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Week In Review: Totally Awesome, Totally Crap

So much happens in a week! It’s hard to keep it all straight. That’s why we’re keeping track for you, with our new helpful charticle, Totally Awesome, Totally Crap, which highlights the best and worst of the past seven days. This week: We’re loving Adele giving the middle finger at the Brit Awards. You do not cut off Adele. We’re also super stoked that “Community” — the best, most underrated show on TV — will officially be returning on March 15. Also getting the thumbs up: Zac Efron “accidentally” dropping a condom at the premiere of his new movie, “The Lorax.” Hooray for using protection! I am secretly hoping it’s because he’s boning the Lorax.

Totally sucky this week? Rihanna recording a song with ex-lover/beater/total shitbird Chris Brown. We’re also kind of disgusted that Bobby Brown is writing a tell-all. Too soon! Plus, what don’t we know about you after we watched you pull poop out of Whitney’s ass on your reality show? Beyond that — is there no such thing as deep, unabiding, trustful love anymore? Jessica Biel doesn’t think so, which is why she’s reportedly making Justin Timberlake sign a pre-nup that grants her at least $500,000 every time he cheats. True love is dead.

8 Crazy Celebrity Prenuptial Agreement Clauses

Jessica Biel may have finally gotten ladies man Justin Timberlake to commit, but she’s no dummy — along with the rock on her finger, Jessica is apparently locking Justin into a prenup that he’d be stupid to break. According to Radar, Jessica will get at least $500K if Justin ever cheats on her — an insurance policy that is no doubt related to rumors that he’s strayed a few times throughout their relationship. Apparently, Jessica isn’t 100 percent trusting of J.Tim just yet, so she wants a few cheat-free years of wedded bliss before she’ll pop out any babies — especially since “Jessica figures if she gets fat during pregnancy, he’ll cheat again.” How … romantic. Call me crazy, but $500K seems a little low, no? I mean, Justin is a huge star with a LOT of money in the bank. I would have gone for $1 million per! [Radar]

In the grand scheme of celeb prenups, Jessica’s cheating clause is pretty tame. Celebrities are masters of manipulating prenuptial agreements to cater to their lifestyles. Here are a few of the weirdest stipulations.

Jessica Biel Was Flashing Her Engagement Bling At “SNL” After Party

Jessica Biel has yet to confirm her engagement to Justin Timberlake with a ring, but it seems she was flashing around some impressive bling Saturday night. Us Weekly reported the “7th Heaven” actress attended a “Saturday Night Live” after-party with Timberlake, who appeared in a few sketches that night with host Maya Rudolph. Read more…

Morning Quickies: Justin Timberlake Engaged To Jessica Biel, Maybe?

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  • Justin Timberlake may have proposed to Jessica Biel last night in Wyoming, according to gossip amongst folks in the city of Jackson. The longtime couple are staying at a luxury resort, The Amangani, and someone from a local art gallery has tweeted a proposal went down last night. Stay tuned! [Lainey Gossip]
  • James Franco’s English professor at Yale (where he got yet another degree) is defending the actor, saying he rarely missed class even when he was filming “Oz, The Great And Powerful” in Detroit. Okay, that’s nice, but just because he went to all his classes at Yale doesn’t mean he went to all his classes at NYU and doesn’t deserve that “D” grade. [Slate]
  • Speaking of James, he’s in talks to play a young Hugh Hefner in the Linda Lovelace biopic, “Lovelace,” starring Amanda Seyfried. [Crushable]
  • Britney Spears’ engagement ring from Jason Trawick cost — gulp — $92,ooo! [Life & Style]

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Jimmy Kimmel Says Forget The Tapeworm, He’s Got The Diet Plan For You


A few weeks back, Jimmy Kimmel—and Jessica Alba, Minka Kelly, Jessica Biel, Sofia Vergara, Lindsay Lohan, and Eva Longoria—introduced us to Hottie Body Humpilates. Now Anna Faris, Amanda Seyfried, January Jones, Kristen Bell, Zoe Saldana, Heidi Klum, Neil Patrick Harris, and many others have convinced us to try Kimmel’s “Jim Miracle Diet.” The plan? Jimmy eats four-fifths of your food, so you don’t have to! Love Scarlett Johansson explaining she tried everything to lose weight, even “hiring a trainer to smack the food out of my hand.” And sorry, but that Jessica Biel “before” photo is the funniest thing I’ve seen today. Though it is kinda early. [NY Post] Keep reading »

Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel Split Unsurprising, Says Expert

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel recent breakup announcement got us here at Celebuzz wondering what could have driven the longtime couple to splitsville so we reached out to writer and relationship expert Jessica Radloff for her take on the recent split.

With the influx of recent celebrity splits, I was least shocked by the announcement that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel had called it quits. If anything, I was surprised it lasted as long as it did (pretty much 4 years), considering the rumors of Justin’s cheating (Olivia Munn, Mila Kunis, every single female celebrity in Hollywood), and his and hers demanding careers. Keep reading »

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