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Quotable: Someday Snooki’s Prince Will Come (With Pickles)

“I want a dating show, ‘Snookin’ For Love.’ I want to find my prince. I’d have 27 guys: guidos and juice heads. That’d be heaven. Every time I’d pick a guy, I’d give them a pickle and we’d eat the pickles at the end.”

—Snooki on what she wants to do after “Jersey Shore.” Get on it, MTV! [OK! Magazine] Keep reading »

Quickies: The Snooki Punch, Doggy-Style

  • Dogs recreate the “Jersey Shore” punch. [Nerve]
  • Boyfriend cheated? One girl is getting even with eBay. [Lemondrop]
  • Bristol Palin apparently wants full custody of lil’ Tripp. [NY Post]

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How Dare They Mess With Greatness?!

Hey, Life & Style? While I am usually a fan of makeunders, I really liked the “Jersey Shore” cast exactly as they were. Why did you have to “class” them up with those fancy dresses and stupid man vests? How could you deflate Snooki’s pouf? That’s just … wrong. [Just Jared]
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What Happens When A Laguna Girl Meets The “Jersey Shore”

See the evidence of this particular meeting of the minds, after the jump… Keep reading »

“Jersey Shore”: An Anthropological Field Guide

If you have been as fortunate as to come into contact with a teen or 20- to 30-something in the past three weeks, they have more than likely referenced a television program by the title of “Jersey Shore.” As they describe said television show, you have probably found yourself confused and at a loss for words about the characters and situations described. After the jump, your guide to understanding this wild subspecies and the show that glorifies them.
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The Jig Is Up: “Jersey Shore” Cast Gets Real


Apparently, they were Thespians all along … [FunnyOrDie.com]
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Alyssa Milano’s 75-Second Snookification


Funny Or Die Snooki-fied Alyssa Milano and the results are, well, amazing. The only thing missing is a pickle. [Funny Or Die] Keep reading »

Ben Savage Gets Snooki-ed!

Ever wondered what Ben Savage, the cutie* from “Boy Meets World,” is up to these days? God only knows why, but he’s hanging out with the cast of “Jersey Shore.” And The Situation does not look happy about it. [BuzzFeed]

*Ben, of course, wasn’t THE cutest guy on “Boy Meets World.” That was Rider Strong. Duh! Keep reading »

Pauly D’s Blow-Dry Routine Takes Longer Than Ours


Forget everything you ever knew about getting the perfect blow-out. In this video, Pauly D of MTV’s “Jersey Shore” beauty schools you in how to get the perfect guido blow-out—which includes techniques you’d probably never even fathom trying. His routine, which takes almost a half hour, starts off with a jumbo-sized lump of gel, which he explains might be “a little white, so just rub out the white.” Next comes a spray product, which Pauly explains is a moldah and a shapuh (a molder and shaper), which he applies for a full 15 seconds.

Seriously, who decided that it would look cool to make your hair stand straight on end like you stuck your finger in a light socket? [NY Daily News] Keep reading »

How Snooki Could Rule The Snookiverse

Major injustice alert! Snooki has been fired from her job. Not because of all the drinking and clothing removal that’s gone down on “Jersey Shore.” But her newfound celebrity requires travel, and when Snooki requested time off to make a press appearance, she got sacked. “I was a receptionist at a corporation,” she said. “I was getting good money, like $13 an hour. I got fired when I asked for time off to go to L.A.” [E! Online]

Don’t worry, Snooki. We think you can make money by just being you. Seriously, someone has already suggested the Snooki Snuggie, and that thing could make millions. Here are some things we think our favorite guidette should consider to make money and build her brand. Keep reading »