Oh, those demure ”Jersey Shore” kids! When MTV signed up Snooki, JWoww, The Situation, and the rest, it knew it had an explosive mix of sex, alcohol, and cheesiness, and the ratings proved this is what the people want (god help them)! But MTV isn’t stupid either. It knew this mix could get the cast into trouble — and I’m not talking about their many arrests. I’m talking about VD here, people. STDs. Sexually transmitted diseases. AIDS. Herpes. Gonorrhea. MTV didn’t care much if anyone got an STD, mind you. But it didn’t want to be held responsible for it. So apparently the cast had to sign a “VD waiver,” promising they wouldn’t sue the network in case any of the cast members got the fire down below. Read more…
Want to know how the “Jersey Shore” guidos spent the weekend? Of course you do! Deena, JWoww, The Situation, Pauly D, Ronnie, Sammy, Vinny, and Snooki headed to Toms River, NJ, strapped on, uh, aquatic jet-packs (not the technical term, I suspect), and had a little fun in the sun. Their faces are kind of priceless. Alas, Snooki was too pregnant and Sammy was too lame to participate. Click on to see all the photos… Keep reading »
Q: One of the most talked-about new shows has been Girls. Do you watch that one?
Jenni: Never heard of it.
The pop culture zeitgeist just exploded, because “Jersey Shore”‘s Snooki and JWoww admit they’ve never even heard of “Girls.” Take that, Lena Dunham! [NY Mag.com]
When “Jersey Shore”‘s Deena Cortese was arrested for disorderly conduct and public drunkenness this past weekend, we discovered she was guilty of another offense: Crazy tan lines. How did she get that design on her butt? Also, why was she wearing slippers in public? And cuddling with a giant stuffed animal? I guess we’ll have to wait until next season to find out how the meatball ended up in such hot sauce. I’m already suspecting that she is feeling the pressure to fill Snooki’s shoes now that she’s pregnant. Meaning … SOBER. Click through to see more of the weirdest celebrity tan lines we’ve ever seen. [The Superficial]
Pregnant Snooki is going to poop out a little guido sometime this fall and is turning to someone older and wiser for guidance about breastfeeding. Naturally, the only D-list celebrity whose skin is orange enough to be to taken seriously by young Snooks is Big Ang from “Mob Wives.” They might be each other’s spirit animals. Although, really, if Snooki had boob job questions, couldn’t she just ask JWoww? [VH1]
There’s a little guido on the way for Snooki and Jionni!
The pregnant “Jersey Shore” star tells InTouch that she and her fiance are having a baby boy — and she did it in classic Snooki fashion.
“You’re not supposed to see the baby’s penis that early on, but my doctor could,” Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi tells the mag. “Jionni felt so cool, like, ‘Yeah, that’s my boy!’”
Polizzi reveals that she was hoping for a little guidette, saying “All girls want girls … but then again, it’s still my baby no matter what. I’m excited either way.” Read more …
“That bitch is crazy … you are not supposed to take kids there. Everyone knows you are NOT supposed to take kids there.”
– Our “Jersey Shore” girl Snooki has harsh words for fellow tanning addict Patricia Krentcil. If Snooki is pulling your card, well, you know it’s bad. [Extra]