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Snooki Has Picked A Baby Name And It’s Not “Gorilla Juicehead”

Jessica WakemanJune 20, 2012 //
Snooki's Pregnant!
And engaged. Oh, dear. Read More »
Snooki Talks Booze
Snooki knows she's a freakin' alcoholic. Read More »
Morning Quickies
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Patti Stanger wants to adopt an American baby boy. Read More »
Evening Quickies
Snooki's Talks Baby Names, Breast Milk
  • Snooki and Jwoww appeared on Elvis Duran’s show on Z100 this morning and, my, they are such nice young ladies when they’re sober. Pregnant Snooki says she doesn’t miss drinking (doubtful), she is not allowed to spray tan, and she’s finally picked a baby name. And it’s actually a lot more normal than I would have expected. [Z100]
  • Kim Kardashian has supposedly served the ex-girlfriend of her ex Kris Humphries with a subpoena to see if Myla Sinanaj will spill any beans that could be useful during her divorce case. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Rielle Hunter’s creepy details about her first night of sex with lothario John Edwards will give you the skeeves. [Radar Online]
  • Joan Rivers won’t stop with the nasty fat-shaming comments about Christina Aguilera’s weight. I’m starting to dislike you very much, Joan. [PopCrush]
  • Sex advice columnists Em & Lo address the age-old “When should I sleep with him?” question. [Em & Lo] Keep reading »

When Weird Tan Lines Happen To Celebrities

Ami AngelowiczJune 13, 2012 //
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When “Jersey Shore”‘s Deena Cortese was arrested for disorderly conduct and public drunkenness this past weekend, we discovered she was guilty of another offense: Crazy tan lines. How did she get that design on her butt? Also, why was she wearing slippers in public? And cuddling with a giant stuffed animal? I guess we’ll have to wait until next season to find out how the meatball ended up in such hot sauce. I’m already suspecting that she is feeling the pressure to fill Snooki’s shoes now that she’s pregnant. Meaning … SOBER. Click through to see more of the weirdest celebrity tan lines we’ve ever seen. [The Superficial]

Celeb Bikini Bods
Sans photoshop!! 24 Photos »
Very Tan People!
The Tannest People In The World
These are the tannest people in the world. 11 Photos »
Celebs Biting It
Oopsie. These celebs bit the dust. 19 Photos »

Snooki Will Remain Pregnant In Heels, Reveals Baby’s Name

Amelia McDonell-ParryJune 11, 2012 //
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  • This morning on “Good Morning America,” “Jersey Shore” star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi said she plans on rocking high heels throughout her pregnancy. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
  • Speaking of Snooki, what is she planning on naming her little meatball? Find out! [YourTango]
  • What does your breakfast have to say about your dating life? Hmm, I either don’t eat breakfast or have something unhealthy. Sounds like my dating life. [College Candy]
  • Kris Humphries had to call the FBI about his ex — no, not Kim Kardashian! [Newser] Keep reading »

Big Ang Counsels Snooki On Boob Jobs & Breastfeeding

Jessica WakemanJune 4, 2012 //
Snooki's Pregnant!
And engaged. Oh, dear. Read More »
Snooki Talks Booze
Snooki knows she's a freakin' alcoholic. Read More »
All Things "Mob Wives"
11 Life Lessons From This Year In Reality Television
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Pregnant Snooki is going to poop out a little guido sometime this fall and is turning to someone older and wiser for guidance about breastfeeding. Naturally, the only D-list celebrity whose skin is orange enough to be to taken seriously by young Snooks is Big Ang from “Mob Wives.” They might be each other’s spirit animals. Although, really, if Snooki had boob job questions, couldn’t she just ask JWoww? [VH1] 

Snooki Reveals She’s Having A Baby Boy

TooFabMay 23, 2012 //

There’s a little guido on the way for Snooki and Jionni!

The pregnant “Jersey Shore” star tells InTouch that she and her fiance are having a baby boy — and she did it in classic Snooki fashion.

“You’re not supposed to see the baby’s penis that early on, but my doctor could,” Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi tells the mag. “Jionni felt so cool, like, ‘Yeah, that’s my boy!’”

