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“Jersey Circus” Is A Comic “Situation”

Just when you thought the internet couldn’t fold in on itself anymore than it already has, welcome to Jersey Circus. It’s where squeaky clean Family Circus cartoons meet the herpes-spreading cast of MTV juggernaut “Jersey Shore.” Where comic strips meet the stripper pole. Bil Keane is rolling over in his grave — or getting psyched…

By: Julie Gerstein / August 31, 2010

“Jersey Shore” Accused Of Racketeering

Uh oh! The cast, crew, and producers of “Jersey Shore” may be in trouble with the law. As many infamous guidos who came before them, they are being accused of racketeering. A woman identified as J.P. is suing Viacom, 495 Productions, and the “Jersey Shore” cast for an incident which occurred during the filming of…

By: Ami Angelowicz / August 30, 2010

Snooki’s New Boyfriend Wants To Propose. Run, Snooki, Run!

We wanted to believe that Snooki’s new boyfriend, Jeff Miranda, was for real. We truly wanted him to adore our favorite pouf-wearing pickle-eater and not just be into her to make a name for himself. But a new interview with Miranda puts me even more in the camp of Do Not Trust Jeff. This week,…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / August 30, 2010

More Gross Creeping On Last Night’s “Jersey Shore”

I repeat, why do women continue to hook up with the dudes of “Jersey Shore“? Worst case scenario: you can get an STD or knocked up by a total tool. Best case scenario: you get called a “grenade” or “hippopotamus” on national TV while the guys have another set of girls at the other…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / August 27, 2010

“Redneck Jersey Shore” Is The Next Show We’ll Be Obsessed With

There’s gonna be a situation up in here. A cow situation.

OK, “Redneck Jersey Shore” is not really what the show will be called. But when the producer of “Jersey Shore” teams up with Comedy Central to film a reality TV show about a group of Southerners, what do y’all think is going…

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 26, 2010

The Reason Why Snooki Has Fancier Purses Than You

Snooki may have gotten punched in the face by a gym teacher from Queens, but being a D-list celebrity is not all rough on our girl. Apparently, she gets so many designer purses sent to her for free even Posh Spice is getting jealous. Style writer Simon Doonan warns us something nefarious is afoot, though.

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 24, 2010

Are You Snookin’ For A Halloween Costume Already?

“Jersey Shore” Halloween costumes? Now that is truly scary.

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 24, 2010

Sammi Quit “Jersey Shore” This Weekend (But Came Crawling Back, Like Always)

Stop the presses! Sammi finally grew a teeny-tiny backbone this weekend and quit “Jersey Shore.” According to sources at OK! magazine, the Jersey Shore’s dimmest bulb didn’t realize the horrifying range of Ronnie’s wandering penis until last week’s episode aired. On Friday night, she allegedly had “a monster fight” with her slimeball on-again-off-again ex, ripped…

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 23, 2010

Angelina Calls Snooki’s New Man A “Fame Whore”

In a recent interview, the least popular resident of “Jersey Shore,” Angelina Pivarnick, called out Snooki’s new man, Jeff Miranda, for being a fame whore. Angelina claims that Jeff is only interested in Snooki to get press. She says, “Jeff used to try and hook up with me all the time after we were done…

By: Kelli Bender / August 19, 2010

Quotable: Snooki’s Boyfriend Likes Her Even Though She’s Always Drunk

“We hit it off really, really good. Nicole is actually really cute and seems like a cool ass person, even though she’s drunk most of the time. She’s a real sweet girl … It was almost like an instant connection … The way the show depicts her and makes her seem is totally not her.

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / August 18, 2010

8 Things To Know About Jeff Miranda, Snooki’s New Boyfriend

It sounds like there will be no more Snookin’ for love for a while as our dear little Snooki has found a new man! His name is Jeff Miranda and the blogs are already buzzing about the Millstone, New Jersey, guido-in-training and his intentions. We’ve rounded up all we can find about the guy so…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 17, 2010

Why Do Women Still Hook Up With The Guys Of “Jersey Shore”?

This week’s “Jersey Shore” was of course full of fine champagne, couture wear, British accents, political discussions and everything else that is classy. Yeah, not so much. In reality, we were treated to a classic scene in which The Situation and Pauly D pick up a crew of girls and bring them back…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / August 14, 2010

Snooki Tried, And Failed, To Trademark Her Name

Snooki has a pussy(cat) problem! “Jersey Shore”‘s sloppiest drunk has been denied the trademark for her name because a 2003 children’s book, Adventures of Snooky: Under the Sea, already beat her to it. Snooky the cat is also orange and could scratch your eyes out. However, unlike Snooki the human, who searches for Sea Breeze…

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 13, 2010

The Situation’s Gonna Pump You Up

Behold, ladies, the cover for The Situation’s soon-to-be-released ab exercise video. His groin muscles are impressive. The smirk, not so much.

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / August 12, 2010

What’s Your GTL Situation?

Over the years, the Frisky’s personal spiritual guide Mike “The SItuation” Sorrentino, of “Jersey Shore” fame, has given us many things to think about. Among them, how his lifestyle of Gym, Tanning, Laundry (GTL) applies to our own lives.

That’s why each Frisky lady gave us her own take on GTL (I personally…

By: Julie Gerstein / August 12, 2010

Please Say This Is A Joke—”The Situation” Is Launching His Own Line?

When Snooki came on the scene, we had to ask ourselves, Is this chick a comic genius? Or is she just downright stupid? Most would go with the latter (we have no comment). We’re now asking the same question of “The Situation,” who, we hear, is following in the steps of fellow “Jersey Shore” cast…

By: Leonora Epstein / August 11, 2010

Quotable: Snooki Says She’s Too Pretty For Jail, Gives Conflicting Accounts Of Arrest

“I don’t know why people are taking it so seriously. I had a couple cocktails and they just put me in a drunk tank to sober me up. I was on the beach. It happens to the best of us. You can’t even contain me. When I was in there, I was like, ‘Can I…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / August 10, 2010

Not Even Taiwanese Animation Can Really Explain Snooki

Next Media Animation has taken some liberties explaining “Jersey Shore” via Taiwanese CGI animation. But honestly, President Obama getting smashed in the face with a wine bottle for imposing a 10 percent tanning tax wouldn’t be too far-fetched should Snooki ever crash a White House party. [Huffington Post]…

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 9, 2010

Quotable: Deena And Snooki Are “Two Little Meatballs”

“[Snooki] basically needed a partner-in-crime in the house, and me and her are exactly alike … It kind of scares me … The difference between me and Nicole is she’s looking for love and I just don’t give a f*** what guys think. Basically I’m the one just going out there, trying to have a…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / August 9, 2010
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