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JWoww Defies Gravity & Taste With New Stick-On Bikini Line

Jenni “JWoww” Farley is probably my favorite castmate on “Jersey Shore,” which is kind of like saying, “Chlamydia is my favorite STD.” And yes, expecting class, grace and tastefulness from anyone in the Shore house would would be ridiculous. However, JWoww’s new line of stick-on bikinis is really next level. You know, stick-on bikinis. Because tying a bikini is really too hard. Keep reading »

Girl Talk: I’m A Smart Girl Who Loves “Jersey Shore”

I Love Guidos
An essay to a woman who prefers dating guidos. Read More »
Is "Jersey Shore" Sexist?
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Vinny swears that "Jersey Shore" isn't sexist. Read More »

I am a self-described Smart Girl. I probably possess several other positive traits but my intelligence is one that I cling to and frequently define myself by.  I have an MA in Applied Linguistics, I’ve been known to read Dickens on the beach and I have Very Strong Feelings about the correct use of “you’re.”  

And yet?  I never, ever miss an episode of MTV’s favorite train wreck: “Jersey Shore.”

Now, before you give yourself a headache from all that eye-rolling, I’d like to state my case.  Keep reading »

Sammi From “Jersey Shore”‘s Makeunder Is Super Cute

"Jersey Shore" Season 5
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Sammi & Ronnie Split
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They're dunzo %u2014 for the time being, anyway. Read More »
Sammi Quits "Jersey"
Why did Sammi leave the shore house? Read More »

You know what we miss the most about Jane magazine (other than all of Jane magazine)? The makeunders. The mag would pull some woman off the street, snatch the black eyeliner out of her hands, and do her up in a more subtle makeup look using fewer products. Now the ladies of xoJane.com, where editor Jane Pratt has landed, have gifted Sammi Giancola from “Jersey Shore” a makeunder and day-um girl. Sammi’s always been really pretty, but her xoJane makeunder really lets her natural beauty shine through. The makeup artist hired by xoJane only used five beauty products and took no longer than five minutes to make her up. I like! Lay off the tanning beds and flatirons for awhile, Sammi, pretty please? [xoJane] Keep reading »

The Gals On “Jersey Shore” Don’t Portray Women In A Positive Light? Who Knew?!

Is "Jersey Shore" Sexist?
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Vinny swears that "Jersey Shore" isn't sexist. Read More »
On Hating Amber
Why viewers love to hate "Teen Mom" Amber Portwood. Read More »
Reality TV Lessons
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Life lessons gleaned from reality TV. Read More »

The Parents Television Council (PTC) isn’t set to release the report, “Reality of MTV: Gender Portrayals on Reality TV,” until this Wednesday, but Fox News got a sneak peak in advance and has summarized the findings. (Jezebel accurately commented that their report provides an early view of the study through “an additional layer of puritanical hysteria.”) The PTC studied one season each of the top four prime-time shows viewed by 12- to 17-year-old adolescents – ”Jersey Shore,” “16 and Pregnant,” “Teen Mom 2,” and “The Real World” – and collected a bounty of not so surprising statistics. Most prominently, it the report found that the majority of crude or negative remarks came from female cast members. Only 24 percent of the comments made by females in regards to themselves were positive, and women spoke about sex more frequently and graphically than males. Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: Watch The “Jersey Shore” Season Five Trailer!

Season 4 Finale
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The "Jersey Shore" cast leaves Italy at the end of season four. Read More »
Vinny's Rape Rap
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Vinny debuted a rap song about "rapin' it." Read More »
Snooki Self-Tanner
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For that subtle orange glow! Read More »
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  • Oh Lord. Is it time for “Jersey Shore” season five already? The gang is back in Seaside Heights, New Jersey, for another summer of Fuzzy Navels and Valtrex. Snooki is boozing. The Situation is fighting. And someone has a giant bunny suit. [TooFab]
  • Adele will not drink your crappy American beer. Pish posh! [PopDust]
  • Kate Middleton carried her clutch in front of her stomach, which Us Weekly believes is code for saying “I’m pregnant!” [US Weekly]
  • Guess who has grumpy things to say about Lady Gaga? Bill O’Reilly. SURPRISE! [NYmag.com
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Hot Links: JWoww’s Fans Unimpressed With Her Maxim Spread, Plus “Shame”-Inspired Sex Positions!

  • Jenni “JWoww” Farley is on the cover of Maxim and some fans are upset that the “Jersey Shore” star looks “plastic.” Um, how did they expect her to look? This is A) Maxim and B) JWoww. [TooFab]
  • Headline of the day: “Florida Shoplifter Caught With Steak, Candles In Pants.” I wonder who he was planning a romantic dinner for? [Huffington Post]
  • Oooh, four sexual positions inspired by the movie “Shame”? Yes, please! Can I also get some to practice them with? No? Boo. [AskMen] Keep reading »
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