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Let’s Discuss Jessica Simpson’s Penis Mask

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OK. Once you’re done gawking at the absurdity of Jessica Simpson’s latest Twitpic, let’s talk about why she might be wearing this penis mask, which, may I add, is absolutely hideous. Penises are not the most attractive organs, but this mask is really doing dicks everywhere an injustice. She says it’s for a bachelorette weekend. But that’s too cruel to do to a bride-to-be. Is she trying to put the girl off sex for the rest of her life? I suspect this may be her way of telling us she’s having a boy. She does love a good Twitpic announcement. Discuss. [Buzzfeed]

Hot Links: Hollywood’s Mental Health Myths & Jessica Simpson Flaunts Her Baby Bump

  • Here are six mental illness myths that Hollywood would have you believe. [Cracked]
  • Is there a number of people you “should” date before settling down. This expert thinks so. Find out what that number is at the link. [YourTango]
  • Attention lazy and/or cheap and/or eco-friendly folks! Here are the dos and don’ts of regifting. [College Candy]
  • Jessica Simpson is a pregnant woman after my own heart and is not stopping her new belly stop her from wearing tight clothes. Rock that bump, girl. [TooFab] Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: Jessica Simpson Figured Out A Way To Make Money Off Pregnancy After All

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  • The poor thing couldn’t sell her big pregnancy news to the tabloids before we all figured it out first. But now Us Weekly claims Jessica Simpson is in talks for a $4 million Weight Watchers deal to lose her baby weight. Whew! She’ll be able to buy that diamond-encrusted toilet bowl after all. [US Weekly]
  • Ashton Kutcher bought Demi Moore a $100K 2012 Lexus LS two weeks before they split. There’s a “Dude, where’s my car?” joke in here somewhere. TMZ]
  • One of the moms from “Teen Mom 2,” Kailyn Lowry, is launching a baby clothing line modeled by her son called The Issac Eliot Collection. Hey, at least she is doing working and doing something creative! [The Stir]
  • Paging Dina Lohan: the “Jersey Shore” creator’s new show will be called “Mama Drama” and is about moms who party-hardy with their daughters. [Wetpaint]
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Jessica Simpson Says She Was “Meant To Be Pregnant”

November 21, 2011

Miley Cyrus & More Stars Who’ve Battled Weight Criticism

Miley Cyrus slammed weight critics this week on Twitter – but she’s hardly the first female star to face criticism over her body in public.

“I LOVE being shaped like a WOMAN & trust me ladies your man won’t mind either,” Miley said to all the haters who bashed her for having a fuller face (but still looking healthy, happy and, in our opinion, beautiful) in recent photos.

The young star is only the latest in a long line of women who have hit back at the critics head-on. Demi Lovato, Adele, Jessica Simpson and more — see who else has battled with haters. Read more…

Jessica Simpson Says Pregnancy Is A “Friend” & Finding Out Made Her Cry

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“Pregnancy is a friend of mine, so everything has been running smoothly. So far, so good — no morning sickness. I feel great. I’m tired, but you know, I’m making a baby here!”

Jessica Simpson told “Access Hollywood” that so far, her pregnancy is going swimmingly. She and fiance Eric Johnson are putting off their wedding until their “spring baby” arrives in 2012, explaining,  ”When you’re pregnant, your hormones go crazy. I don’t want to be super stressed out and end up being a bridezilla! So, I’ll wait until after.” She also revealed more details on how she found out she was with child. Find out what she told the pathologically annoying Billy Bush, after the jump! Keep reading »

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