whenever a celebrity wants to hide something, they make an official statement after the weeklies have dropped.  If they’re vying for media attention and blog love, they go public just in time for the story to make the cover of the upcoming issue. So it’s a gain a week, lose a week principle. Keep reading »

Hot Links: Jessica Simpson Confirms That She’s Pregnant With A Baby Not A Burrito

Jessica Simpson, Pregs?
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Jessica Simpson, Pregnant?
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  • Jessica Simpson confirmed the worst-kept secret in Hollywood, tweeting a pic of herself in a mummy costume, and writing: “It’s true … I am going to be a mummy!” Somewhere, Kim Kardashian is like, “Nice try stealing my thunder, bitch.” [TMZ]
  • Nicole Richie, who asked fans not to dress “slutty” for Halloween, went as J. Lo for Halloween. [TooFab]
  • Meanwhile, LeAnn Rimes wore a truly frightening set of bumble-gum pink fangs. [Evil Beet Gossip] Keep reading »

Which (Short) Celeb Is Sitting On The Toilet?

Jessica Simpson, Pregs?
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Eh, I won’t build the suspense for too long. The answer is … Jessica Simpson! The maybe-probably-totally-pregnant star tweeted this photo of herself sitting on the can at Bergdorf Goodman. I have many questions. Where are her shoes? (No judgement — I go barefoot in our bathroom at work and I’m not joking.) If you’re 5’3 (as she is) do your feet really dangle off the ground that much? (“Short girl problems,” she wrote alongside the photo.) And who took this pic anyway? Her fiance? Her dad? Eww. Whatever. [Buzzfeed]

Hot Links: Fraudulent Fitness Products & Photo Proof That Jessica Simpson Is Knocked Up

J. Simpson, Pregnant?
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  • Uh, WTF is the Vita Master and what is it doing to that woman’s thigh? Find out the dubious reasoning behind this device and nine other fraudulent health and fitness products at the link. [Men's Fitness]
  • By the looks of these photos, Jessica Simpson MUST be pregnant. Because if she’s not, then she’s seven months pregnant with the most enormous burrito baby I have ever seen. [Celebuzz]
  • Young lovers (well, no proof that they’re actually doing it) Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have made a terrible mistake — they’ve adopted a puppy together. Why this is a bad idea. [The Stir] Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: Jessica Simpson Will Confirm Her Pregnancy For A Small Fee

Jessica Engaged
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Did Jessica Simpson buy her own engagement ring? Read More »
Is She Preggo?
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Four signs Jessica Simpson might be pregnant. Read More »
  • Is Jessica Simpson pregnant or isn’t she? OK! says she absolutely is. We’ll find out as soon as someone’s ready to cough up $500,000 for the news. [OK Magazine]
  • Men disappoint once again. This time, we’re worried about their (dis)interest in “funny women.”  [The Gloss]
  • Here’s a roundup of 10 favorite ’90s girls and how to dress as them for Halloween. [Tres Sugar]
  • What’s the matter with Paris Hilton’s eyes? [Celebitchy] Keep reading »

Morning Quickies: Jessica Simpson Announcing Pregnancy Soon, Maybe

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  • Radar claims Jessica Simpson is about to announce her pregnancy with fiancé Eric Johnson. Or she’s just eaten a particularly large breakfast burrito, which is usually what starts a pregnancy rumor in Hollywood. [Radar Online]
  • Beyoncé’s due date is in February, which means four more months of maternity outfits that put your wardrobe to shame. [People]
  • Gratuitous use of Donna Martin in a slideshow: the most beloved virgins of pop culture.  [TresSugar] Keep reading »
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