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Mike “The Situation” Has A Girlfriend: All You Need To Know About Caitlin Wood

A TV Situation
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Tacky Tuxedo Situation
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I Love "Jersey Shore"
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I am a little worried about the possibility of an impending apocalypse. Not only is Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi sober, pregnant, and excited to be a mom—but Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has a girlfriend. Yes, a girlfriend. You know, one of those people who you let keep a toothbrush at your place rather than calling a cab to take home approximately five minutes after you’re done smushing? Her name is Caitlin J. Wood. Here’s hoping that she has had a full STD screening, and enjoys cleaning out hot tubs. Keep reading »

Deena From “Jersey Shore” Looks … Different

Plastic Surgery Regrets
These celebs wish they hadn't gone under the knife. Read More »

It seems that, while in between seasons of “Jersey Shore,” Deena Cortese got some work done. Hey, Snooki can’t get all the attention. I’m not one of those professional plastic surgery experts that gives their opinion on non-patients to the gossip rags, but it looks like she got her nose done, and maybe everything else too. I think she kind of looks like Sammi Sweetheart meets Nicole Scherzinger. I just hope her adorable meatball personality remained intact. [via Celebitchy]

Evening Quickies: Is Cancun-Partying Snooki Marinating Her Little Meatball In Vodka Sauce?

Is Snooki Pregnant?
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Say it ain't so! (And hide the booze!) Read More »
Snooki Talks Booze
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Morning Quickies
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  • Pregnant Snooki is partying into the wee hours in Cancun, Mexico, with JWoww. Fortunately a bartender confirmed she’s not marinating her little meatball in vodka sauce: Snooks is only throwing back virgin daiquiris. [Fox News]
  • Chris Brown did something not-awful: he posed with a transgender fan (who I guess doesn’t mind Chris’s homophobic Twitter rants?). [Starpulse]
  • A new NBC sitcom starring a nine-year-old African-American girl is all kinds of WTF in the stereotypes department. [Uptown Magazine]
  • Twenty-five pickup lines for cyclists. “I ride with a helmet” is totally open to interpretation. [Ecosalon] Keep reading »

Morning Quickies: Snooki Engaged & Pregnant, Source Says

Is Snooki Pregnant?
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Say it ain't so! (And hide the booze!) Read More »
Snooki Talks Booze
Snooki knows she's a freakin' alcoholic. Read More »
I Love "Jersey Shore"
A self-proclaimed smart girl on why she loves the Seaside Heights gang. Read More »
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  • A source says Snooki is not only pregnant (which she has not confirmed yet) but engaged to her boyfriend Jionni LaValle. [People]
  • Also, Snooki’s douchebag ex Emilio actually said he hopes she has a miscarriage. EW. [TMZ]
  • Lil Wayne cancelled on Jimmy Kimmel at the last minute, so Jimmy pulled a random audience member named Carl to fill in. This is kind of brilliant. [PopCrush]
  • What did we think of Lindsay Lohan’s “Saturday Night Live” appearance this weekend? Here’s a timeline of her many, many professional “last chances.” [NYMag.com]
  • Vivienne Jolie-Pitt got into her mommy’s lipstick. So cute. [Us Weekly]

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Ron-Ron Juice Vs. Go-Go Juice

Ron-Ron Juice is the creation of “Jersey Shore” meatball Ronnie. Go-Go Juice is the invention of “Coupon Queen” June, mother of “Toddlers and Tiaras” breakout star “Honey Boo-Boo Child” Alana. Both get their users hyped up and ready for the club/pageant stage. Both cause uncontrollable freak outs and grabby hands. But while Go-Go juice relies solely on a heady combo of high fructose corn syrup and caffeine, Ron-Ron juice has an added advantage: maraschino cherries. What, you thought we were going to say vodka, didn’t you?

Meatballing And Other Topics The Cast Of “Jersey Shore” Are Actually Qualified To Advise

Is Snooki Pregnant?
Snooki pregnant photo
Say it ain't so! (And hide the booze!) Read More »
I Love "Jersey Shore"
A self-proclaimed smart girl on why she loves the Seaside Heights gang. Read More »
Snooki Talks Booze
Snooki knows she's a freakin' alcoholic. Read More »
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Interesting choice, TV Guide: the girls of “Jersey Shore” dished out Valentine’s Day love advice, like JWoww’s wise words that you can attract a man with “flourescent colors and leopard print.” The sad thing is that I don’t know if she was talking about makeup, hair, nails or clothes.

Alas, there are some topics that the ladies of “Jersey Shore” can speak knowledgeably about, but relationships are not one of them. Here are some topics they actually qualified to speak on…

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Jimmy Kimmel Asks “Jersey Shore” Dudes About “Hijinks In The Shower”

"Jersey Shore" Season 5
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Vinny's Rape Rap
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Vinny debuted a rap song about "rapin' it." Read More »
Sitch's Lollipop
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The Situation is hawking a lollipop, for some reason. Read More »
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It’s that time again: “Jersey Shore” infects your TV again tonight. (Itch, itch, itch.) God, I can’t wait. “Mob Wives” return to television is not making me stupid enough. The boys stopped by Jimmy Kimmel’s couch this week to talk tanning and Jimmy couldn’t resist a question about whether there have ever been any dude-on-dude “hijinks in the shower.” There haven’t yet … at least none that anyone will admit to. I guess Deena’s hookup with one of The Situation’s twins in Italy was the first, and last, slightly gay thing to happen on that show.  [Perez Hilton]

There’s Going To Be A Geeky “Jersey Shore”

Geek Girls Unite
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Whoa boy, there’s no end to the “Jersey Shore” scourge. The show’s producers have now cast their sights on a new breed of hyper-constructed reality: nerd reality. Their new show, “Fandom Rising” (let’s hope this is the working title), is casting for “eight strangers for a mission to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new lifestyles and relationships, to boldly go where no fanboy or fangirl has gone before.” Keep reading »

JWoww Defies Gravity & Taste With New Stick-On Bikini Line

Jenni “JWoww” Farley is probably my favorite castmate on “Jersey Shore,” which is kind of like saying, “Chlamydia is my favorite STD.” And yes, expecting class, grace and tastefulness from anyone in the Shore house would would be ridiculous. However, JWoww’s new line of stick-on bikinis is really next level. You know, stick-on bikinis. Because tying a bikini is really too hard. Keep reading »

Girl Talk: I’m A Smart Girl Who Loves “Jersey Shore”

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An essay to a woman who prefers dating guidos. Read More »
Is "Jersey Shore" Sexist?
Vinny and Snooki photo
Vinny swears that "Jersey Shore" isn't sexist. Read More »

I am a self-described Smart Girl. I probably possess several other positive traits but my intelligence is one that I cling to and frequently define myself by.  I have an MA in Applied Linguistics, I’ve been known to read Dickens on the beach and I have Very Strong Feelings about the correct use of “you’re.”  

And yet?  I never, ever miss an episode of MTV’s favorite train wreck: “Jersey Shore.”

Now, before you give yourself a headache from all that eye-rolling, I’d like to state my case.  Keep reading »

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