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Let’s Discuss Jessica Simpson’s Penis Mask

Ami AngelowiczJanuary 19, 2012 //
Jessica Mummy-To Be
Jessica Simpson is pregnant for sure. Read More »
Jessica Simpson's A Flirt!
Thirteen men Jessica Simpson has (supposedly) flirted with. 12 Photos »
Dear Jessica
An open letter to Jessica, asking her to stop talking about her weight. Read More »
The Gas They Pass
Nancy Grace isn't the only farting female celeb. 12 Photos »

OK. Once you’re done gawking at the absurdity of Jessica Simpson’s latest Twitpic, let’s talk about why she might be wearing this penis mask, which, may I add, is absolutely hideous. Penises are not the most attractive organs, but this mask is really doing dicks everywhere an injustice. She says it’s for a bachelorette weekend. But that’s too cruel to do to a bride-to-be. Is she trying to put the girl off sex for the rest of her life? I suspect this may be her way of telling us she’s having a boy. She does love a good Twitpic announcement. Discuss. [Buzzfeed]

Hot Links: Hollywood’s Mental Health Myths & Jessica Simpson Flaunts Her Baby Bump

Amelia McDonell-ParryDecember 1, 2011 //
  • Here are six mental illness myths that Hollywood would have you believe. [Cracked]
  • Is there a number of people you “should” date before settling down. This expert thinks so. Find out what that number is at the link. [YourTango]
  • Attention lazy and/or cheap and/or eco-friendly folks! Here are the dos and don’ts of regifting. [College Candy]
  • Jessica Simpson is a pregnant woman after my own heart and is not stopping her new belly stop her from wearing tight clothes. Rock that bump, girl. [TooFab] Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: Jessica Simpson Figured Out A Way To Make Money Off Pregnancy After All

Jessica WakemanNovember 21, 2011 //
Jessica's Pregnant!
She's going to be "a mummy"! Read More »
Jess' Extra Pounds
Jessica says her baby weight makes her more relatable. Read More »
Famous For Losing Weight
Their claim to fame is their weight loss. 9 Photos »
Celebs' Post-Baby Boobs
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You get a new baby and you get bigger boobs. It's win-win! Read More »
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  • The poor thing couldn’t sell her big pregnancy news to the tabloids before we all figured it out first. But now Us Weekly claims Jessica Simpson is in talks for a $4 million Weight Watchers deal to lose her baby weight. Whew! She’ll be able to buy that diamond-encrusted toilet bowl after all. [US Weekly]
  • Ashton Kutcher bought Demi Moore a $100K 2012 Lexus LS two weeks before they split. There’s a “Dude, where’s my car?” joke in here somewhere. TMZ]
  • One of the moms from “Teen Mom 2,” Kailyn Lowry, is launching a baby clothing line modeled by her son called The Issac Eliot Collection. Hey, at least she is doing working and doing something creative! [The Stir]
  • Paging Dina Lohan: the “Jersey Shore” creator’s new show will be called “Mama Drama” and is about moms who party-hardy with their daughters. [Wetpaint]
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Jessica Simpson Says She Was “Meant To Be Pregnant”

Amelia McDonell-ParryNovember 21, 2011 //
Jessica Simpson believes that she was destined to get pregnant after all the ease that she's had going through her first few months of child-bearing. »
November 21, 2011
Source: Starpulse

Miley Cyrus & More Stars Who’ve Battled Weight Criticism

TooFabNovember 19, 2011 //

Miley Cyrus slammed weight critics this week on Twitter – but she’s hardly the first female star to face criticism over her body in public.

“I LOVE being shaped like a WOMAN & trust me ladies your man won’t mind either,” Miley said to all the haters who bashed her for having a fuller face (but still looking healthy, happy and, in our opinion, beautiful) in recent photos.

The young star is only the latest in a long line of women who have hit back at the critics head-on. Demi Lovato, Adele, Jessica Simpson and more — see who else has battled with haters. Read more…

Jessica Simpson Says Pregnancy Is A “Friend” & Finding Out Made Her Cry

Amelia McDonell-ParryNovember 9, 2011 //
Jessica Mummy-To Be
Jessica Simpson is pregnant for sure. Read More »

“Pregnancy is a friend of mine, so everything has been running smoothly. So far, so good — no morning sickness. I feel great. I’m tired, but you know, I’m making a baby here!”

