I’m still reeling from the speed at which Jessica Simpson got pregnant after giving birth. Like, are we sure this new one isn’t baby Maxwell’s twin who just wanted to hang out in the womb for a few extra months? That’s my theory. Anyway, while I’ve had mixed feelings about Jessica’s pregnancy style in the past, I must say I totally love this outfit, from the flowy skirt to the cropped jean jacket and epic cleavage (and of course that adorable baby on her hip). Pregnancy #2 (or 1.5?) looks good on her. [Photo: Splash News]
And here we have Gulliver and one of his Lilliputians taking a stroll down the beach! Just kidding, that’s actually Jessica Simpson and her much, much, much taller fiance Eric Johnson. The pair — who just announced they’re expecting their second baby — are on vacation in Hawaii with most of Simpson’s family. Sadly, Papa Joe wasn’t invited. Aww. Click on to see a few more shots of baby Maxwell, sister Ashlee and Ashlee’s son Bronx.
She might be a millionaire and she might date famous dudes and she might have a super cute toddler with a trendy name, but life hasn’t exactly been easy for Ashlee Simpson. She grew up livin’ in the shadow of (someone else’s dreeeaaam) big sister Jessica, biffed her lip syncing gig on SNL, divorced her baby daddy Pete Wentz, and broke up with her most recent BF while dealing with her parents’ divorce, which was reportedly caused by her dad’s secret penchant for twenty-something male models. Phew, I’m out of breath just typing all that! So if it’s any consolation, I’d just like to say: Ashlee, I’m obsessed with your outfit. You look cute, comfy, and trendy. Also I’m listening to “Pieces of Me” while I write this and having intense flashbacks of my college dorm room, so thanks for that too. [Photo: Splash News]
Leave it to Jessica Simpson to get pregnant at what seems to be the most calculated moment possible. Her announcement that she is expecting baby number two came just in the nick of time for her to snake her way out of that Weight Watchers endorsement deal. But, if she wasn’t getting preggo to avoid public dieting, she must have been doing it to take the heat off of papa Joe Simpson and his divorce/ he-may-be gay scandal. Or maybe both? Either way, good timing, Jess and Eric! And, of course, congrats on your forthcoming bundle of joy.
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Look, I probably wouldn’t put my hypothetical infant daughter in a bikini. But I don’t think we need to slut-shame … er, baby-shame? — Jessica Simpson for dressing her infant daughter Maxwell in a yellow crochet bikini. Simpson shared the pic when she appeared on “Katie” on Monday and BuzzFeed posted a screengrab of the pic with a post simply entitled “Why is Jessica Simpson’s baby in a bikini?” I don’t know … because it was just summer? Keep reading »