Tag Archives: jessica simpson

Tabloid Bombshell Smack Down: Which Headline Won?

Ami AngelowiczNovember 2, 2011 //
Kim's Wedding Bounty
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What Kim should do with the $17.9 million she earned. Read More »
Jessica Mummy-To Be
Jessica Simpson is pregnant for sure. Read More »
Over-The-Top Weddings
These celebs had super decadent weddings. 11 Photos »
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Some weeks in the blogging world are known as “slow news weeks.” Those are weeks devoid of pregnancy announcements, sex scandals, and A-list divorces. And there are other weeks when tabloid stories are breaking like waves in a hurricane. Yesterday, we enjoyed a double story break with the announcement of the end of Kim Kardashian’s 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries and Jessica Simpson’s “mummy” confirmation. When big stories break, it’s always strategic. Whenever a celebrity wants to hide something, they make an official statement after the weeklies have dropped.  If they’re vying for media attention and blog love, they go public just in time for the story to make the cover of the upcoming issue. So it’s a gain a week, lose a week principle. Keep reading »

Hot Links: Jessica Simpson Confirms That She’s Pregnant With A Baby Not A Burrito

Amelia McDonell-ParryOctober 31, 2011 //
Jessica Simpson, Pregs?
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Four signs she might be. Read More »
Jessica Simpson, Pregnant?
Who cares if the rumors are true; it's still a great Halloween costume! Read More »
Barefoot & Pregs
10 celebs caught barefoot and knocked up. 11 Photos »
Celeb Halloween Costumes!
Check out what the stars wore for Halloween 2011. 25 Photos »
  • Jessica Simpson confirmed the worst-kept secret in Hollywood, tweeting a pic of herself in a mummy costume, and writing: “It’s true … I am going to be a mummy!” Somewhere, Kim Kardashian is like, “Nice try stealing my thunder, bitch.” [TMZ]
  • Nicole Richie, who asked fans not to dress “slutty” for Halloween, went as J. Lo for Halloween. [TooFab]
  • Meanwhile, LeAnn Rimes wore a truly frightening set of bumble-gum pink fangs. [Evil Beet Gossip] Keep reading »

Which (Short) Celeb Is Sitting On The Toilet?

Amelia McDonell-ParryOctober 26, 2011 //
Celeb Lady TMI
Crazy Examples Of Celeb Lady TMI
Jessica Simpson is a pro, but she's not alone in sharing too much. 9 Photos »
Jessica Simpson, Pregs?
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Four signs she might be. Read More »
Barefoot In Public
These celebs don't care if it's unhygienic! 21 Photos »

Eh, I won’t build the suspense for too long. The answer is … Jessica Simpson! The maybe-probably-totally-pregnant star tweeted this photo of herself sitting on the can at Bergdorf Goodman. I have many questions. Where are her shoes? (No judgement — I go barefoot in our bathroom at work and I’m not joking.) If you’re 5’3 (as she is) do your feet really dangle off the ground that much? (“Short girl problems,” she wrote alongside the photo.) And who took this pic anyway? Her fiance? Her dad? Eww. Whatever. [Buzzfeed]

Hot Links: Fraudulent Fitness Products & Photo Proof That Jessica Simpson Is Knocked Up

Amelia McDonell-ParryOctober 25, 2011 //
Bogus Beauty Products
Fish pedicures? Nose pusher-uppers? Just NO. 14 Photos »
J. Simpson, Pregnant?
This rumor makes for a great Halloween costume! Read More »
Anticipated Babies
Babies born unto great expectations. 12 Photos »
  • Uh, WTF is the Vita Master and what is it doing to that woman’s thigh? Find out the dubious reasoning behind this device and nine other fraudulent health and fitness products at the link. [Men's Fitness]
  • By the looks of these photos, Jessica Simpson MUST be pregnant. Because if she’s not, then she’s seven months pregnant with the most enormous burrito baby I have ever seen. [Celebuzz]
  • Young lovers (well, no proof that they’re actually doing it) Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have made a terrible mistake — they’ve adopted a puppy together. Why this is a bad idea. [The Stir] Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: Jessica Simpson Will Confirm Her Pregnancy For A Small Fee

Rachel KrauseOctober 20, 2011 //
Jessica Simpson's A Flirt!
Gerard Butler photo
Thirteen men Jessica Simpson has (supposedly) flirted with. 12 Photos »
Pregnancy Cravings
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Weirdo pregnancy cravings of the stars. 13 Photos »
Jessica Engaged
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Did Jessica Simpson buy her own engagement ring? Read More »
Is She Preggo?
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Four signs Jessica Simpson might be pregnant. Read More »
  • Is Jessica Simpson pregnant or isn’t she? OK! says she absolutely is. We’ll find out as soon as someone’s ready to cough up $500,000 for the news. [OK Magazine]
  • Men disappoint once again. This time, we’re worried about their (dis)interest in “funny women.”  [The Gloss]
  • Here’s a roundup of 10 favorite ’90s girls and how to dress as them for Halloween. [Tres Sugar]
  • What’s the matter with Paris Hilton’s eyes? [Celebitchy] Keep reading »

