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No Porn For Troops

You can serve the entire country in the military, but the military won’t let you serve yourself. Did you know that our troops in Iraq aren’t allowed porn? (If only The Frisky’s cookies could talk, we’d never get drafted!) Our poor overseas personnel who are risking their lives aren’t even allowed to have dirty magazines. All they get are visits from Jessica Simpson. While the no porno rule supposedly isn’t strictly enforced for combat troops, it just got a contractor sent home. ITT small-arms repairman Brian Sayler was given a free lap dance and some DVDs while on leave visiting his hometown. A Stoughton, Massachusetts stripper named Cassidey gave him some of her films for free, which he brought back to Iraq with him. When his bunk was searched, the poor patriot was promptly fired. Isn’t this the wrong battle to be fighting? [Boston Magazine] Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Amy Winehouse Keeps Getting Nuttier

  • Amy Winehouse was hospitalized again, this time for fainting. We are quickly losing hope for a third album. [Perez Hilton]
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    Star Couplings: Nicole Richie & Joel Madden Did Not Get Married

  • Joel Madden posted a blog this weekend saying he married baby mama Nicole Richie. Just kidding! [Us Weekly]
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    Quick Pic: Jessica Simpson Survives The Heat Wave

    It was hot and sweaty in NYC yesterday, but that didn’t stop Jessica Simpson from going out for sushi. [New York City, 6/10/08] Keep reading »

    Star Couplings: Christina Aguilera Fights For Her Right To Party

  • Christina Aguilera defended her occasional late nights out on the town, despite having baby Max at home, saying, “I spend all day with my son and once in a while if I want to go out and have a mommy-daddy night with my husband, I am more than allowed to do that.” [Access Hollywood]
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    Jessica Simpson Goes A Little Bit Country

    Jessica Simpson has been hard at work on a country album for the last year and her new single, “Come On Over”, was just leaked. Check it out here and then tell us what you think. Personally, I like really crappy music (in addition to good music), so I kind of think it’s catchy. But that doesn’t necessarily mean it’s quality. Keep reading »

    Quick Pic: Ashlee & Pete’s Fantasy Wedding

    Apparently Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo are not too over to freak on the dance floor. [People, 5/21/08] Keep reading »

    Star Couplings: Ashlee & Pete Make It Legal And Reveal Their Big Secret

  • Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz were married on Saturday evening. After the ceremony they told their guests a real shocker: she’s pregnant! Can you believe it?! [Perez Hilton]
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    Star Couplings: Jessica Simpson Fumbles With Tony Romo

  • Tony Romo might have broken up with Jessica Simpson. Wonder if he read her embarrassingly gushy interview in Glamour… [Celebitchy]
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    Star Couplings: Kanye West Calls The Wedding Off

  • Kanye West broke off his engagement to Alexis Phifer. She’s reportedly “sad”. Might Kanye’s ego have something to do with the split? [People]
  • Who wants to see a photo of Jessica Simpson licking birthday cake off Tony Romo’s face? NOT US! [DListed]
  • It’s still ON between Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson. [Perez Hilton]
  • Let’s hope Natalie Portman isn’t influenced by Devendra Banhart’s sense of style. [Oh No They Didn't]
  • Miley Cyrus has a very average-looking boyfriend. Billy Ray, ground her! [Oh No They Didn't]
  • How’s this for a fun gossip item? When Ashey Olsen dared say “hi” to Lindsay Lohan’s BFF/LezLover, Samantha Ronson, at a New York hot spot, Lohan screamed, “Get your 15-year-old ‘Full House’ ass away from my girlfriend!” Meow! [Page Six]
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