First came Pauly D’s hair-gel video session, then the Snook-ster revealed how she gets her “pouf.” Now, “Jersey Shore” star JWoww is getting in on the beauty and body advice-giving on her website. And yes, folks, it’s CRAZY … Keep reading »
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After The Shore: Our Predictions For The Cast Of “Jersey Shore”
Tonight is the final episode of “Jersey Shore.” Time to pack up the hair gel and put away the club gear—the summer of fun is over. Teardrop. Who will we look to for comic relief in the cold, winter months ahead? We’ve heard that our favorite pint-sized pickle lover may soon have her own reality show in the works as part of her plan to take over the Snookiverse. Snooki says nothing is set in stone yet, but she’s received offers from VH1 and some other networks. I hope this doesn’t mean she’s leaving the cast. It truly wouldn’t be the same without her perky little pouf. But alas, this is what happens with reality stars: They use TV to launch (albeit usually pathetic) careers of some sort. After the jump, our predictions for the fates of the other cast members. [US Weekly] Keep reading »
Ronnie Still On Hook For “Jersey Shore” Knockout
Ronnie from “Jersey Shore” went on a radio show and proclaimed that his sucker punch case had been officially dismissed — unfortunately for him, someone’s info is waaaayyy off. Read more … Keep reading »
Which Items Should The “Jersey Shore” Cast Hawk Next?
We showed you the truly skanky glorious, “sexy sophisticated” shirts that JWoww from “Jersey Shore” is “designing,” assuming that they were just the first in a long line of things that the show’s guidos and guidettes would try to cash in on. As the trashiest of the lot, we thought JWOWW was just ahead of the curve in the realization that her new notoriety means she can make money off of things she has no business being involved in. Alas, Snooki still just wants her own reality TV show and “The Situation” seems to be doing little more than continually flashing his abs at unsuspecting (but worrisomely interested) young ladies. Where are the endorsement deals? Why are these people not using the time before season two starts to hawk all sorts of products they truly know nothing about?! If we had our way, here’s what they’d all be selling next week … Keep reading »
Shun, Shag, Or Marry: The Entire Cast Of “Jersey Shore”
It’s a sad week for America, my friends. The first season of “Jersey Shore” ends on Thursday night. I don’t even know what I’m going to do next week. Maybe go to the local boardwalk to pour out some Tequila shots for my homies? Or go on a pilgrimage to Karma? Or purchase crystal-studded booty shorts? I’d better start tanning now. In honor of what has been a brilliant anthropological study of the summertime inhabitants of New Jersey, we’ve put together a Shun, Shag, or Marry for the entire cast. Speak now your grievances with my choices or forever hold your peace. Or we can fight—but you should know that I punch like a Jersey girl. Keep reading »
Quickies: “Jersey Shore” Gets A Song & Rachel Zoe Has A New Taylor
- Songstress Sara Bareilles wrote a song about the “Jersey Shore.” And she’s “gonna pretend her hair don’t bend” and that “whoever looks good, bitch, I look better.” [Oh No They Didn't]
- Because there’s an app for everything, you can spend $0.99 to find out whose been defriending you on Facebook. [ABC]
- Rumors abound that Kathy Hilton’s sisters will star in the next edition of Bravo’s “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.” Prepare yourselves. [The Daily Truffle]
- Rue McClanahan is in a nursing facility after suffering a stroke. Dear God, not Blanche! [Dlisted]
The Daily Ovulation: A Bunch Of Kiddies Do “Little Jersey Shore”
Who says “Jersey Shore” isn’t a show for children? It’s certainly a show for children to spoof! Lil’ Pauly D is so much more adorable than his grownup counterpart, but Snooki is hilarious and crazy at any age (and about the same height too). Keep reading »
Prepare For The “Stylish” New Jersey Reality Show
Sadly, the day will come when everyone’s new favorite reality show must end. Until next season, we’ll be without fist pumps and boardwalk fights, but thanks to the Oxygen Network, the fashions of the guidettes are coming to your television in a new reality show called “Jersey Couture.” A formal dress store in Freehold, NJ called Diane & Co. signed up to share their dirty fashion details with the world, and if the description of their services is any indication of the entertainment we’re about to receive, well, you’ll be DVR-ing this show in no time. The store boasts a “Back Room,” where staff can re-create dresses from designers, which start at the low price of $2,000. Each prom dress sold comes with the guarantee that no other girl from your high school will be allowed to buy the same style. And as a final little extra: the staff will even accompany you on the big day as part of their Fluff Me package, to provide hair, makeup, and day of services. We can see the fashion tantrums flying already, and if this dress from the store’s site tells us anything, it should be a wild ride. [MTV] Keep reading »
Will Pauly D Share His Prince Albert Piercing With Playgirl?
Cover your eyes! Hide the children! Gawker reports that Pauly D and his Prince Albert piercing are meeting with Playgirl this week to discuss a possible photo spread. Allegedly, both sides are interested in bringing pics of his JWoww-approved junk to the masses; the porn mag and the “Jersey Shore” star just need to settle how much pics of Seaside Heights’ most famous penis piercing are worth.
Ick, ick, ick. I have seen Levi Johnston pose for Playgirl and you, Pauly D, are no Levi Johnston. [Gawker]
We last wrote about “Jersey Shore” when we posted pics of Snooki’s wild night in Miami! Keep reading »
