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The Good, The Bad & The WTF: “Jersey Shore” Clubs At Three Clubs, Fights Three Fights

Jessica WakemanOctober 14, 2011 //
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“Being kicked out of the club? Meatball problems! Burning your cooca in the Jacuzzi? Meatball problems!” When Toys ‘R Us makes a Snooki doll, this is what I want mine to say. Yes, on last night’s episode of “Jersey Shore,” Snooki and Deena got in an ice-cube throwing fight (!) at a club and got kicked to the curb on their leopard print-covered asses. But that’s nothing compared to the two (!!) fights The Situation tried to start. Well, three fights, if you count the spatula that Deena threw at his head after he yelled something misogynist at her.

After the jump, the good, the bad and the WTF on last night’s episode of “Jersey Shore”:

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Joe Jonas Does A Mean “Jersey Shore” Impersonation

Jessica WakemanOctober 8, 2011 //
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Squeaky-clean teen idol Joe Jonas is the last person we’d expect to have a dead on Situation impersonation. But when he visited Wendy Williams‘ show and they reenacted a drunk conversation between Sitch and Snooki — in costume! — I got the same creepy crawlies as I do with Mr. Michael Sorrentino himself. Definitely watch this one. [Popdust]

The Good, The Bad, & The WTF: The Situation Teaches Snooki A Lesson

Jessica WakemanOctober 7, 2011 //
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Vinny and Snooki photo
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Oh, Mike. You’re such a creep. On last night’s episode of “Jersey Shore,” Mike tries to teach Snooki a lesson (his choice of words) by spreading the rumor that he or his friend called Jionni to tattletale about their alleged hookup. It’s hard to say whether doing that, or letting Snooki think he did that, is the more douchey thing to do.

So, thanks to him, we learned a new Jerseylicious acronym: GTD or “Gym, Tan, Drama.” Though GTD could just as easily be “Gym, Tan, Domestic Violence,” because Snooki freaked the f**k out on Mike and chucked like 12 wine bottles at his head.

Now, what The Situation did to her was bad. Really bad. But for the love of gelato, that was insane. Snooki is like the new Ronnie, which is to say an emotionally-stunted caricature of an adult human being.

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The Situation’s Got A Really Tacky Tuxedo Situation

Julie GersteinOctober 7, 2011 //

Wondering what your high school boyfriend’s going to be wearing to Prom this year? Look no further than Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino’s new line of tuxedos, FLOW Formalwear. Goes great with your boyfriend’s bitchin’ Camaro and his enviable economy-size tin of Dep hair gel. In case you’re clamoring for more fine styles of The Sitch’s FLOW collection (you are, I see you), you’re in luck! He’s graced us with a bevy of additional model shots, all featuring his signature “I am the human embodiment of a testicle” facial expression. Check ‘em out after the jump. Now, if only I could find my corsage… Keep reading »

The Good, The Bad & The WTF: Snooki Has A Sammi Moment On “Jersey Shore”

Jessica WakemanSeptember 30, 2011 //
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In last night’s episode of “Jersey Shore,” Snooki learned some harsh truths about life. Namely, if you pull your dress up and show everyone your vagina in the club, your boyfriend will be angry at you. It’s a lesson we all must learn sooner or later, I suppose.

After the jump, the good, the bad , and the WTF moments of last night’s episode. Keep reading »

Anne Hathaway Wants To Be A “Jersey” Girl

Jessica WakemanSeptember 28, 2011 //
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You’d think Anne Hathaway would be happy with hosting the Oscars and getting nominated once herself. But no, that bitch is hungry for more! Watch her secret “Jersey Shore” audition tape here, as well as the ones by Paul Rudd and Dennis Haysbert. And please, wear a bikini in the hot tub. [Team Coco]

The Good, The Bad & The WTF: Babysitting Drunk Meatballs On “Jersey Shore”

Jessica WakemanSeptember 16, 2011 //

What a hot mess. No, I’m not talking about last night’s “Jersey Shore” episode — I’m talking about Snooki. The gang took a weekend trip to Riccione; it’s a beach town that’s supposed to be the Seaside Heights of Italy, only it’s a million times classier. Most of the house wants to enjoy the beach and the beautiful weather. Snooki and Deena, though, plunged face-first into daytime drinking and exhibitionistic foolishness with such enthusiasm that they pissed off the other roommates before it was even dark out. I don’t blame them! Babysitting drunk meatballs is not how I’d want to spend my vacation, either.

I think I’m over Snooki. Like, over. Every irresponsible and crappy thing she does isn’t her fault and she doesn’t deserve. Talk about entitlement. She’s like a little orange Lindsay Lohan. Find out more about why I’m finished, after the jump: Keep reading »

Snooki Got A Questionable New Tattoo

Amelia McDonell-ParrySeptember 12, 2011 //
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I say questionable because I’m questioning what it is. I mean, clearly it is a crown — and not a princess-y crown either, but one a queen would wear — on top of a bow. But, like, why? What is it saying about her? That she is Queen Hair Bow, ruler of the “Jersey Shore”? I can see the two elements making sense as separate, if ugly, body art, but the crown on top of the bow is strange. Who wears a crown on top of a bow? Seems to defeat the purpose of the bow, no? Maybe I am thinking too much about this. It’s Monday, my brain is working overtime. [Hollywood Hiccups] Keep reading »

The Good, The Bad, The WTF: A Meatball Fight On “Jersey Shore”

Jessica WakemanSeptember 9, 2011 //

Well. I do not like this Snooki/Jionni relationship one bit. Who dares call Snooki a “bitch” and say she’s embarrassing? Like that’s a bad thing? Of course she’s embarrassing! She’s Snooki. And I kinda love how the roommates all closed ranks to get her to realize that Jionni is a putz that doesn’t deserve her. It was a brief, fleeting moment showing that even if they’re actually good people deep inside. (Sometimes. A little bit.)

Find out more about Snooki’s relationship drama — and the infamous “meatball fight” — after the jump! Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: “Jersey Shore” Twins Want Their Own Reality Show

Jessica WakemanSeptember 8, 2011 //
  • Brittany and Erica Taltos, “Jersey Shore”‘s blonde “Twinning” twins, have announced on their Facebook fan page that they’re on the hunt for their own reality show. Wait, you mean these girls went back to the Florence apartment and hooked up with The Situation, Vinny and Deena because they want to be on TV? You don’t say! [ONTD]
  • Keira Knightley and Jude Law are teaming up for “Anna Karenina.” [NYmag.com]
  • Check out this essay from a public school teacher who lost her job when she was discovered to have been a former Craigslist prostitute. [xoJane]
  • What are the love stories behind Elizabeth Taylor’s jewels? [TresSugar]

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