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Vera Wang Goes Jersey

We are going to call this one “Snookie’s Wang”. Ms. Vera closed her show in New York with a ‘do that resembled the signature style of our favorite MTV train wreck. No offense to the South Jerz board-walkers, but this is one look we won’t be rocking if leaps off the runway. Keep reading »

The “Jersey Shore” Goes To The Oscars, Kind Of


In anticipation for this Sunday’s Academy Awards, “Lopez Tonight” had the “Jersey Shore” cast perform guido versions of scenes from some of the Best Picture nominees, including “The Hurt Locker” (above) and “Inglourious Basterds.” Hy-sterical. I can’t wait to see Snooki go blue in “Avatar.” [TBS] Keep reading »

Quotable: Snooki Parties Until The Roof Caves In. Literally.

“Omg roof just collapsed at the purim event! We thought the dj was beatin the beat hardcore but nope, the roof couldn’t handle snooki and vin.”

Snooki, tweeting from a party in midtown New York where a glass ceiling caved in under the weight of ice, injuring 10 party-goers. She was with Vinny at the time, who added, “I think me and @sn00ki felt the wrath for not being Jewish.” Keep reading »

“Jersey Shore,” Russian-Style?

We knew it was only a matter of time before some production company had the idea to take the “Jersey Shore” and apply it to (fill in the blank here) nationality. So we weren’t surprised to hear about “Brighton Beach,” a show where a group of hot Russian 20-somethings will live in a beach house in a Brooklyn neighborhood that’s been dubbed “Little Odessa.” “The Russian community has its own set of characters which we think could be even more interesting,” said show co-creator Elina Miller. “There will be plenty of vodka, techno music and guys wearing Adidas pants, leather jackets and gold chains, and driving souped-up cars. There will also be a lot of hot, decked-out Russian girls. … But we would never want to portray this insular community in a way that isn’t positive. We’re used to everyone asking if we’re in the mafia and if we drink vodka and get chased by bears.”

Miller put up a casting site for the show last week, and says she has already received hundreds of hopefuls, some of them conveniently with nicknames like “The Entity,” “B-Boy” and “Mr. OTB,” an abbreviation for “Off The Boat.” Miller’s dream cast mate? “It would be really funny if we got a Russian mail-order bride,” she said. So funny. What do you think? Will you be DVRing this show? [NY Post]
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“If It’s On Jersey Shore, It’s Not Coming Through The Door”

This dress code signage outside the New Orleans nightclub, Republic, wants to remind you all coming happens in the hot tub. [Eater] Keep reading »

Photographer Terry Richardson Is Joining The Cast Of “Jersey Shore”

Just kidding! It’s just that when Terry Richardson photographed the boys of “Jersey Shore” for Interview magazine, he couldn’t resist taking his shirt off for fist-pumping. But really, who amongst us could? [Gawker] Keep reading »

“Jersey Shore” And “The View” Talk Condoms And Hot Tubs

Someone said the word “condom” in Elisabeth Hasselbeck‘s presence and her head did not explode! (We cannot speak for Sherri Shepherd, though.) Thank you, Joy Behar, for asking tough questions of the “Jersey Shore” cast when they visited “The View.”

P.S. I apologize for any painful mental images that may have resulted from reading that headline. Keep reading »

Quotable: Snooki Wishes She Was Na’vi Tall

Suffice to say, if Snooki was a Na’vi, she would still be tan. [Twitter]
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Newsflash: Snooki And J-Woww Aren’t Actually Guidettes

Here is a “Jersey Shore” twist. They may wear Italian flags, say they’re looking for muscled-up Italian men and call themselves Guidettes. But it turns out that neither J-Woww or Snooki is actually Italian. In a radio interview for Fox News, J-Woww revealed that she is Spanish and Irish—her last name is Farley. And Snooki is Chilean by birth, though she was adopted and raised by an Italian family. She also said that Ronnie is half Italian. When the DJ asked Jenni to explain why they use the term Guido so often on the show, Jenni explained, “That’s a stereotype that people misconstrued with Italians. It’s a lifestyle. Like, the scene that we’re in. It’s not, like, Italian.” Huh? I’m confused. [PopEater] Keep reading »

In Case You Were Wondering … The Sammi And Ronnie Breakup Was For Real

sammi giancola and ronnie magro photo

Sammi and Ronnie were an inspiration for young guido lovers everywhere … until MTV revealed some shady footage of Sammi flirting with The Situation on the “Jersey Shore” reunion show. As we all remembered, it prompted dramatic tears from Sammi (she locked herself in the bathroom) and some dramatic words from Ronnie, “I cut girls quicker than barbers do.” Harsh, dude. Based on their tumultuous history at the Shore house, I was predicting they’d be back together before I could say, “Gym, tan, laundry,” because that’s just how SamRo rolls. But I guess I was wrong. Keep reading »