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“Jersey Shore” Season 4 Promos Offend Italians, Art Historians

Nothing is sacred to “Jersey Shore,” not even world-renowned priceless art. The season four promos, plugging the just-wrapped season the GTL gang filmed in Italy, depict juiced up and Snooki-fied works of art.

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Morning Quickies: Jewel Has A Son & “Jersey Shore”‘s Ronnie Avoids Jail Time

  • The folksinger Jewel gave birth to her and Ty Murray’s first child, a son named Kase, last night in Texas. Congratulations, Jewel! Don’t yodel while singing lullabyes! [People]
  • The actress Bai Ling revealed she’s a sexual abuse survivor on “Celebrity Rehab.” Ling served in the Chinese army as a 14-year-old and said she was abused by her superiors. She said she hoped that opening up about her trauma will inspire other Chinese women who were abused to come forward. [ONTD]
  • Justin Bieber urged fans not to text and drive in a new PSA. Wait, Beliebers are old enough to drive? [ONTD]

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The Dumbest Things We’ve Done While Drunk

Earlier this week, Vinny was seen loading his bags into a car outside “Jersey Shore”‘s Seaside Heights house as he allegedly quit the show. Days later, The Situation stormed off, too, huffing and puffing to the paparazzi that he, “the bad guy,” was quitting, too. Drama, drama, drama.

So, how did a sensitive soul like Snooki cope with the breakup of her family unit? The only way Snooks knows how: she tied one on and danced with a potted plant. I am sure Louis Vuitton is thrilled about the product plug in the video footage of this special moment.

Aw, girl, we’ve all been there. In the spirit of summer weekends (!), I mixed myself a mojito and sauntered around the Frisky office, asking my colleagues: “What is the silliest thing you’ve done while drunk?” I already knew Amelia once fell into a lake (at a wedding). Oh, but it gets much, much, much funnier. Keep reading »

Morning Quickies: The Situation Quits “Jersey Shore” & Why Oasis Hates Each Other

  • The Situation may have quit “Jersey Shore.” He was seen storming off the Seaside Heights set, telling photographers, “It’s over” and “Say goodbye to the bad guy.” Vinny allegedly quit the show earlier this week, too. But look on the bright side: more camera time for Snooki! [The Superficial]
  • Oprah says she’ll move to South Africa and teach a class called It’s Life 101 at the girls’ school she founded for the fall semester about “how life really works.” OK, the first thing about how life really works is that you do not have access to Oprah unless your last name is “Hanks” or “Obama.” [Bossip]
  • Nicole Richie has joined Jessica Simpson and Elle Macpherson on NBC’s “Project Runway” knockoff show, “Fashion Star.” Sorry, but no one, I repeat, no one, can replace Tim Gunn. [Celebitchy]

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Quickies: Lindsay Lohan Caught Drinking Again & “Jersey Shore” Gets A New Cast

  • Surprise, surprise, Lindsay Lohan was caught drinking alcohol again! She’s not going back to jail, though, because she was only banned from booze through February. Instead, LiLo has been told she can only have one friend over at her house at a time and NO PARTIES. Now that is a punishment! [Celebitchy]
  • Justin Bieber was allegedly assaulted today by a man outside of Macy’s in New York City, where he had an appearance. The guy allegedly jumped out of the crowd and pushed Bieber to the ground before he got tackled by security guards. TMZ is reporting the man was an undercover cop who was apparently trying to get closer to Biebs, but his guards did not know who he was. We’ll keep you posted as this develops! [Celebuzz, ABC News, TMZ]
  • Hugh Hefner is allegedly telling friends he should have married Holly Madison instead of proposing to, and getting dumped by, Crystal Harris. Um, duh. [Hollywood Life]
  • Courtney Love suffered burns today when she tried to put out her curtains, which were on fire, with her hands. As Seth Meyers would say, really, Courtney Love? Really? [PopEat]

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Italy Is The Latest Country To Knock Off “Jersey Shore”

First there was “Jersey Shore,” then there was the UK’s “Geordie Shore” and now Italy is cashing in on its trashiest citizens. A new show called “Tamarreide” has been airing since mid-June, focusing on young “tamarri,” which translates to “sleazeballs.” Instead of a beach house on the boardwalk, the Italia Uno network put eight “tamarri” under the age of 24 in a tour bus outfitted with sleeper sections, a kitchen, and a “sex suite.” According to The Daily Beast, one cast member, Marika, is a 22-year-old pole dancer and another, Manuel, 25, is a male stripper. In each episode, they visit a different Italian city like Rome or Florence, stay in a luxury hotel, and act like, well, sleazeballs. Who knew spray-tans and hair gel would be popular worldwide?
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Quickies: Snooki Cursed With Spinster Spell & Jon Stewart Responds To Weinergate

  • An old woman in Italy reportedly put an “old-fashioned spinster spell” on Snooki. I cannot wait to watch how this plays out in season four of “Jersey Shore”! [Celebitchy]
  • Here’s one woman’s tales from fact-checking at Cosmopolitan. [Slate]
  • Fox News used a picture of Tina Fey to illustrate a story about Sarah Palin. You’d think Fox News, for heaven’s sake, would be able to tell the difference. [BuzzFeed]

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Would A Snooki Without A Margarita In Hand Smell As Sweet?

“I hardly drink now. I used to drink every single day. I’m more into getting fit, going to the gym, eating healthy because then you feel better about yourself … If I was stretched out, I would look like a supermodel. But I’m like compact, so I look like 160 pounds.”

Snooki, always the modest one, talks to Star Magazine about her recent weight loss and general push to eat better and exercise more. But we’re not as interested in that part of things. Um, did we hear that right? Snooki is hardly drinking? This turn of events will probably make “Jersey Shore” far less entertaining, but after her getting arrested on the boardwalk in broad daylight for public intoxication last season, I have to say it sounds like a good thing. [Radar Online] Keep reading »

Snooki Or Wookiee?

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Apparently this is what happens if you are Snooki and you crash your Fiat while in Florence. Oh, and you also get your license revoked and face criminal charges. At least she has found an interesting way to make her neck brace work with her wardrobe.[Us Weekly] Keep reading »

Snooki Hits A Police Car In Italy, Italian-American Relations Plunge Southward

Snooki rear-ended a cop car in Florence, Italy, this weekend, sending two police officers to the hospital with whiplash. Snooki, her pal Deena, and a “Jersey Shore” film crew member were being escorted by the cop car, which pinned Snooki’s car against a highway wall after the crash. This surely won’t do any good to improve Jersey-Italy relations, which have been wilting like a bouffant with too much hair gel ever since the “Jersey Shore” cast announced they’d be filming a season in their homeland. Miraculously, though, no limoncello shots (or any other alcohol) were involved in this fender bender! Despite all those trips up and down the NJ Turnpike, Snooki’s just a plain ol’ bad driver. [NY Post] Keep reading »