Polizzi reveals that she was hoping for a little guidette, saying “All girls want girls … but then again, it’s still my baby no matter what. I’m excited either way.” Read more …

Hot Links: The Situation Reveals What Led To His Drug Addiction, Stint In Rehab

Amelia McDonell-ParryMay 22, 2012 //
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  • Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is opening up about his time spent in rehab for pain addiction. “Being in this business is not easy,” he explained. “I made a mistake by picking a substance over what I previously chose, which is fitness.” See his interview at the link![TooFab]
  • Um, apparently some people sell “roasted fetusus” on the black market for use in black magic ceremonies? [Huffington Post]
  • Find out why this etiquette expert says you shouldn’t “Pinterest your wedding” when you’re single. I’m not a etiquette expert, but I think posting wedding shit before you’re even engaged is cray-cray. [YourTango] Keep reading »

Snooki — Yes, Snooki — Thinks The Tanning Mom Is Batcrackers

Julie GersteinMay 4, 2012 //
Tanning Mom
Mother arrested for allegedly putting her 5-year-old in a tanning bed. Read More »
Tanning Disasters!
Back away from the tanning bed s-l-o-w-l-y. 23 Photos »
Snooki Self-Tanner
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For that subtle orange glow! Read More »

“That bitch is crazy … you are not supposed to take kids there. Everyone knows you are NOT supposed to take kids there.”

– Our “Jersey Shore” girl Snooki has harsh words for fellow tanning addict Patricia Krentcil. If Snooki is pulling your card, well, you know it’s bad. [Extra]

Mike “The Situation” Has A Girlfriend: All You Need To Know About Caitlin Wood

Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.comApril 25, 2012 //
A TV Situation
Is The Situation getting his own show? Read More »
Tacky Tuxedo Situation
This is what guidos wear to a Jersey wedding. Read More »
I Love "Jersey Shore"
A self-proclaimed smart girl on why she loves the Seaside Heights gang. Read More »

I am a little worried about the possibility of an impending apocalypse. Not only is Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi sober, pregnant, and excited to be a mom—but Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has a girlfriend. Yes, a girlfriend. You know, one of those people who you let keep a toothbrush at your place rather than calling a cab to take home approximately five minutes after you’re done smushing? Her name is Caitlin J. Wood. Here’s hoping that she has had a full STD screening, and enjoys cleaning out hot tubs. Keep reading »

Deena From “Jersey Shore” Looks … Different

Amelia McDonell-ParryMarch 22, 2012 //
Plastic Surgery Regrets
These celebs wish they hadn't gone under the knife. Read More »

It seems that, while in between seasons of “Jersey Shore,” Deena Cortese got some work done. Hey, Snooki can’t get all the attention. I’m not one of those professional plastic surgery experts that gives their opinion on non-patients to the gossip rags, but it looks like she got her nose done, and maybe everything else too. I think she kind of looks like Sammi Sweetheart meets Nicole Scherzinger. I just hope her adorable meatball personality remained intact. [via Celebitchy]

Evening Quickies: Is Cancun-Partying Snooki Marinating Her Little Meatball In Vodka Sauce?

Jessica WakemanMarch 16, 2012 //
Is Snooki Pregnant?
Snooki pregnant photo
Say it ain't so! (And hide the booze!) Read More »
Snooki Talks Booze
Snooki knows she's a freakin' alcoholic. Read More »
Morning Quickies
Meghan McCain photo
"Strictly dickly." That's what Meghan McCain called herself in Playboy. Read More »
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  • Pregnant Snooki is partying into the wee hours in Cancun, Mexico, with JWoww. Fortunately a bartender confirmed she’s not marinating her little meatball in vodka sauce: Snooks is only throwing back virgin daiquiris. [Fox News]
  • Chris Brown did something not-awful: he posed with a transgender fan (who I guess doesn’t mind Chris’s homophobic Twitter rants?). [Starpulse]
  • A new NBC sitcom starring a nine-year-old African-American girl is all kinds of WTF in the stereotypes department. [Uptown Magazine]
  • Twenty-five pickup lines for cyclists. “I ride with a helmet” is totally open to interpretation. [Ecosalon] Keep reading »
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