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Twitter News Flash: Jessica Simpson Has A Wrinkle

This just in! At around 8 a.m. EST on July 19, 2010, Jessica Simpson reported finding her very first wrinkle. “It is official—I’m 30 and found a wrinkle. Damnit!!” she tweeted. Cue the swelling crescendo of violins. Welcome to your 30s, Jess. Although I would like to see this alleged wrinkle. That thing that happens when you knit your eyebrows together and pretend like you smelled something bad doesn’t count. And if it’s any consolation, I would like to remind her that by this time next year she will be at the peak of her womanly desirability. [Celebitchy] Keep reading »

Can’t Eric Johnson Hold One Of Jessica Simpson’s Bags?

That’s Jessica Simpson arriving at LAX. That’s her boyfriend, Eric Johnson, walking in front of her. Those are her three bags. My only question: Can’t he hold one of her bags? Call me old-fashioned, but I think it would have been a nice gesture if he held one of her bags. But then again, my mom always told me as a child not to bring it if I can’t carry it. [L.A., 7/14/10] Keep reading »

Jessica Simpson And Her New Boyf Do Rome

Have you ever noticed that celeb couples start vacationing together really early on in a relationship? Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson have been dating for, like, the length of my current hangover and they’re already taking romantic walks “on holiday” in Italy. [Rome, 7/9/10] Keep reading »

5 Things To Know About Jessica Simpson’s New Dude, Eric Johnson

Jessica Simpson‘s got herself a new tight-end in former San Francisco 49ers player Eric Johnson. They’ve reportedly been dating since May when some friends introduced them, and according to a close source, “She is happy that she found a great guy.” It seems like Simpson’s love life has come full circle since she was unceremoniously dumped on the eve of her birthday last year. Meaning, she’s got a new footballer just in time for her 30th birthday on Saturday. [People]

In the meantime, we did some hardcore lurking to see if this guy’s good enough for our Jessica. Keep reading »

Jessica Simpson’s “Price Of Beauty” Could Now Be A Makeover Show

Breaking news: something disappointing is getting even more disappointing. We’ve always been unimpressed with Jessica Simpson‘s show, “The Price of Beauty,” in which she and her best friends, Ken Paves and Cacee Cobb, travel around the world to discover what “beauty” means in other cultures.

But scratch that idea. Now it could become a makeover show. Keep reading »

For Her 30th Birthday, Jessica Simpson Gives Herself The Gift Of Thin

Where has Jessica Simpson been hiding out for the past month? I know we’ve all been twiddling our thumbs dying to know. We last saw her at the Gracie Gala Awards in May looking confident about her bodacious bod. She reemerged this week noticeably thinner, wearing a NKTOB T-shirt, to announce her new denim line. Just in time for her 30th birthday! I think the takeaway here is that you’re never too old to go to fat camp, start a denim line, or listen to NKOTB. [Celebitchy] Keep reading »

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