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Quickies: Lindsay Lohan Caught Drinking Again & “Jersey Shore” Gets A New Cast

Surprise, surprise, Lindsay Lohan was caught drinking alcohol again! She’s not going back to jail, though, because she was only banned from booze through February. Instead, LiLo has been told she can only have one friend over at her house at a time and NO PARTIES. Now that is a punishment! [Celebitchy]
Justin Bieber…

Jessica Wakeman / June 23, 2011

Italy Is The Latest Country To Knock Off “Jersey Shore”

First there was “Jersey Shore,” then there was the UK’s “Geordie Shore” and now Italy is cashing in on its trashiest citizens. A new show called “Tamarreide” has been airing since mid-June, focusing on young “tamarri,” which translates to “sleazeballs.” Instead of a beach house on the boardwalk, the Italia Uno network put eight “tamarri”…

Jessica Wakeman / June 21, 2011

Quickies: Snooki Cursed With Spinster Spell & Jon Stewart Responds To Weinergate

An old woman in Italy reportedly put an “old-fashioned spinster spell” on Snooki. I cannot wait to watch how this plays out in season four of “Jersey Shore”! [Celebitchy]
Here’s one woman’s tales from fact-checking at Cosmopolitan. [Slate]
Fox News used a picture of Tina Fey to illustrate a story about Sarah Palin. You’d think…

Jessica Wakeman / June 7, 2011

Would A Snooki Without A Margarita In Hand Smell As Sweet?

“I hardly drink now. I used to drink every single day. I’m more into getting fit, going to the gym, eating healthy because then you feel better about yourself … If I was stretched out, I would look like a supermodel. But I’m like compact, so I look like 160 pounds.”
Snooki, always the modest one,…

Snooki Or Wookiee?

Apparently this is what happens if you are Snooki and you crash your Fiat while in Florence. Oh, and you also get your license revoked and face criminal charges. At least she has found an interesting way to make her neck brace work with her wardrobe.[Us Weekly]…

Ami Angelowicz / June 1, 2011

Snooki Hits A Police Car In Italy, Italian-American Relations Plunge Southward

Snooki rear-ended a cop car in Florence, Italy, this weekend, sending two police officers to the hospital with whiplash. Snooki, her pal Deena, and a “Jersey Shore” film crew member were being escorted by the cop car, which pinned Snooki’s car against a highway wall after the crash. This surely won’t do any good to…

Jessica Wakeman / May 31, 2011

The Situation’s Dad Is Shopping A Tell-All

Look at that. We have another celebrity parent tell-all in the works. Frank Sorrentino—pops to Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino of “Jersey Shore” fame—said that he is in the process of selling a book about his son. And it’s not going to be a nice one. “I’m calling Mike on his s***,” Frank wrote in a…

Quickies: How Much Would Carrie Bradshaw’s Life Cost? And What Are “Jersey Shore Studies”?

How much would Carrie Bradshaw’s life cost? A blogger crunched the numbers and those Manolos, Cosmos and condoms add up. [Refinery 29]
Hugh Grant was allegedly in “deep negotiations” to replace Charlie Sheen on “Two and a Half Men” but things petered out when Hugh realized he’s so much better than that. [NYMag.com]
Speaking…

Jessica Wakeman / May 11, 2011

The Town Of Florence Declares War On “Jersey Shore”

Pauly D and The Situation arrived at the airport last week with their bags packed, ready to head to Florence, Italy, to film season four of “Jersey Shore.” But they were told to hang tight as production has been postponed for a second time. (It was postponed the first time around as the cast held…

Tina Fey, Amy Poehler & Rachel Dratch Reunite At The “Jersey Shore”

Last night on “Late Night With Jimmy Fallon,” Tina Fey and Amy Poehler joined Jimmy in a “Jersey Shore” spoof. Both of the ladies looked pretty hot with their mega-extensions and bustiers as they rolled into a club and started dancing with the guys. Tina’s opening line? “I wanna make babies wit’ you.”…

