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Angelina Leaves “Jersey Shore”—Again

Ruh-roh. She may have joined the show thinking of herself as the Kim Kardashian of Staten Island, but last night Angelina left “Jersey Shore” — yeah, she left again — a broken woman. Or, as her cast mates call her, “the Staten Island dump.” Keep reading »

Snooki Is Writing A Book! 8 Concepts She Should Consider

A few months back, our dear Snooki tweeted, “I have mind blowing news! I am officially reading my first book! Lmao! Nicholas Sparks ‘dear John!’ … I’m proud of myself.” But now, our favorite lady from “Jersey Shore” has graduated from reading books to writing them. Snooki will be releasing her first book in January, via publisher Simon & Schuster, who we hope have very patient copy editors on staff considering the grammatical atrocities of the tweet above. It’s called A Shore Thing and it’s a novel about a “girl looking for love on the boardwalk.” In other words, it’s thinly veiled fiction. And sounds totally boring.

After the jump, eight book concepts we think would’ve been a little better for Snooks. Perhaps her follow-up? Keep reading »

Mike Sorrentino’s Got A Teeny Tiny Situation

“Let’s just say, I’m thinking of my pinky.”

— Melody Eckerson, a Florida club promoter, on what she saw when Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino dropped his pants during their hookup. She also said of the sexual encounter, “I wouldn’t even call it a one-night stand, because he only lasted a few minutes.” Yikes! Don’t worry, Sitch, it’s all about how you use it — so work on that stamina, buddy. [Star] Keep reading »

Reality TV Matchmaker: 11 Prospective Couples Made In Heaven

I knew something good had to come out of the fact that there are two high-profile reality shows about the species of people that exist in the state of New Jersey. Love! Or at least a dance-floor hookup! Apparently, Deena Cortese, the new girl on “Jersey Shore,” got together with Chris Manzo, son of Caroline Manzo from “The Real Housewives of New Jersey,” at a club last weekend. “Deena was basically humping Chris in front of everyone,” a source told Radar. Maybe Chris will recruit Deena as the co-owner of his car-wash strip club and they’ll live happily ever after? [Radar]

This has inspired us to play matchmaker and set up the stars of other reality TV shows. Keep reading »

“Jersey Shore”‘s Vinny Offered $30K To Strip Down For Playgirl

When Snooki hooked up with Vinny on “Jersey Shore,” she let us know that he is packing some heat below the belt. To be specific, she said that smushing with him was like “putting a watermelon in a pinhole.” Apparently, Playgirl was listening because they’ve offered Vinny Guadagnino $30,000 to pose nude for their magazine. Apparently, Clone-a-Willy.com—which is owned by Playgirl—has also offered to make a replica of his nether regions. [NY Daily News]

Sure, $30K sounds like a lot of money, but how does this stack up to offers other famous folks have gotten? Keep reading »

Snooki Teaches Dave Letterman How To Fist Pump


Last night, David Letterman was given a glimpse into an evening in the life of Snooki and the rest of the “Jersey Shore” crew. As Snooki explains to Dave, the night starts off with a significant amount of “Ron Ron Juice,” before heading to the club, where the girls and the guys try to “get it in” in different ways. The girls hit the dance floor and beat up the beat, while the guys try and get it in with one or multiple girls, so they can take them home and smoosh. And, of course, there’s fist-pumping the entire time. Snooki comes off as completely adorable and savvy in this appearance, and I love that she’s not pretending to be a bimbo. Snooki is Snooki and even Dave’s gotta love her. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

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