What a hot mess. No, I’m not talking about last night’s “Jersey Shore” episode — I’m talking about Snooki. The gang took a weekend trip to Riccione; it’s a beach town that’s supposed to be the Seaside Heights of Italy, only it’s a million times classier. Most of the house wants to enjoy the beach and the beautiful weather. Snooki and Deena, though, plunged face-first into daytime drinking and exhibitionistic foolishness with such enthusiasm that they pissed off the other roommates before it was even dark out. I don’t blame them! Babysitting drunk meatballs is not how I’d want to spend my vacation, either.
I think I’m over Snooki. Like, over. Every irresponsible and crappy thing she does isn’t her fault and she doesn’t deserve. Talk about entitlement. She’s like a little orange Lindsay Lohan. Find out more about why I’m finished, after the jump: Keep reading »
I say questionable because I’m questioning what it is. I mean, clearly it is a crown — and not a princess-y crown either, but one a queen would wear — on top of a bow. But, like, why? What is it saying about her? That she is Queen Hair Bow, ruler of the “Jersey Shore”? I can see the two elements making sense as separate, if ugly, body art, but the crown on top of the bow is strange. Who wears a crown on top of a bow? Seems to defeat the purpose of the bow, no? Maybe I am thinking too much about this. It’s Monday, my brain is working overtime. [Hollywood Hiccups] Keep reading »
Well. I do not like this Snooki/Jionni relationship one bit. Who dares call Snooki a “bitch” and say she’s embarrassing? Like that’s a bad thing? Of course she’s embarrassing! She’s Snooki. And I kinda love how the roommates all closed ranks to get her to realize that Jionni is a putz that doesn’t deserve her. It was a brief, fleeting moment showing that even if they’re actually good people deep inside. (Sometimes. A little bit.)
Find out more about Snooki’s relationship drama — and the infamous “meatball fight” — after the jump! Keep reading »
Finally, a Valentine’s Day card for that untapped “ex who made your life a living hell” demographic. [Shlooby Kitten] Keep reading »
When we last left off with “Jersey Shore,” Ronnie and Mike got into a screaming match about Ron’s on-again, off-again girlfriend Sammi and Ronnie beat Mike to a pulp, sending him to the hospital. At least, that’s what it looked like thanks to MTV’s editing. It’s true that Mike and Ronnie — whom I will henceforth refer to as Testoster-Ronnie — had a brawl. But we came to find out in this week’s episode that all is not what it seemed.
Spoilers (and lots of disturbing Ronnie/Sammi abuse) after the jump… Keep reading »
There’s always arguing on “Jersey Shore.” Sammi and Ronnie. Deena and Vinny. Snooki and The Situation. But last night, though, there was an actual fight between Ronnie and The Situation: screaming, fist throwing, and more testosterone than a monster truck show.
The Situation is either one brave mo-fo or a complete idiot, because anyone who has seen Ronnie’s Hulk muscles would not want to challenge him to a fight while drunk. (That man scares me and I’m not exaggerating.) Which one is Sitch: brave or idiot? Check out our The Good, The Bad & The WTF recap and decide for yourself … Keep reading »
“People are saying I got cheek implants, my chin shaved down and a nose job. If I got work done, I would be open to talking about it. I didn’t. I lost 15 pounds, and my cheeks have become more defined. I highlight my cheeks instead of putting bronzer on them.”
—Jenni “J-Woww” Farley responds to folks who are saying that she must have had some work done to her face between seasons of “Jersey Shore.” I’m inclined to believe her. She is no stranger to the knife, and has been very open about getting fake boobs. However, if ditching the bronzer can make that much of a difference—the product should be outlawed. [NY Daily News] Keep reading »
Oh, those crazy Macaroni Rascals. (Yeah, that’s what the cast of “Jersey Shore” is being called in Japan.) In this video, Pauly D toilet papers Vinny as he sleeps. Sadly, this is the most interesting thing that’s happened with Vinny all season. Is it just me, or has he gotten beyond boring? [Wet Paint] Keep reading »
Are we surprised the Italians speak better English than the “Jersey Shore” cast does? Last night’s episode brought us new words like “romantical,” “conversating,” “twin sandwich” and of course, “twinning.” Why so much twin-talk? The Situation meets pretty blonde twins at a club — and one of them is a virgin — so naturally they bring these delightful specimens back to the house to smoosh. And true to the twin-theme, this episode had two times the drama: Keep reading »