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Sammi From “Jersey Shore”‘s Makeunder Is Super Cute

"Jersey Shore" Season 5
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Sammi & Ronnie Split
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Sammi Quits "Jersey"
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You know what we miss the most about Jane magazine (other than all of Jane magazine)? The makeunders. The mag would pull some woman off the street, snatch the black eyeliner out of her hands, and do her up in a more subtle makeup look using fewer products. Now the ladies of xoJane.com, where editor Jane Pratt has landed, have gifted Sammi Giancola from “Jersey Shore” a makeunder and day-um girl. Sammi’s always been really pretty, but her xoJane makeunder really lets her natural beauty shine through. The makeup artist hired by xoJane only used five beauty products and took no longer than five minutes to make her up. I like! Lay off the tanning beds and flatirons for awhile, Sammi, pretty please? [xoJane] Keep reading »

The Gals On “Jersey Shore” Don’t Portray Women In A Positive Light? Who Knew?!

Is "Jersey Shore" Sexist?
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Vinny swears that "Jersey Shore" isn't sexist. Read More »
On Hating Amber
Why viewers love to hate "Teen Mom" Amber Portwood. Read More »
Reality TV Lessons
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Life lessons gleaned from reality TV. Read More »

The Parents Television Council (PTC) isn’t set to release the report, “Reality of MTV: Gender Portrayals on Reality TV,” until this Wednesday, but Fox News got a sneak peak in advance and has summarized the findings. (Jezebel accurately commented that their report provides an early view of the study through “an additional layer of puritanical hysteria.”) The PTC studied one season each of the top four prime-time shows viewed by 12- to 17-year-old adolescents – ”Jersey Shore,” “16 and Pregnant,” “Teen Mom 2,” and “The Real World” – and collected a bounty of not so surprising statistics. Most prominently, it the report found that the majority of crude or negative remarks came from female cast members. Only 24 percent of the comments made by females in regards to themselves were positive, and women spoke about sex more frequently and graphically than males. Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: Watch The “Jersey Shore” Season Five Trailer!

Season 4 Finale
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The "Jersey Shore" cast leaves Italy at the end of season four. Read More »
Vinny's Rape Rap
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Vinny debuted a rap song about "rapin' it." Read More »
Snooki Self-Tanner
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For that subtle orange glow! Read More »
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  • Oh Lord. Is it time for “Jersey Shore” season five already? The gang is back in Seaside Heights, New Jersey, for another summer of Fuzzy Navels and Valtrex. Snooki is boozing. The Situation is fighting. And someone has a giant bunny suit. [TooFab]
  • Adele will not drink your crappy American beer. Pish posh! [PopDust]
  • Kate Middleton carried her clutch in front of her stomach, which Us Weekly believes is code for saying “I’m pregnant!” [US Weekly]
  • Guess who has grumpy things to say about Lady Gaga? Bill O’Reilly. SURPRISE! [NYmag.com
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Hot Links: JWoww’s Fans Unimpressed With Her Maxim Spread, Plus “Shame”-Inspired Sex Positions!

  • Jenni “JWoww” Farley is on the cover of Maxim and some fans are upset that the “Jersey Shore” star looks “plastic.” Um, how did they expect her to look? This is A) Maxim and B) JWoww. [TooFab]
  • Headline of the day: “Florida Shoplifter Caught With Steak, Candles In Pants.” I wonder who he was planning a romantic dinner for? [Huffington Post]
  • Oooh, four sexual positions inspired by the movie “Shame”? Yes, please! Can I also get some to practice them with? No? Boo. [AskMen] Keep reading »

Morning Quickies: Vinny From “Jersey Shore” Raps About Rape

"Jersey Shore" Sexism
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Vinny swears that "Jersey Shore" isn't sexist. Read More »
Rape Insensitivity
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Rush Limbaugh said something insensitive about rape. Shocker! Read More »
Rape Jokes On Facebook
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Joking about raping women is cool with Facebook. Read More »
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  • Vinny Guadagnino from “Jersey Shore” debuted a rap song on YouTube yesterday called “Rack City Mix” with the lyrics “Actin’ like I’m raping it / F**k her till she fakin’ it.” After getting blased by the Rape, Abuse and Incest National Network (RAINN), Vinny pulled the video. He also tweeted, “Whoa! Some people really know how to take things out of context ! #LearnToListenToMusic …It was fun though!” Perhaps realizing that tweet was even more boneheaded than the initial video, Vinny then tweeted, “Sorry for offensive rap.I’m 100% against violence & work with many organizations to stop it. Will continue to do so.” Sigh. [Huffington Post]
  • In defense of Miley Cyrus’ adorable child star rebellion. [NYmag.com]
  • Josiah Duggar, one of the 72 Duggar children, is shilling for a Farmville-like video game about being a Christian missionary in Africa. [Crushable] Keep reading »

