In yesterday’s blizzardpalooza, Stacey Klein, Shaun Kane, and Tom Arnold of Washington, DC, created this genius “Jersey Shore“-themed snowman in a snowman contest. It’s “The Situation”—he’s got etched-in abs, a shirt that says “GTL,” condoms slung over his arms, and a bottle of whey protein beside him. But perhaps the best detail: they gave him a spray tan using soy sauce in a Fantastic bottle. The better to creep with. [NYmag.com] Keep reading »
Snooki’s new “Guido Juicehead” is even greasier than anyone she met on the “Jersey Shore” — dude used to oil himself up for bodybuilding competitions. Read more …
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Many women dream of their wedding days. They envision a sunset ceremony on a secluded beach and the inter-generational dancing at their reception, but most of all, they picture themselves in a poofy dress walking down the aisle … with Pauly D. Yes, you read that correctly. Michael Schweiger, who handles appearance requests for all the cast mates of “Jersey Shore” besides Snooki, has revealed the craziest request he’s received so far. A California bride offered Pauly D $50,000 to walk her down the aisle. Even crazier — Pauly turned the offer down. “Pauly is a serious DJ,” explained Schweiger. “He does not want to be doing stuff that is unrelated to DJ-ing.” [NY Daily News]
Meanwhile, the party poopers over at MTV are trying to rein in “Jersey Shore” appearances.
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Looks like Snooki has indeed found herself a Valentine. Yesterday, she told us about her body builder, juicehead boyfriend and today the two arrived back from Miami, all smooches at the airport. Her man’s name is Emilio Antonio and he works at a gym. “My babeeee,” she Twittered along with a photo. “Sry I’m taken ; )” Keep reading »
“He is actually a body builder and works at the gym. He is just like my typical guido juicehead with, like, a good personality. I am really excited to, like, show the public who he is. He is freaking banging. We’re the sexiest couple I have ever seen in my entire life so I am excited for everybody to see that.”
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While you count down the days until the new season of “Jersey Shore,” here’s a blog to keep you entertained — Snookie Shop. Those with Photoshop and silhouetting talents cut and paste everyone’s favorite reality show whiner into random locations — movie posters, alongside former President Clinton, and even still shots from movies like “The Hangover.” We especially appreciate the very guidette outfit that she’s sporting in each image: a hot pink track jacket paired with liquid leggings and Uggs. And though we’re itching for a bit of sartorial variety, this “Sex and the City” poster couldn’t be more perfect. [Snookie Shop] Keep reading »
It’s time for a vacation, right? I’ve got an idea for ya. Why don’t you rent the house the “Jersey Shore” kids stayed in for their wild summer in Seaside Heights? Currently, the house will run you $3,500 a night, but come May—when beach season rolls around again—that will go way up, to $6,500 a night, reportedly three times what the house rented for in the pre-reality show days. But think about it: You and your honey could get close in the hot tub, which presumably has been scrubbed down since the summer. You could make a big Italian meal like “The Situation,” cuddle like Ronnie and Sammi, or see if you can master the duck phone a little better than Snooki. Sure, it’ll be freezing out, but you don’t actually have to leave the house. Heck, it’s not like the crew went to the beach more than once all summer. [NY Daily News] Keep reading »
World, can we please stop messing with greatness? Snooki (aka Nicole Polizzi from “Jersey Shore”) got yet another makeover at the hands of “Inside Edition.” The slicked-back hair and va-va-voom dress is super reminiscent of something a Kardashian sister would wear and, coincidentally, Snooki also suddenly resembles Rob Kardashian’s former girlfriend, Adrienne Bailon. Whatever. She looks pretty, but I’m over people trying to turn Snooki into someone she’s not. [via Dlisted] Keep reading »
