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The Situation’s Financial Situation

Jersey Shore” has become a cultural phenomenon, but I don’t think that we really thought through the consequences. Like the fact that Mike The Situation Sorrentino might be raking in about $5 million this year. What does this mean for the world? Obviously, Ed Hardy will be seeing a good hunk of that cash. And just this week, he dropped $100K for a Bentley with custom rims and a new sound system, and he got his brother one, too! Keep reading »

Snooki’s New Boyfriend Joins A Short List Of Alleged Celebrity Swingers

We were already wary of Snooki‘s new boyfriend, Jeff Miranda, since the “Jersey Shore” castmates and even his “friends” think he’s a fame whore. But now it’s come out that he used to promote for a private swingers club! Apparently, Miranda got off on going to the X-rated events. A source says, “Jeff loved these parties and he really saw himself as a ‘ladies man.’ His favorite party trick was to pour alcohol on naked bodies of women and then lick it off.” Gross. [Radar]

Watch out, Snooks, or you’re going to be sharing your man! But if you’re going to be hitting up a key party, there might be a few famous faces there. Keep reading »

“Jersey Circus” Is A Comic “Situation”

Just when you thought the internet couldn’t fold in on itself anymore than it already has, welcome to Jersey Circus. It’s where squeaky clean Family Circus cartoons meet the herpes-spreading cast of MTV juggernaut “Jersey Shore.” Where comic strips meet the stripper pole. Bil Keane is rolling over in his grave — or getting psyched for a day of GTL. [Jersey Circus] Keep reading »

“Jersey Shore” Accused Of Racketeering

Uh oh! The cast, crew, and producers of “Jersey Shore” may be in trouble with the law. As many infamous guidos who came before them, they are being accused of racketeering. A woman identified as J.P. is suing Viacom, 495 Productions, and the “Jersey Shore” cast for an incident which occurred during the filming of Episode 108. You may remember it better as the episode where Ronnie knocked some dude unconscious. Keep reading »

Snooki’s New Boyfriend Wants To Propose. Run, Snooki, Run!

We wanted to believe that Snooki‘s new boyfriend, Jeff Miranda, was for real. We truly wanted him to adore our favorite pouf-wearing pickle-eater and not just be into her to make a name for himself. But a new interview with Miranda puts me even more in the camp of Do Not Trust Jeff. This week, he appears on the cover of Steppin’ Out magazine—the same rag that brought you this tragic Hailey Glassman cover. And in the interview, Jeff says that he wants to ask Snooki to marry him. Keep reading »

More Gross Creeping On Last Night’s “Jersey Shore”


I repeat, why do women continue to hook up with the dudes of “Jersey Shore“? Worst case scenario: you can get an STD or knocked up by a total tool. Best case scenario: you get called a “grenade” or “hippopotamus” on national TV while the guys have another set of girls at the other side of the house and make you look like a complete fool. Boycott, ladies, boycott! Keep reading »

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