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Quickies: “Jersey Shore”-Watching Grandma & We Might See More Of Pauly D’s Penis Head

Your Dream “Jersey Shore” Vacation, On The Cheap!

It’s time for a vacation, right? I’ve got an idea for ya. Why don’t you rent the house the “Jersey Shore” kids stayed in for their wild summer in Seaside Heights? Currently, the house will run you $3,500 a night, but come May—when beach season rolls around again—that will go way up, to $6,500 a night, reportedly three times what the house rented for in the pre-reality show days. But think about it: You and your honey could get close in the hot tub, which presumably has been scrubbed down since the summer. You could make a big Italian meal like “The Situation,” cuddle like Ronnie and Sammi, or see if you can master the duck phone a little better than Snooki. Sure, it’ll be freezing out, but you don’t actually have to leave the house. Heck, it’s not like the crew went to the beach more than once all summer. [NY Daily News] Keep reading »

Snooki Gets De-Snookified With A Make-Under


This morning Amelia posted a photo of Snooki (from “Jersey Shore”) post-makeover, but now we’ve got video evidence of the transformation. “Inside Edition” dolled everyone’s favorite party midget down this week, removing the bronzer, the crotch-length dress and the now-notorious pouf for a decidedly more refined look. There were still boobs all over the place and a healthy amount of twirling, fist pumping and lady bit exposure; personally, I don’t think stripping Snooki of her clothes also robbed her of the insane interesting personality that makes her so memorable. Could it be that the pouf does not, in fact, make the guidette? [The Cut] Keep reading »

Snooki Gets Kardashianed

World, can we please stop messing with greatness? Snooki (aka Nicole Polizzi from “Jersey Shore”) got yet another makeover at the hands of “Inside Edition.” The slicked-back hair and va-va-voom dress is super reminiscent of something a Kardashian sister would wear and, coincidentally, Snooki also suddenly resembles Rob Kardashian’s former girlfriend, Adrienne Bailon. Whatever. She looks pretty, but I’m over people trying to turn Snooki into someone she’s not. [via Dlisted] Keep reading »

“Jersey Shore” Cast Members May Model During Fashion Week

Because the cast of “Jersey Shore” is known for nothing if not serving as the paragon of what American style should be, apparently the guidos and guidettes have Fashion Week invites flowing in. (With QVC and Kim Kardashian for Bebe showing at the tents, are you really all that surprised?) More than invites though, certain super special cast members have been approached to actually model in a few shows. Before you start trying to imagine Snooki sober enough to walk a straight runway line or “The Situation” pulling off the epic feat of strutting without removing his shirt, we’ll end the maddening suspense: JWOWW and Sammi are the chosen two. Allegedly, three different labels have talked to their (shared) manager about the possibility of the tan and lovely ladies gracing the runway at Bryant Park. God help us all… [The Cut] Keep reading »

Snooki’s Nude Photos Were Inevitable, Weren’t They?

Not that the “Jersey Shore” girls left much to the imagination in the first place, but gossip site RadarOnline.com says that nude photos and video of Snooki (aka Nicole Polizzi) are allegedly being shopped around to various media outlets. Snooki is the second guidette to have an alleged nudie pix scandal in a matter of weeks: Radar also claims to have seen nude photos of JWoww (aka Jenni Farley). Honestly, who would pay for nude pics of Snickers or JWoww when you could probably see both of their goods after a few shots of Jager, anyway? Trust me, that last observation was offered with nothing but love. [RadarOnline.com] Keep reading »

Express Caters To The “Jersey Shore” Set

This glow-in-the-dark T-shirt is exactly what the guys of “Jersey Shore” need to make their fist-bumping experience even better. And no “Guido style” would be complete without a tattoo design, right? [Express] Keep reading »

“Jersey Shore” Is Renewed For Season 2, Possibly In The Hamptons

Could this be? The “Jersey Shore” guidos headed to “Gossip Girl” country? Snooki, The Situation and the rest of the fist-pumpers have renewed for a second season, but sources say MTV is scouting locations beyond Seaside Heights, New Jersey. The hoity-toity Hamptons — where celebs like P. Diddy and Christie Brinkley have homes — is one place that scouts are checking out, along with Delaware. If there really is a Situation on the East End of Long Island, your camera crews won’t get the up-turned noses that make good reality TV. Fancy pants Blair Waldorf-types have plenty of money to keep the riffraff out — and they’re less likely to start throwing punches! [New York Post] Keep reading »

Quickies: OMG, Are A “Teen Mom” & “Jersey Shore” Guido Dating?!

  • Pauly D from “Jersey Shore” and Farrah from “Teen Mom” may be the latest MTV love match. [Fox News]
  • MTV has ordered a reality TV spin on “The Breakfast Club.” [Gossip Cop]
  • Is there a street out there with your name? Find out! [Lemondrop]

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Quickies: Jennifer Lopez To Guest Star On “HIMYM” & “Jersey Shore”‘s Vinny Is A Harvard Hopeful

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