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The Good, The Bad & The WTF: “Jersey Shore,” After The Violence
When we last left off with “Jersey Shore,” Ronnie and Mike got into a screaming match about Ron’s on-again, off-again girlfriend Sammi and Ronnie beat Mike to a pulp, sending him to the hospital. At least, that’s what it looked like thanks to MTV’s editing. It’s true that Mike and Ronnie — whom I will henceforth refer to as Testoster-Ronnie — had a brawl. But we came to find out in this week’s episode that all is not what it seemed.
Spoilers (and lots of disturbing Ronnie/Sammi abuse) after the jump… Keep reading »
The Good, The Bad & The WTF: Ronnie Pummels Mike On “Jersey Shore”
There’s always arguing on “Jersey Shore.” Sammi and Ronnie. Deena and Vinny. Snooki and The Situation. But last night, though, there was an actual fight between Ronnie and The Situation: screaming, fist throwing, and more testosterone than a monster truck show.
The Situation is either one brave mo-fo or a complete idiot, because anyone who has seen Ronnie’s Hulk muscles would not want to challenge him to a fight while drunk. (That man scares me and I’m not exaggerating.) Which one is Sitch: brave or idiot? Check out our The Good, The Bad & The WTF recap and decide for yourself … Keep reading »
J-Woww Swears She Hasn’t Had Plastic Surgery On Her Face
“People are saying I got cheek implants, my chin shaved down and a nose job. If I got work done, I would be open to talking about it. I didn’t. I lost 15 pounds, and my cheeks have become more defined. I highlight my cheeks instead of putting bronzer on them.”
—Jenni “J-Woww” Farley responds to folks who are saying that she must have had some work done to her face between seasons of “Jersey Shore.” I’m inclined to believe her. She is no stranger to the knife, and has been very open about getting fake boobs. However, if ditching the bronzer can make that much of a difference—the product should be outlawed. [NY Daily News] Keep reading »
Pauly D Toilet Papers Vinny
Oh, those crazy Macaroni Rascals. (Yeah, that’s what the cast of “Jersey Shore” is being called in Japan.) In this video, Pauly D toilet papers Vinny as he sleeps. Sadly, this is the most interesting thing that’s happened with Vinny all season. Is it just me, or has he gotten beyond boring? [Wet Paint] Keep reading »
The Good, The Bad & The WTF: “Jersey Shore” Bites A Twin Sandwich
Are we surprised the Italians speak better English than the “Jersey Shore” cast does? Last night’s episode brought us new words like “romantical,” “conversating,” “twin sandwich” and of course, “twinning.” Why so much twin-talk? The Situation meets pretty blonde twins at a club — and one of them is a virgin — so naturally they bring these delightful specimens back to the house to smoosh. And true to the twin-theme, this episode had two times the drama: Keep reading »
Abercrombie & Fitch Will Pay The Situation To Stop Wearing Its Clothes
Gone are the days when the “Jersey Shore” cast wore Ed Hardy Ts soaked in Long Island iced tea-scented barf. Now they’re moving up in the world and Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino struts his stuff in “aspirational” brands like Abercrombie & Fitch. In its most recent episode, The Situation was seen wearing neon green Abercrombie & Fitch sweatpants on the streets of Florence, no doubt whilst doing something sketchy. Can you guess who is not too pleased about this free PR? Yup, Abercrombie & Fitch. Keep reading »
Guess Who’s Auditioning For “Jersey Shore”?
It’s not easy to make a good “Jersey Shore” spoof video because, frankly, they’ve all been done before. So an Ed Hardy hat off to you, Conan O’Brien, for this lovably demented “Jersey Shore” audition tape. [Team Coco] Keep reading »
Snooki Wants To Make Movies? We’ve Got 8 Vehicle Ideas For Her!
Wuh woh. It appears that our dear Snooki has been bit by the acting bug. It happened while she was filming a cameo scene in the Farrelly brothers’ “The Three Stooges,” along with the rest of the “Jersey Shore” cast. “I was like, ‘Dude! I love this!’” she explains. “I definitely wanna do, like, comedy or something.” I hope that all the studios out there are listening!
Now, of course, someone could give Snooki a bit part in the next “Piranha 3D” or a remake of “Goodfellas.” But we really think she could be a leading lady. After the jump, some movie vehicles we would like to propose for Snooks. Keep reading »
The Good, The Bad & The WTF: The Drinking Begins On “Jersey Shore”
Last night’s “Jersey Shore” was a big time set-up episode, setting the stage for all the drama that’s going to go down this season. (If you haven’t watched yet, SPOILER ALERT.) The Situation is slithering up Snooki‘s miniskirt; Sammi is whimpering over Ronnie again; and Pauly D has, thank God, not yet inhaled enough hairspray fumes to think sex with Deena is a good idea. I am going to need six limoncello shots to cope if any of these housemates hook up with each other, let alone start dating.
After the jump, the good, the bad, and the WTF of last night’s episode of “Jersey Shore.” Keep reading »