The Situation Is Getting His Own Show On MTV

Lord, what have we done? Am I not tithing enough? Am I too mean to my mother? Is this because I kicked my parents’ dog when he was begging under the table during Easter dinner? Why, oh why, has The Situation been given his own TV show? Mike Sorrentino has signed a series development deal…

Jessica Wakeman / May 4, 2011

Oh No, There’s A British “Jersey Shore” — It’s Called “Geordie Shore”

American culture is spreading throughout the world … spreading like herpes. Behold, a British version of “Jersey Shore” on MTV UK: “Geordie Shore” stars thickly accented lads and lasses Jay, Vicky, Gary, Charlotte-Letitia, James, Sophie, Greg and Holly — who says she is “fierce, flirty and I’ve got double Fs!” — in the…

Jessica Wakeman / April 28, 2011

No Drinking! “Jersey Shore” Cast Given Rules To Follow By Mayor Of Florence, Italy

How do you say “UGH!” in Italian? Because that’s what the entire country of Italy said when they learned MTV’s “Jersey Shore” would be filming its fourth season in the beautiful and historic city of Florence. The mayor of Florence, Matteo Renzi, has drawn up a list of rules that Ronnie, Snooki, and pals must…

Jessica Wakeman / April 20, 2011

“Jersey Shore” Paychecks Are Gaining Zeros Faster Then The Cast Of “Friends”

Their first time around at Seaside Heights, the castmates of “Jersey Shore” made a reported $5,000 per episode, plus room, board, and a duck phone. For season two, they got upped to $10K per episode, plus bonuses. But the word on the street is that for season four of the show—which will soon be filmed…

Snooki Paid $32K To Speak At Rutgers—$2K More Than They’re Paying Toni Morrison

On Thursday night, Snooki spoke at Rutgers University in New Jersey, just a short drive from Seaside Heights, and pulled in a crowd of 2,000 students. “When you’re tan, you feel better about yourself,” she said, as words of wisdom for the students. “Study hard, but party harder.” Parents, of course, are up in arm…

10 Unfortunate Effects of Watching 13 Hours of Jersey Shore In One Day

A couple weeks ago, I caught the nasty cold that’s been going around. Coughing, feverish, and too tired to leave my couch, I drew the blinds and searched for comfort in the Netflix “instant watch” section. Instead I found Jersey Shore Season 2. I’d never seen the show before and thought this might be a…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / March 21, 2011

The Situation Gets Booed At Donald Trump’s Roast

“By the way, who’s John Boehner? Check it out. Doesn’t his name sound like boner? Anyone notice that? … Hey, Snoop Dogg, Donald Trump and your ancestors had a lot in common — they owned real estate, and your ancestors were property! … This is my first time doing comedy!”
Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino

Snooki Knows She’s A Freakin’ Alcoholic

“If I do something stupid, which is pretty much the whole time, I hate it … Obviously, they’re only going to put the good stuff in, and the good stuff is us drunk, so all I’m seeing is me drunk and falling down. That’s how I am when I party, but some of the stuff…

Ami Angelowicz / March 2, 2011

Snooki Calls Regis A “Grown-Up Gorilla”

“[My boyfriend]’s definitely not a gorilla juicehead. But, you know, he’s a guido. … I would consider Regis a hot ape. A grown-up gorilla.”

—Surprise! Snooki’s latest hookup on “Jersey Shore,” the one the guys busted in on her with in the smush room, is now her boyfriend. She tells Regis Philbin and Kelly…

Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / February 24, 2011

Look Who Fell Down The Rabbit Hole

Here’s an illustrated clip from the new literary work Snooki in Wonderland. I think I know what happens next. Snooki drinks the potion and gets arrested for public drunkenness. This one’s gonna be a page turner. Get your copy here for only 99 cents. [Snooki in Wonderland]…

Ami Angelowicz / February 24, 2011
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