– Jessica Simpson told “Access Hollywood” that so far, her pregnancy is going swimmingly. She and fiance Eric Johnson are putting off their wedding until their “spring baby” arrives in 2012, explaining,  ”When you’re pregnant, your hormones go crazy. I don’t want to be super stressed out and end up being a bridezilla! So, I’ll wait until after.” She also revealed more details on how she found out she was with child. Find out what she told the pathologically annoying Billy Bush, after the jump! Keep reading »

Jessica Simpson Says The Extra Pounds Make Her More Relatable

Amelia McDonell-ParryNovember 2, 2011 //
Dear Jessica
An open letter to Jessica, asking her to stop talking about her weight. Read More »
Jessica's Pregnant!
She's going to be "a mummy"! Read More »
Jessica Simpson's A Flirt!
Thirteen men Jessica Simpson has (supposedly) flirted with. 12 Photos »

“I got so much scrutiny for putting on extra pounds, but I think that the decision not to make myself anorexic was actually great for branding. Because when you’re really, really skinny, not everybody can relate to you.”

– Jessica Simpson, who announced she’s expecting her first child earlier this week, is on the cover of the December issue of Lucky and seems to spend a lot of time during the interview discussing her weight. Jessica tells the magazine that she likes the way she looks “now,” which the mag describes as “not the celebrity ideal” because she stopped spending “six hours a day on the Exercycle and going on a juice cleanse.” Of the change in her body, Simpson says she “didn’t cry about it too much,” in part, it seems, because of the positive response she received from real women who found her more relatable as a result. Keep reading »

Tabloid Bombshell Smack Down: Which Headline Won?

Ami AngelowiczNovember 2, 2011 //
Kim's Wedding Bounty
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What Kim should do with the $17.9 million she earned. Read More »
Jessica Mummy-To Be
Jessica Simpson is pregnant for sure. Read More »
Over-The-Top Weddings
These celebs had super decadent weddings. 11 Photos »
tabloid smack down
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Some weeks in the blogging world are known as “slow news weeks.” Those are weeks devoid of pregnancy announcements, sex scandals, and A-list divorces. And there are other weeks when tabloid stories are breaking like waves in a hurricane. Yesterday, we enjoyed a double story break with the announcement of the end of Kim Kardashian’s 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries and Jessica Simpson’s “mummy” confirmation. When big stories break, it’s always strategic. Whenever a celebrity wants to hide something, they make an official statement after the weeklies have dropped.  If they’re vying for media attention and blog love, they go public just in time for the story to make the cover of the upcoming issue. So it’s a gain a week, lose a week principle. Keep reading »

Hot Links: Jessica Simpson Confirms That She’s Pregnant With A Baby Not A Burrito

Amelia McDonell-ParryOctober 31, 2011 //
Jessica Simpson, Pregs?
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Four signs she might be. Read More »
Jessica Simpson, Pregnant?
Who cares if the rumors are true; it's still a great Halloween costume! Read More »
Barefoot & Pregs
10 celebs caught barefoot and knocked up. 11 Photos »
Celeb Halloween Costumes!
Check out what the stars wore for Halloween 2011. 25 Photos »
  • Jessica Simpson confirmed the worst-kept secret in Hollywood, tweeting a pic of herself in a mummy costume, and writing: “It’s true … I am going to be a mummy!” Somewhere, Kim Kardashian is like, “Nice try stealing my thunder, bitch.” [TMZ]
  • Nicole Richie, who asked fans not to dress “slutty” for Halloween, went as J. Lo for Halloween. [TooFab]
  • Meanwhile, LeAnn Rimes wore a truly frightening set of bumble-gum pink fangs. [Evil Beet Gossip] Keep reading »

Which (Short) Celeb Is Sitting On The Toilet?

Amelia McDonell-ParryOctober 26, 2011 //
Celeb Lady TMI
Jessica Simpson is a pro, but she's not alone in sharing too much. 8 Photos »
Jessica Simpson, Pregs?
jessica simpson photo
Four signs she might be. Read More »
Barefoot In Public
These celebs don't care if it's unhygienic! 21 Photos »

Eh, I won’t build the suspense for too long. The answer is … Jessica Simpson! The maybe-probably-totally-pregnant star tweeted this photo of herself sitting on the can at Bergdorf Goodman. I have many questions. Where are her shoes? (No judgement — I go barefoot in our bathroom at work and I’m not joking.) If you’re 5’3 (as she is) do your feet really dangle off the ground that much? (“Short girl problems,” she wrote alongside the photo.) And who took this pic anyway? Her fiance? Her dad? Eww. Whatever. [Buzzfeed]

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