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Jessica Simpson With No Makeup? Yeah, Right!

Marie Claire magazine claims this lovely cover photo of Jessica Simpson features the starlet with no makeup (!) and no retouching at all (!), and while I think this look is so, so much more flattering for J-Simp than her usual tranny-face, I don’t buy for a second she’s sans fards. Even if you don’t count tinted lip balm as makeup — which, come on, it is … and I know this because my mom wouldn’t let me wear it until I was 12 — eyebrow penciling, blush, mascara and eyeliner most certainly are, and Jessica is wearing those in abundance. Maybe the cover of the magazine should read “A de-glamored Jessica Simpson! Much less makeup than usual! Frizzy hair not retouched within an inch of its life! … Still some regrets!” Now, that would be truth in advertising! [via Huffington Post] Keep reading »

If You’re Not Too Fat, You’re Too Thin


I always thought “The Price of Beauty” was kind of an amazing idea. What’s more fascinating than learning about the age-old aesthetic values of different cultures around the world? Too bad the host of this eye-opening show is completely disrespectful of said cultures and screams her way through each episode. Most recently, Jess and the gang made their way to Uganda to visit a tribe that feels a woman can never be too rich or too fat. Needless to say, Jessica Simpson is beyond amazed. Keep reading »

Quotable: Jessica Simpson Doesn’t Need A Man

“It’s important for women not to find their confidence in a man. I think you really have to know who you are before you can truly fall in love and give your all, and I don’t think a man can define you. You have to own that. So if you’re ever with anyone who says you should change something about yourself then they should never fall in love with you in the first place.”

– Jessica Simpson [Fox News via Crushable] Keep reading »

“The Price Of Beauty” Makes Jessica Simpson An Ugly American


I stayed up way past my bed time last night to watch Jessica Simpson‘s new VH1 show, “The Price of Beauty.” I didn’t have high hopes for the show in the first place (more on that later), but it ended up being kinda terrible in a way I hadn’t expected: “The Price of Beauty” is ostensibly about Simpson and her friends, CaCee Cobb and Ken Paves, traveling to different countries to learn about what they consider beautiful.

But instead, “The Price of Beauty” was a rather embarrassing display about rude American tourists who make inappropriate jokes and shriek, squeal and squirm when offered strange food. When Miss American Pie Jessica Simpson burst into a fit of sniggering giggles while meditating in a Buddhist temple with a Thai monk, I covered my eyes with my hands and winced. Keep reading »

Quick Vid: Jessica Simpson Says She Doesn’t Brush Her Teeth


So much Jessica Simpson, so little time. In that interview she did with iheartradio, in addition to saying she hopes she doesn’t die alone, Jessica confessed:
“I don’t brush my teeth. No, really! I just use Listerine — and sometimes I’ll use my sweater. I do brush every now and again, but my teeth are extremely powerful. Find me when I’m 60 and they’ll probably be all out.”

Um, this may also explain why she can’t keep a boyfriend. [via Us Weekly] Keep reading »

Quotable: Jessica Simpson Is Done With Mr. Wrongs

“I hope I don’t die alone, that’s for damn sure. Hopefully I can find a man that understands my life and understands my purpose. I just need to find the right man … I’d love to go out to dinner with certain people I’ve met but I can’t because everyone would be like, ‘Wow!!! They’re gonna get married!’”

—Jessica Simpson talks dating at an iHeartRadio event this week Keep reading »

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