Morning Quickies: Jessica Simpson Announcing Pregnancy Soon, Maybe

Jessica WakemanOctober 11, 2011 //
Pregnancy Cravings
Britney Spears photo
Weirdo pregnancy cravings of the stars. 13 Photos »
Beyonce Preggers
Beyonce and Jay-Z announce that they are pregnant. Read More »
Jessica Simpson's A Flirt!
Gerard Butler photo
Thirteen men Jessica Simpson has (supposedly) flirted with. 12 Photos »
Jessica Simpson pregnant photo
  • Radar claims Jessica Simpson is about to announce her pregnancy with fiancé Eric Johnson. Or she’s just eaten a particularly large breakfast burrito, which is usually what starts a pregnancy rumor in Hollywood. [Radar Online]
  • Beyoncé’s due date is in February, which means four more months of maternity outfits that put your wardrobe to shame. [People]
  • Gratuitous use of Donna Martin in a slideshow: the most beloved virgins of pop culture.  [TresSugar] Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: Jessica Simpson Is Pregnant, In Touch Claims

Jessica WakemanSeptember 27, 2011 //
She's A Flirt!
Thirteen men Jessica Simpson has (supposedly) flirted with. 12 Photos »
Knocked Up?
pregnancy test photo
A great idea: pregnancy tests in vending machines. Read More »
Top Model Tips
12 tips from an ANTM alum on how to survive the house. 13 Photos »
Jessica Simpson pregnant photo
  • Is Jessica Simpson pregnant? In Touch claims she is — despite knocking back a glass of bubbly at fiance Eric Johnson’s recent birthday celebration — and craving nacho chips dipped in chocolate. Mmm mmm. Jessica has been looking a little bloated lately, but I am skeptical. Any time the poor girl eats a burrito, people say she’s pregnant. Until I hear it from Papa Joe, I am assuming it’s just another burrito baby. [In Touch]
  • Bravo released a statement expressing regret over comments made by Patti Stanger about gay men on Bravo’s “Watch What Happens Live” Sunday night. Patti basically said gay men are all promiscuous queens who won’t settle down. In a statement, the network said, “Her comments are not representative of the network’s beliefs and opinions. We apologize for the offense it caused.” [Hollywood Reporter]
  • Demi Moore is the latest celeb looking WTF-thin. [The Gloss]
  • Jane Pratt asked Kim Kardashian all about the size of Kris Humphries’ junk and she wouldn’t answer. Kourtney Kardashian, however, is much more forthcoming about what Scott Disick is packing. [xoJane]

Evening Quickies: Jessica Simpson’s Wedding Possibly Put Off “Indefinitely”

Jessica WakemanSeptember 16, 2011 //
  • Jessica Simpson and her fiancé Eric Johnson have allegedly put their wedding on hiatus “indefinitely.” But Celebuzz hears they’re still on and are just taking forever to plan. That sounds more likely to me, considering the dude gifted her with a $15K Birkin bag on her birthday. You don’t give those things to just anyone. [Celebuzz, The Hollywood Gossip]
  • Scarlett Johansson and Kieran Culkin are dating now, apparently. The pair hung out at a strip club in Paris, where she snapped pics with the performers. You gotta love how Scarlett is embroiled in a nude photo scandal, but still is posing for photos with strippers. She clearly doesn’t give a f**k. [The Superficial]
  • Kim Kardashian as slave Leia? It’s two of America’s prevailing masturbatory fantasies smashed together. [BuzzFeed]

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9 Ideas For Jessica Simpson’s New Album

Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.comSeptember 16, 2011 //

After trying her hand at reality television and designing accessories, Jessica Simpson is finally ready to get back in the music game. She tweeted recently, “What kind of music would y’all want from me on my next album? Thinking about going back to the studio.” Because that’s normally a good way to find direction—ask your fans for it rather than follow your own instincts. But what the heck. If Jess wants ideas for her album, let’s give them to her after the jump.
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Obsessed Fan Writes, Sells Fan-Fic About Imaginary Affair With Jessica Simpson

Amelia McDonell-ParrySeptember 13, 2011 //

My love for Ryan Gosling may occasionally take me to inane places — please see yesterday’s “sockless” slideshow — but at least I’ve never been so obsessed that I’ve written a book about our fictional love affair. The same cannot be said for Marce William Burchell, an obsessed Jessica Simpson fan penned the book above about their (fake) relationship, which he is currently selling on Amazon for $30. That’s basically a $1 for every word in just the title: The True Story of Jessica Ann Simpson’s 22 month long attempt to seduce a married man- her very Active Super Secret Sex life: True Story Jessica Simpson Seduction of A Married Man (Volume 1). Apparently, however, not a lot could have happened in that 22 months, as the book itself is only 30 pages. The Frisky staff is currently debating whether or not to purchase this pricey piece of fan-fiction; to put money in the pocket of a crazy person or not? I think I may try and score a freebie first. [Amazon via Crushable] Keep reading »

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