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Every Bad Thing That’s Happened To Jesse Pinkman On “Breaking Bad”

Every Bad Thing That's Happened To Jesse Pinkman On "Breaking Bad"
Jesse, You've Had It Rough, Bitch

Jesse Pinkman, the former student turned meth-cooking sidekick of Walter White, was originally supposed to die during “Breaking Bad”‘s first season, but has gradually and beautifully evolved into the show’s moral compass. As the show comes to a close this Sunday — and Jesse’s future hangs in the balance — this video looks back at every single, solitary shitty thing poor Jesse has endured during “Breaking Bad”‘s five seasons. Jesse, you’ve had it rough, bitch. [Slate]

See A Young, Hairy Aaron Paul Audition For “Breaking Bad”

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See A Young, Hairy, Aaron Paul Audition For "Breaking Bad"
Baby Jesse!

I haven’t auditioned for anything since Clearview Regional High School’s 1992 production of Sweet Charity and that, naturally, didn’t go so well. Howevs, I think it’s safe to assume that if the casting director is cracking up while you’re reading your lines — the way the “Breaking Bad” casting director is giggling while a young, long-haired Aaron Paul auditions f0r the show in 2007 — it’s going pretty well. I missed last night’s episode (NO SPOILERS, THANKS!), but it’s safe to say that Jesse Pinkman is one of the greatest characters on TV right now, and most of that is thanks to Paul’s love and dedication to Jesse’s story. Pinkman was, after all, supposed to be killed off after the first season of the show, but Vince Gilligan saw something in Paul and kept him around. We do too. [YouTube]

“Breaking Bad” Recast As A Rom-Com

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"I don't want a monkey, I want you."

What if “Breaking Bad” wasn’t about a megalomaniacal meth maker whose life is unraveling, but actually an unexpected love story? What if Walter White was actually in love with Jesse Pinkman? The possibility is at once so incredible and bizarre that we almost can’t handle it. I mean, everything is better when put to “Let’s Get It On,” right? Add a little fun. to the soundtrack and you’ve got an uplifting tale of forbidden romance. [YouTube]

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This Sunday, Let’s Play “Breaking Bad” Bingo!

This Sunday, Let's Play "Breaking Bad" Bingo!

Walter White, Jesse Pinkman and the rest of the dysfunctional, meth-making “Breaking Bad” family return this Sunday, for the second half of season five and the season finale. We are so sad to see them go, but also super stoked that after about a zillion months we’re going to find out just what Hank’s gonna do now that he knows Walt’s up to no good. To make this episode even more enjoyable, we’ve prepared this handy “Breaking Bad” Bingo Game Card. First one to mark off five in a row gets … a lucrative drug-making operation in Albuquerque?

To recap, here’s what you should look out for… Keep reading »

Hell Yeah Bitch! All Of Jesse Pinkman’s “Bitches” In One Video

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"Yeah, bitch!"

Are you as eager to see the final bunch of “Breaking Bad” episodes as we are? To tide us over until the show starts up again, YouTuber Axilrod compiled all of Jesse Pinkman’s “bitches” in one place. This video captures some of Jesse’s finest “bitch” moments, including “Yeah, bitch! Magnets!” and, my personal favorite, “Yo, Gatorade me, bitch.” [YouTube] Keep reading »

While We Wait For The Final Episodes Of “Breaking Bad,” Please Enjoy This Canine Version Of Walt And Jesse

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Sigh. The final few episodes of “Breaking Bad” return in July of 2013. Until then, we’ll take the doggy versions of our two favorite meth makers instead. [Uproxx]

A Very “Breaking Bad” Thanksgiving Special

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"The Kitchen Is No Place For A Fistfight!"

Will we ever tire of “Breaking Bad” parodies? Not likely. And hopefully the parody machine will continue on long after the show (sadly) ends next year. This time we have Walter White and Jesse Pinkman trying to make a Thanksgiving pie. This Jesse and Walt are two of the most convincing versions of the characters we’ve seen. Does the pie baking end well? See for yourself. [Neatorama]

Watch: Aaron Paul’s Embarrassing “Price Is Right” Appearance

Come On Down, Aaaaaron Paaaaaaul!

It’s come to our attention that methed up “Breaking Bad” hottie Jesse Pinkman has a scandalous back story. Jessie — real name Aaron Paul — admitted to Jay Leno that he once appeared on “The Price Is Right.” He made it all the way to the Showcase Showdown, too, but overbid and lost. Paul and his friends were regulars on the show, and had tons of tips and tricks for how to actually get called up as a contestant. Situate yourself in the middle of the audience, for instance, because people are hardly ever picked from the front rows. While Paul didn’t win big, his friend was called for the following show and won his Showcase. He treated Paul to a trip to New Orleans. [via HyperVocal]

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