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Is Internet Fame All It’s Cracked Up To Be?

Wired.com recently created an algorithm widget-thingamajig called Celebrity Meter, which will tell you exactly how internet famous you are by tallying the number of webpages linking to you and how many friends you have on various social networks. But before you go running off to calculate whether you’re famous enough to need an alias the next time you make dinner reservations or a bodyguard when you go out in public, think about what it actually means to be internet famous. Will designers start clamoring to dress you? Will the tabloids start seeing a ‘baby bump’ every time you indulge in a burger? And will John McCain spoof you in his next campaign ad? Just how different is internet fame from real life fame? To get a better idea, let’s compare two archetypes: Julia Allison, who’s internet famous (and WIRED Magazine’s covergirl this month), and Jessica Simpson who’s real life famous. Both women are in their late 20’s, both admittedly love the limelight and all things girlie, and both are interested in promoting themselves as brands. So how do they stack up against one another? Keep reading »

Quick Pic: Jessica Simpson Stares Blankly

Classic! [Dos Caminos, New York City, 7/24/08]
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Quick Pic: Tony Romo Has A Jessica Simpson Growing From His Armpit

This photo made us laugh so hard because it looks like Jessica is just an extra appendage on Tony’s body. FREAKY. [Janesville, WI, 6/27/08] Keep reading »

Quick Pic: Jessica Simpson Practices Being A Mommy

“Did you know that Chicken of the Sea isn’t really chicken, little baby? I know! That’s crazy huh?!” [Los Angeles, 7/02/08] Keep reading »

No Porn For Troops

You can serve the entire country in the military, but the military won’t let you serve yourself. Did you know that our troops in Iraq aren’t allowed porn? (If only The Frisky’s cookies could talk, we’d never get drafted!) Our poor overseas personnel who are risking their lives aren’t even allowed to have dirty magazines. All they get are visits from Jessica Simpson. While the no porno rule supposedly isn’t strictly enforced for combat troops, it just got a contractor sent home. ITT small-arms repairman Brian Sayler was given a free lap dance and some DVDs while on leave visiting his hometown. A Stoughton, Massachusetts stripper named Cassidey gave him some of her films for free, which he brought back to Iraq with him. When his bunk was searched, the poor patriot was promptly fired. Isn’t this the wrong battle to be fighting? [Boston Magazine] Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Amy Winehouse Keeps Getting Nuttier

  • Amy Winehouse was hospitalized again, this time for fainting. We are quickly losing hope for a third album. [Perez Hilton]
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    Star Couplings: Nicole Richie & Joel Madden Did Not Get Married

  • Joel Madden posted a blog this weekend saying he married baby mama Nicole Richie. Just kidding! [Us Weekly]
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    Quick Pic: Jessica Simpson Survives The Heat Wave

    It was hot and sweaty in NYC yesterday, but that didn’t stop Jessica Simpson from going out for sushi. [New York City, 6/10/08] Keep reading »

    Star Couplings: Christina Aguilera Fights For Her Right To Party

  • Christina Aguilera defended her occasional late nights out on the town, despite having baby Max at home, saying, “I spend all day with my son and once in a while if I want to go out and have a mommy-daddy night with my husband, I am more than allowed to do that.” [Access Hollywood]
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    Jessica Simpson Goes A Little Bit Country

    Jessica Simpson has been hard at work on a country album for the last year and her new single, “Come On Over”, was just leaked. Check it out here and then tell us what you think. Personally, I like really crappy music (in addition to good music), so I kind of think it’s catchy. But that doesn’t necessarily mean it’s quality. Keep reading »