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JWoww Endorses Healthy Living But Forgot She’s Supposed To Be Shilling Diet Pills

JWoww Is Engaged!
The double wedding of our "Jersey Shore" dreams may come true! Read More »
"Snooki & JWoww"
The spin-off is a disgrace to the original. Read More »
JWoww Defies Gravity
With her new stick-on bikini collection! Read More »
JWoww's New Face
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She was so pretty before. Read More »

“Be yourself on your wedding day, don’t go to that extent of ridiculousness … So my big thing from here until whenever my wedding day is just to live healthy … Just live your life so on your wedding day you feel healthy and you’re not starving in your wedding dress and ready to wolf down the whole cake.”

― Hey, that JWoww has a point! But, um, she seems to have forgotten what she was supposed to be talking about, which is AbCuts Sleek & Lean diet pills — the brand she’s the celebrity spokesperson for. Whoops! [Celebuzz]

JWOWW’s Engagement Means The Double Wedding Of Our Dreams May Come True

Word has it that Jenni “JWOWW” Farley of “Jersey Shore” fame is engaged to her long-time boyfriend Roger Matthews. Don’t bust out the champagne just yet though because it’s all hush hush for now, as MTV reportedly wants her to save the big news for filming of season two of “Snooki & JWOWW.”

That’s a little anticlimactic, but congratulations to them if it’s true. Their relationship has been beyond tumultuous, but they truly seem to love each other, so I’m not surprised to see them take this next step, especially with her BFF Snooki settling down with a baby and getting engaged herself. It tends to happen like that with friends — when one jumps on the marriage-and-baby bandwagon, it starts a whole string of events.

And you know what the best possible event that could happen next is? A double wedding of course. Read more …

No More GTL As MTV Cancels “Jersey Shore”

RIP Cancelled TV Shows
Damn, so much stuff got cancelled from TV. Read More »
I Love "Jersey Shore"
A self-proclaimed smart girl on why she loves the Seaside Heights gang. Read More »
  • The community of Seaside Heights, New Jersey can officially get some peace and quiet; MTV announced that they are canceling “Jersey Shore.” [Entertainment Weekly]
  • According to a source speaking to Us Weekly, LeAnn Rimes — who checked into a treatment clinic for stress and anxiety today – “feels like society has never forgiven her” for taking up with husband Eddie Cibrian when they both were still married to other people. [Us Weekly]
  • Yesterday, we told you about how Shia LaBeouf tripped on acid in order “to prepare” for an upcoming film in which his character, uh, trips on acid. Now there’s a report that, as part of his audition for Lars von Trier’s “N*mphomaniac,” Shia sent the director a sex tape featuring him and his girlfriend. Too far again, Shia! [Stupid Celebrities]

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JWoww Needs A Plastic Surgery/Tattooed Eyebrows Intervention, And Fast

JWoww Defies Gravity
With her new stick-on bikini collection! Read More »
I Love "Jersey Shore"
A self-proclaimed smart girl on why she loves the Seaside Heights gang. Read More »
Is "Jersey Shore" Sexist?
Vinny and Snooki photo
Vinny swears that "Jersey Shore" isn't sexist. Read More »

In my most solitary personal moments, there is nothing I like better than to watch “Jersey Shore” with my pants off and my mouth dumbly ajar, spooning with a bag of Lay’s. That shit fascinates me. My many private observatory hours of guilty pleasure screening have naturally led me to pick favorite cast members, episodes, couples, and fights, which is the hallmark of reality TV, no? Its very core intention is to make you invest time and energy into watching and thinking about these characters, who are actually real people, and that in and of itself is stranger than any fiction.

Anyway, whatever — my fave is the artist formerly known as Jenni Farley. JWoww has a sensitivity and lucidity to her that that the other housemates lack, and I was actually pleasantly surprised by how intelligent she seemed to be at many intervals. I also thought in the first couple of seasons that she was so naturally pretty, but things only got weirder and weirder from there. Why won’t this (no longer) perfectly good-looking girl stop messing with her face? Is it insecurity? Does she actually think she looks … better? Case in point: here she is, being the case study in how not to wear makeup, and what plastic surgery not to get. I’m sorry, but this is straight-up sad.

Hot Links: Seriously, Please Don’t Give Sammi & Ronnie Their Own “Jersey Shore” Spin-Off

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  • Sammi “Sweetheart” and Ronnie from “Jersey Shore” have been approached to do their own spin-off, just like Snooki, JWoww and Pauly D. I think I speak for the rest of the world when I said DEAR GOD NO. [The Stir]
  • Coachella is hitting the high seas! I hope hipsters know how to swim… [Newser]
  • Russell Brand has a new girlfriend. Her name is Isabella Brewster and she’s the sister of actress Jordana Brewster, who you probably don’t know much about either. [Your Tango]
  • PDA is annoying, but it’s straight up stupid if the “public” place is court and you’re the criminals standing in front of the judge. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

“Jersey Shore” Cast May Have Signed STD Contracts — Shocker!

Oh, those demure ”Jersey Shore” kids! When MTV signed up Snooki, JWoww, The Situation, and the rest, it knew it had an explosive mix of sex, alcohol, and cheesiness, and the ratings proved this is what the people want (god help them)! But MTV isn’t stupid either. It knew this mix could get the cast into trouble — and I’m not talking about their many arrests. I’m talking about VD here, people. STDs. Sexually transmitted diseases. AIDS. Herpes. Gonorrhea. MTV didn’t care much if anyone got an STD, mind you. But it didn’t want to be held responsible for it. So apparently the cast had to sign a “VD waiver,” promising they wouldn’t sue the network in case any of the cast members got the fire down below. Read more…

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