“We hit it off really, really good. Nicole is actually really cute and seems like a cool ass person, even though she’s drunk most of the time. She’s a real sweet girl … It was almost like an instant connection … The way the show depicts her and makes her seem is totally not her. She honestly has one of the biggest hearts. She is really not how everybody thinks she is.”
—Snooki‘s new boyfriend, Jeff Miranda, talks about meeting the pint-sized “Jersey Shore” star at Karma last Friday. Wait, last Friday? That was four days ago. How are they BF/GF already? This smells fishy to me. [Us Weekly] Keep reading »
It sounds like there will be no more Snookin’ for love for a while as our dear little Snooki has found a new man! His name is Jeff Miranda and the blogs are already buzzing about the Millstone, New Jersey, guido-in-training and his intentions. We’ve rounded up all we can find about the guy so that you can voice your concerns and share your “Jersey Shore” expertise at the water cooler … or wherever people who aren’t in ’90s sitcoms hang out at work. Keep reading »
This week’s “Jersey Shore” was of course full of fine champagne, couture wear, British accents, political discussions and everything else that is classy. Yeah, not so much. In reality, we were treated to a classic scene in which The Situation and Pauly D pick up a crew of girls and bring them back home for some hot tub nookie. Only midway through, Mike starts to sober up and realizes that—gasp!—they are with grenades. Which you’ll remember is their term for a fat, ugly chick. A skinny ugly chick is, of course, a “landmine.” What lovely terms of endearment. Keep reading »
Snooki has a pussy(cat) problem! “Jersey Shore”‘s sloppiest drunk has been denied the trademark for her name because a 2003 children’s book, Adventures of Snooky: Under the Sea, already beat her to it. Snooky the cat is also orange and could scratch your eyes out. However, unlike Snooki the human, who searches for Sea Breezes and guidos on the beaches of New Jersey, Snooky is searching for his lost family in the ocean. Aww, that’s sweet!
Anyway, watch your back, U.S. Patent Office. Someone’s totally going to jump up from behind you and rip out all your hair extensions. [NYMag.com] Keep reading »
Behold, ladies, the cover for The Situation‘s soon-to-be-released ab exercise video. His groin muscles are impressive. The smirk, not so much. Keep reading »
Over the years, the Frisky’s personal spiritual guide Mike “The SItuation” Sorrentino, of “Jersey Shore” fame, has given us many things to think about. Among them, how his lifestyle of Gym, Tanning, Laundry (GTL) applies to our own lives.
That’s why each Frisky lady gave us her own take on GTL (I personally follow CBL — Coffee, Brunch, Laundry). Check ‘em out after the jump and give us your own in the comments. Keep reading »