Posts tagged "jersey shore"

“Jersey Circus” Is A Comic “Situation”

Just when you thought the internet couldn’t fold in on itself anymore than it already has, welcome to Jersey Circus. It’s where squeaky clean Family Circus cartoons meet the herpes-spreading…

Julie Gerstein | August 31, 2010 - 4:40 pm

“Jersey Shore” Accused Of Racketeering

Uh oh! The cast, crew, and producers of “Jersey Shore” may be in trouble with the law. As many infamous guidos who came before them, they are being accused of…

Ami Angelowicz | August 30, 2010 - 7:45 pm

Snooki’s New Boyfriend Wants To Propose. Run, Snooki, Run!

We wanted to believe that Snooki’s new boyfriend, Jeff Miranda, was for real. We truly wanted him to adore our favorite pouf-wearing pickle-eater and not just be into her to…

Kate Torgovnick/ | August 30, 2010 - 4:20 pm

More Gross Creeping On Last Night’s “Jersey Shore”

I repeat, why do women continue to hook up with the dudes of “Jersey Shore“? Worst case scenario: you can get an STD or knocked up by a total…

Kate Torgovnick/ | August 27, 2010 - 3:40 pm

“Redneck Jersey Shore” Is The Next Show We’ll Be Obsessed With

There’s gonna be a situation up in here. A cow situation.

OK, “Redneck Jersey Shore” is not really what the show will be called. But when the producer…

Jessica Wakeman | August 26, 2010 - 5:40 pm

The Reason Why Snooki Has Fancier Purses Than You

Snooki may have gotten punched in the face by a gym teacher from Queens, but being a D-list celebrity is not all rough on our girl. Apparently, she gets so…

Jessica Wakeman | August 24, 2010 - 3:20 pm

Are You Snookin’ For A Halloween Costume Already?

“Jersey Shore” Halloween costumes? Now that is truly scary.

Jessica Wakeman | August 24, 2010 - 2:20 pm

Sammi Quit “Jersey Shore” This Weekend (But Came Crawling Back, Like Always)

Stop the presses! Sammi finally grew a teeny-tiny backbone this weekend and quit “Jersey Shore.” According to sources at OK! magazine, the Jersey Shore’s dimmest bulb didn’t realize the horrifying…

Jessica Wakeman | August 23, 2010 - 1:10 pm

Angelina Calls Snooki’s New Man A “Fame Whore”

In a recent interview, the least popular resident of “Jersey Shore,” Angelina Pivarnick, called out Snooki’s new man, Jeff Miranda, for being a fame whore. Angelina claims that Jeff is…

Kelli Bender | August 19, 2010 - 6:45 pm

Quotable: Snooki’s Boyfriend Likes Her Even Though She’s Always Drunk

“We hit it off really, really good. Nicole is actually really cute and seems like a cool ass person, even though she’s drunk most of the time. She’s a real…

Kate Torgovnick/ | August 18, 2010 - 2:20 pm

8 Things To Know About Jeff Miranda, Snooki’s New Boyfriend

It sounds like there will be no more Snookin’ for love for a while as our dear little Snooki has found a new man! His name is Jeff Miranda and…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | August 17, 2010 - 7:00 pm

Why Do Women Still Hook Up With The Guys Of “Jersey Shore”?

This week’s “Jersey Shore” was of course full of fine champagne, couture wear, British accents, political discussions and everything else that is classy. Yeah, not so much. In…

Kate Torgovnick/ | August 14, 2010 - 1:00 pm

Snooki Tried, And Failed, To Trademark Her Name

Snooki has a pussy(cat) problem! “Jersey Shore”‘s sloppiest drunk has been denied the trademark for her name because a 2003 children’s book, Adventures of Snooky: Under the Sea, already beat…

Jessica Wakeman | August 13, 2010 - 4:40 pm

The Situation’s Gonna Pump You Up

Behold, ladies, the cover for The Situation’s soon-to-be-released ab exercise video. His groin muscles are impressive. The smirk, not so much.

Kate Torgovnick/ | August 12, 2010 - 4:50 pm

What’s Your GTL Situation?

Over the years, the Frisky’s personal spiritual guide Mike “The SItuation” Sorrentino, of “Jersey Shore” fame, has given us many things to think about. Among them, how his lifestyle of…

Julie Gerstein | August 12, 2010 - 11:50 am

Sorry, Reality TV Producers, But Your “Scandals” Aren’t Interesting Anymore

OMFG Snooki got punched in the face! OMFG the boys call ugly girls “grenades”! OMFG Ryan called Preston a “fag”! OMFG he’s trying to shove his girlfriend down a waterslide

Jessica Wakeman | August 11, 2010 - 7:29 pm

Please Say This Is A Joke—”The Situation” Is Launching His Own Line?

When Snooki came on the scene, we had to ask ourselves, Is this chick a comic genius? Or is she just downright stupid? Most would go with the latter (we…

Leonora Epstein | August 11, 2010 - 11:50 am

Quotable: Snooki Says She’s Too Pretty For Jail, Gives Conflicting Accounts Of Arrest

“I don’t know why people are taking it so seriously. I had a couple cocktails and they just put me in a drunk tank to sober me up. I was…

Kate Torgovnick/ | August 10, 2010 - 1:10 pm

Not Even Taiwanese Animation Can Really Explain Snooki

Next Media Animation has taken some liberties explaining “Jersey Shore” via Taiwanese CGI animation. But honestly, President Obama getting smashed in the face with a wine bottle for…

Jessica Wakeman | August 9, 2010 - 5:50 pm

Quotable: Deena And Snooki Are “Two Little Meatballs”

“[Snooki] basically needed a partner-in-crime in the house, and me and her are exactly alike … It kind of scares me … The difference between me and Nicole is she’s…

Kate Torgovnick/ | August 9, 2010 - 2:50 pm
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