Chloe Sevigny Hates The Hiltons, Loves Snooki And JWoww

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Chloe on Accessories
Fake Chloe takes us through her accessory collection. Read More »

“What’s Paris Hilton’s sister called? Isn’t it Nicky or something? Anyway, she apparently talked to someone about my first collection, and was like, ‘I don’t get it.’ I was like, Good! I’m glad she doesn’t get it. It’s not for her. If Snooki wants to wear my clothes, go for it. I think she’d look a lot better in them ... I have to admit, I do find that JWoww sexy in a really weird way. It’s like that sexy, dirty kind of girl—not dirty, but like a hot mess.”

– File this quote under surprising things we learned about actress/designer Chloe Sevigny. Who knew she’d be a “Jersey Shore” kind of girl? [Bullet]

Hot Links: Snooki Blames Her Drunk Reputation On MTV’s Editing

Snooki's New Tattoo
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The meatball got a questionable new tattoo. Read More »
Snooki Or Wookie?
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What the hell is Snooki wearing on her feet? Read More »
  • Snooki is trying to claim that MTV producers edit the “Jersey Shore” kids to look like drunks. That margarita didn’t drink itself, Snooks. [The Stir]
  • Speaking of Jersey, that’s the name of Chanel’s new perfume why?! [Newser]
  • Country singer Miranda Lambert is no fan of Kim Kardashian’s and says she’s “getting what she asked for” by prioritizing celebrity over saving her marriage. Meanwhile, Kim Kardashian has no idea who Miranda Lambert is. [Starpulse] Keep reading »

This Actually Happened: Academics Convene Conference On “Jersey Shore” Studies

Is "Jersey Shore" Sexist?
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Vinny swears that "Jersey Shore" isn't sexist. Read More »
Ronnie Vs. Angelina
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There's an insane double standard on "Jersey Shore" regarding sex. Read More »
Snooki Mona Lisa
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Prepare to be offended, art historians! Read More »
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It turns out that watching “Jersey Shore” is not the most brilliant way to waste one’s time — attending a conference on “Jersey Shore” Studies is. On Friday, UChicago hosted a conference on Jersey Shore Studies, where roughly 25 academics from the U.S. and Canada name-dropped Snooki and The Situation alongside Foucault and Marx. One paper examined the performance of being a “guido” or “guidette” as being similar to the performance of drag; another examined whether the show is an embarrassment to Italian-American culture. These crazy academics even coined a new term to explain all things DTL: “guidosexuality.” Way to take something fun and ruin it with overanalysis, smartypants! You don’t have to justify loving the trashiest show on television with “academic studies.” It’s OK to just, know you, enjoy sh**ty TV. [NY Times] Keep reading »

Regis Philbin Strips For Snooki

Regis The Juicehead
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Snooki called Regis a grown-up gorilla. Read More »
Snooki Self-Tanner
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What kind of person purchases Snooki's self-tanner? Read More »
Snooki's New Tattoo
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The meatball got a questionable new tattoo. Read More »
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What the hell is going on here?!  Regis Philbin is stripping for Snooki. And then he gives her a lapdance (although it’s not in the above clip).

Be warned, children, once you see it, it cannot be unseen.

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The Good, The Bad & The WTF: “Jersey Shore” Says “Ciao” To Italy

"Jersey Shore" Sexism
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Vinny swears that "Jersey Shore" isn't sexist. Read More »
Sitch's Lollipop
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The Situation is hawking a lollipop, for some reason. Read More »
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Last night brought us the last show of the season for “Beavis and Butthead.” I mean, “Jersey Shore.” Eh, same thing. I am relieved we’re at the end of the season in Italy. It’s a good thing MTV decided season five will be the show’s last. Can I get a “Yeah, buddy!”?

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