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Quotable: Snooki Wishes She Was Na’vi Tall

Suffice to say, if Snooki was a Na’vi, she would still be tan. [Twitter]
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Newsflash: Snooki And J-Woww Aren’t Actually Guidettes

Here is a “Jersey Shore” twist. They may wear Italian flags, say they’re looking for muscled-up Italian men and call themselves Guidettes. But it turns out that neither J-Woww or Snooki is actually Italian. In a radio interview for Fox News, J-Woww revealed that she is Spanish and Irish—her last name is Farley. And Snooki is Chilean by birth, though she was adopted and raised by an Italian family. She also said that Ronnie is half Italian. When the DJ asked Jenni to explain why they use the term Guido so often on the show, Jenni explained, “That’s a stereotype that people misconstrued with Italians. It’s a lifestyle. Like, the scene that we’re in. It’s not, like, Italian.” Huh? I’m confused. [PopEater] Keep reading »

In Case You Were Wondering … The Sammi And Ronnie Breakup Was For Real

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Sammi and Ronnie were an inspiration for young guido lovers everywhere … until MTV revealed some shady footage of Sammi flirting with The Situation on the “Jersey Shore” reunion show. As we all remembered, it prompted dramatic tears from Sammi (she locked herself in the bathroom) and some dramatic words from Ronnie, “I cut girls quicker than barbers do.” Harsh, dude. Based on their tumultuous history at the Shore house, I was predicting they’d be back together before I could say, “Gym, tan, laundry,” because that’s just how SamRo rolls. But I guess I was wrong. Keep reading »

A Snowman Situation

In yesterday’s blizzardpalooza, Stacey Klein, Shaun Kane, and Tom Arnold of Washington, DC, created this genius “Jersey Shore“-themed snowman in a snowman contest. It’s “The Situation”—he’s got etched-in abs, a shirt that says “GTL,” condoms slung over his arms, and a bottle of whey protein beside him. But perhaps the best detail: they gave him a spray tan using soy sauce in a Fantastic bottle. The better to creep with. [NYmag.com] Keep reading »

If You Can’t Get Enough Of Snooki And Her New Man …

Snooki’s new “Guido Juicehead” is even greasier than anyone she met on the “Jersey Shore” — dude used to oil himself up for bodybuilding competitions. Read more
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Blushing Bride Wants Pauly D To Give Her Away

Many women dream of their wedding days. They envision a sunset ceremony on a secluded beach and the inter-generational dancing at their reception, but most of all, they picture themselves in a poofy dress walking down the aisle … with Pauly D. Yes, you read that correctly. Michael Schweiger, who handles appearance requests for all the cast mates of “Jersey Shore” besides Snooki, has revealed the craziest request he’s received so far. A California bride offered Pauly D $50,000 to walk her down the aisle. Even crazier — Pauly turned the offer down. “Pauly is a serious DJ,” explained Schweiger. “He does not want to be doing stuff that is unrelated to DJ-ing.” [NY Daily News]

Meanwhile, the party poopers over at MTV are trying to rein in “Jersey Shore” appearances.
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Meet Snooki’s Dude Man, Emilio Antonio

Looks like Snooki has indeed found herself a Valentine. Yesterday, she told us about her body builder, juicehead boyfriend and today the two arrived back from Miami, all smooches at the airport. Her man’s name is Emilio Antonio and he works at a gym. “My babeeee,” she Twittered along with a photo. “Sry I’m taken ; )” Keep reading »

Quotable: Snooki Dishes About Her New Boyfriend

“He is actually a body builder and works at the gym. He is just like my typical guido juicehead with, like, a good personality. I am really excited to, like, show the public who he is. He is freaking banging. We’re the sexiest couple I have ever seen in my entire life so I am excited for everybody to see that.”

Snooki, who has finally found love and mastered the art of humility Keep reading »

Get Photoshop-Happy With Snooki

While you count down the days until the new season of “Jersey Shore,” here’s a blog to keep you entertained — Snookie Shop. Those with Photoshop and silhouetting talents cut and paste everyone’s favorite reality show whiner into random locations — movie posters, alongside former President Clinton, and even still shots from movies like “The Hangover.” We especially appreciate the very guidette outfit that she’s sporting in each image: a hot pink track jacket paired with liquid leggings and Uggs. And though we’re itching for a bit of sartorial variety, this “Sex and the City” poster couldn’t be more perfect. [Snookie Shop] Keep reading »

Quickies: “Jersey Shore”-Watching Grandma & We Might See More Of Pauly D’s Penis Head

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