Want to know how the “Jersey Shore” guidos spent the weekend? Of course you do! Deena, JWoww, The Situation, Pauly D, Ronnie, Sammy, Vinny, and Snooki headed to Toms River, NJ, strapped on, uh, aquatic jet-packs (not the technical term, I suspect), and had a little fun in the sun. Their faces are kind of priceless. Alas, Snooki was too pregnant and Sammy was too lame to participate. Click on to see all the photos… Keep reading »
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Q: One of the most talked-about new shows has been Girls. Do you watch that one?
Jenni: Never heard of it.
- Snooki and Jwoww appeared on Elvis Duran’s show on Z100 this morning and, my, they are such nice young ladies when they’re sober. Pregnant Snooki says she doesn’t miss drinking (doubtful), she is not allowed to spray tan, and she’s finally picked a baby name. And it’s actually a lot more normal than I would have expected. [Z100]
- Kim Kardashian has supposedly served the ex-girlfriend of her ex Kris Humphries with a subpoena to see if Myla Sinanaj will spill any beans that could be useful during her divorce case. [Celebrity Cafe]
- Rielle Hunter’s creepy details about her first night of sex with lothario John Edwards will give you the skeeves. [Radar Online]
- Joan Rivers won’t stop with the nasty fat-shaming comments about Christina Aguilera’s weight. I’m starting to dislike you very much, Joan. [PopCrush]
- Sex advice columnists Em & Lo address the age-old “When should I sleep with him?” question. [Em & Lo] Keep reading »
When “Jersey Shore”‘s Deena Cortese was arrested for disorderly conduct and public drunkenness this past weekend, we discovered she was guilty of another offense: Crazy tan lines. How did she get that design on her butt? Also, why was she wearing slippers in public? And cuddling with a giant stuffed animal? I guess we’ll have to wait until next season to find out how the meatball ended up in such hot sauce. I’m already suspecting that she is feeling the pressure to fill Snooki’s shoes now that she’s pregnant. Meaning … SOBER. Click through to see more of the weirdest celebrity tan lines we’ve ever seen. [The Superficial]
Pregnant Snooki is going to poop out a little guido sometime this fall and is turning to someone older and wiser for guidance about breastfeeding. Naturally, the only D-list celebrity whose skin is orange enough to be to taken seriously by young Snooks is Big Ang from “Mob Wives.” They might be each other’s spirit animals. Although, really, if Snooki had boob job questions, couldn’t she just ask JWoww? [VH1]
There’s a little guido on the way for Snooki and Jionni!
The pregnant “Jersey Shore” star tells InTouch that she and her fiance are having a baby boy — and she did it in classic Snooki fashion.
“You’re not supposed to see the baby’s penis that early on, but my doctor could,” Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi tells the mag. “Jionni felt so cool, like, ‘Yeah, that’s my boy!’”
Polizzi reveals that she was hoping for a little guidette, saying “All girls want girls … but then again, it’s still my baby no matter what. I’m excited either way.” Read more …
“That bitch is crazy … you are not supposed to take kids there. Everyone knows you are NOT supposed to take kids there.”
I am a little worried about the possibility of an impending apocalypse. Not only is Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi sober, pregnant, and excited to be a mom—but Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has a girlfriend. Yes, a girlfriend. You know, one of those people who you let keep a toothbrush at your place rather than calling a cab to take home approximately five minutes after you’re done smushing? Her name is Caitlin J. Wood. Here’s hoping that she has had a full STD screening, and enjoys cleaning out hot tubs. Keep reading »