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Life After “Jersey Shore,” Part One

It’s been six days since the finale of “Jersey Shore,” and you’re feeling a little bit of withdrawal, aren’t you? Never fear, there is still lots cooking for our favorite guidos and guidettes. The latest news after the jump, from one cast member’s nude pics to another’s gig at the Grammys. Keep reading »

Long Live “Jersey Shore” Spoofs!

“Jersey Shore” is over for the season. Sad! But long live “Jersey Shore” spoofs! I never noticed this before, but Nick Lachey done up in some hair gel is a dead ringer for Ronnie. And if you squint (and I mean really squint), Mila Kunis can pull off a passable Snooki. Really, Snooki should just do all Snooki performances herself. Keep reading »

What Does A “Jersey Shore” Bank Account Look Like?

The cast of the “Jersey Shore” might have made minimum wage working at the surf shop this summer, but they’re holding out for big bucks to star in season two. MTV offered Snooki, Pauly D, The Situation, and the rest of the crew a signing bonus of $10K plus $5K per episode, for a 12-episode season. The cast said fuhgeddaboutit to that low-ball offer, and made it clear that they are playing as a team on this one. MTV has reportedly upped the offer to $10K per episode and told the cast that they have until the end of the day today to sign—anyone without a contract will be replaced. No word yet on what our favorite guidos and guidettes will do, but we think MTV is way out of line on this. They supposedly paid Lauren Conrad $75K per episode of “The Hills,” and threw $63K per episode at her replacement, Kristin Cavallari. Heck, even Audrina makes $35K per episode. And let’s just say California rich girls are way more interchangeable than the genius chemistry between the seven housemates of “Jersey Shore.” [TMZ]

And it’s not like the show is these kids’ sole source of income anymore. Keep reading »

“Jersey Shore”: Anthropological Study Concluded

Last night, the talented videographers of MTV concluded their field research into how 20-somethings behave when subjected to heat, large quantities of alcohol, and the temptations of the “Jersey Shore.” In the end, the study was a success, giving ample insight into this subset of young Americans who refer to themselves as “Guidos” and “Guidettes.” The findings, after the jump. Keep reading »

JWoww’s Shocking (And Shockingly Stupid) Beauty Advice

First came Pauly D’s hair-gel video session, then the Snook-ster revealed how she gets her “pouf.” Now, “Jersey Shore” star JWoww is getting in on the beauty and body advice-giving on her website. And yes, folks, it’s CRAZY … Keep reading »

After The Shore: Our Predictions For The Cast Of “Jersey Shore”

Tonight is the final episode of “Jersey Shore.” Time to pack up the hair gel and put away the club gear—the summer of fun is over. Teardrop. Who will we look to for comic relief in the cold, winter months ahead? We’ve heard that our favorite pint-sized pickle lover may soon have her own reality show in the works as part of her plan to take over the Snookiverse. Snooki says nothing is set in stone yet, but she’s received offers from VH1 and some other networks. I hope this doesn’t mean she’s leaving the cast. It truly wouldn’t be the same without her perky little pouf. But alas, this is what happens with reality stars: They use TV to launch (albeit usually pathetic) careers of some sort. After the jump, our predictions for the fates of the other cast members. [US Weekly] Keep reading »

Ronnie Still On Hook For “Jersey Shore” Knockout

Ronnie from “Jersey Shore” went on a radio show and proclaimed that his sucker punch case had been officially dismissed — unfortunately for him, someone’s info is waaaayyy off. Read more Keep reading »

Which Items Should The “Jersey Shore” Cast Hawk Next?

We showed you the truly skanky glorious, “sexy sophisticated” shirts that JWoww from “Jersey Shore” is “designing,” assuming that they were just the first in a long line of things that the show’s guidos and guidettes would try to cash in on. As the trashiest of the lot, we thought JWOWW was just ahead of the curve in the realization that her new notoriety means she can make money off of things she has no business being involved in. Alas, Snooki still just wants her own reality TV show and “The Situation” seems to be doing little more than continually flashing his abs at unsuspecting (but worrisomely interested) young ladies. Where are the endorsement deals? Why are these people not using the time before season two starts to hawk all sorts of products they truly know nothing about?! If we had our way, here’s what they’d all be selling next week … Keep reading »

Shun, Shag, Or Marry: The Entire Cast Of “Jersey Shore”

It’s a sad week for America, my friends. The first season of “Jersey Shore” ends on Thursday night. I don’t even know what I’m going to do next week. Maybe go to the local boardwalk to pour out some Tequila shots for my homies? Or go on a pilgrimage to Karma? Or purchase crystal-studded booty shorts? I’d better start tanning now. In honor of what has been a brilliant anthropological study of the summertime inhabitants of New Jersey, we’ve put together a Shun, Shag, or Marry for the entire cast. Speak now your grievances with my choices or forever hold your peace. Or we can fight—but you should know that I punch like a Jersey girl. Keep reading »

Quickies: “Jersey Shore” Gets A Song & Rachel Zoe Has A New Taylor

  • Songstress Sara Bareilles wrote a song about the “Jersey Shore.” And she’s “gonna pretend her hair don’t bend” and that “whoever looks good, bitch, I look better.” [Oh No They Didn't]
  • Because there’s an app for everything, you can spend $0.99 to find out whose been defriending you on Facebook. [ABC]
  • Rumors abound that Kathy Hilton’s sisters will star in the next edition of Bravo’s “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.” Prepare yourselves. [The Daily Truffle]
  • Rue McClanahan is in a nursing facility after suffering a stroke. Dear God, not Blanche! [Dlisted]

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