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Jimmy Kimmel Asks “Jersey Shore” Dudes About “Hijinks In The Shower”

Jessica WakemanJanuary 5, 2012 //
"Jersey Shore" Season 5
Jersey Shore season five
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Vinny's Rape Rap
Vinny Guadagnino photo
Vinny debuted a rap song about "rapin' it." Read More »
Sitch's Lollipop
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The Situation is hawking a lollipop, for some reason. Read More »

It’s that time again: “Jersey Shore” infects your TV again tonight. (Itch, itch, itch.) God, I can’t wait. “Mob Wives” return to television is not making me stupid enough. The boys stopped by Jimmy Kimmel’s couch this week to talk tanning and Jimmy couldn’t resist a question about whether there have ever been any dude-on-dude “hijinks in the shower.” There haven’t yet … at least none that anyone will admit to. I guess Deena’s hookup with one of The Situation’s twins in Italy was the first, and last, slightly gay thing to happen on that show.  [Perez Hilton]

There’s Going To Be A Geeky “Jersey Shore”

Julie GersteinDecember 27, 2011 //
TV For Book Nerds
What to read based on your fave TV show! 9 Photos »
Geek Girls Unite
We're totally craving Leslie Simon's book! Read More »
Celebrity Geeks
These cool celebs were total geeks in high school. 10 Photos »

Whoa boy, there’s no end to the “Jersey Shore” scourge. The show’s producers have now cast their sights on a new breed of hyper-constructed reality: nerd reality. Their new show, “Fandom Rising” (let’s hope this is the working title), is casting for “eight strangers for a mission to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new lifestyles and relationships, to boldly go where no fanboy or fangirl has gone before.” Keep reading »

JWoww Defies Gravity & Taste With New Stick-On Bikini Line

Julie GersteinDecember 23, 2011 //

Jenni “JWoww” Farley is probably my favorite castmate on “Jersey Shore,” which is kind of like saying, “Chlamydia is my favorite STD.” And yes, expecting class, grace and tastefulness from anyone in the Shore house would would be ridiculous. However, JWoww’s new line of stick-on bikinis is really next level. You know, stick-on bikinis. Because tying a bikini is really too hard. Keep reading »

Girl Talk: I’m A Smart Girl Who Loves “Jersey Shore”

Sarah Von BargenDecember 23, 2011 //
I Love Guidos
An essay to a woman who prefers dating guidos. Read More »
Is "Jersey Shore" Sexist?
Vinny and Snooki photo
Vinny swears that "Jersey Shore" isn't sexist. Read More »
Reality TV Lessons
11 Life Lessons From This Year In Reality Television
Eleven lessons from the year 2011 in reality TV. 12 Photos »

I am a self-described Smart Girl. I probably possess several other positive traits but my intelligence is one that I cling to and frequently define myself by.  I have an MA in Applied Linguistics, I’ve been known to read Dickens on the beach and I have Very Strong Feelings about the correct use of “you’re.”  

And yet?  I never, ever miss an episode of MTV’s favorite train wreck: “Jersey Shore.”

Now, before you give yourself a headache from all that eye-rolling, I’d like to state my case.  Keep reading »

Sammi From “Jersey Shore”‘s Makeunder Is Super Cute

Jessica WakemanDecember 21, 2011 //
"Jersey Shore" Season 5
Jersey Shore season five
Check out the trailer! Watch »
Sammi & Ronnie Split
Sammi and Ronnie photo
They're dunzo %u2014 for the time being, anyway. Read More »
Sammi Quits "Jersey"
Why did Sammi leave the shore house? Read More »

You know what we miss the most about Jane magazine (other than all of Jane magazine)? The makeunders. The mag would pull some woman off the street, snatch the black eyeliner out of her hands, and do her up in a more subtle makeup look using fewer products. Now the ladies of xoJane.com, where editor Jane Pratt has landed, have gifted Sammi Giancola from “Jersey Shore” a makeunder and day-um girl. Sammi’s always been really pretty, but her xoJane makeunder really lets her natural beauty shine through. The makeup artist hired by xoJane only used five beauty products and took no longer than five minutes to make her up. I like! Lay off the tanning beds and flatirons for awhile, Sammi, pretty please? [xoJane] Keep reading »

The Gals On “Jersey Shore” Don’t Portray Women In A Positive Light? Who Knew?!

Stefanie BlejecDecember 11, 2011 //
Is "Jersey Shore" Sexist?
Vinny and Snooki photo
Vinny swears that "Jersey Shore" isn't sexist. Read More »
On Hating Amber
Why viewers love to hate "Teen Mom" Amber Portwood. Read More »
Reality TV Lessons
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Life lessons gleaned from reality TV. Read More »

The Parents Television Council (PTC) isn’t set to release the report, “Reality of MTV: Gender Portrayals on Reality TV,” until this Wednesday, but Fox News got a sneak peak in advance and has summarized the findings. (Jezebel accurately commented that their report provides an early view of the study through “an additional layer of puritanical hysteria.”) The PTC studied one season each of the top four prime-time shows viewed by 12- to 17-year-old adolescents – ”Jersey Shore,” “16 and Pregnant,” “Teen Mom 2,” and “The Real World” – and collected a bounty of not so surprising statistics. Most prominently, it the report found that the majority of crude or negative remarks came from female cast members. Only 24 percent of the comments made by females in regards to themselves were positive, and women spoke about sex more frequently and graphically than males. Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: Watch The “Jersey Shore” Season Five Trailer!

Jessica WakemanDecember 6, 2011 //
Season 4 Finale
the situation photo
The "Jersey Shore" cast leaves Italy at the end of season four. Read More »
Vinny's Rape Rap
Vinny Guadagnino photo
Vinny debuted a rap song about "rapin' it." Read More »
Snooki Self-Tanner
snooki photo
For that subtle orange glow! Read More »
Jersey Shore season five
  • Oh Lord. Is it time for “Jersey Shore” season five already? The gang is back in Seaside Heights, New Jersey, for another summer of Fuzzy Navels and Valtrex. Snooki is boozing. The Situation is fighting. And someone has a giant bunny suit. [TooFab]
  • Adele will not drink your crappy American beer. Pish posh! [PopDust]
  • Kate Middleton carried her clutch in front of her stomach, which Us Weekly believes is code for saying “I’m pregnant!” [US Weekly]
  • Guess who has grumpy things to say about Lady Gaga? Bill O’Reilly. SURPRISE! [NYmag.com] 
    Keep reading »

Hot Links: JWoww’s Fans Unimpressed With Her Maxim Spread, Plus “Shame”-Inspired Sex Positions!

Amelia McDonell-ParryDecember 6, 2011 //
  • Jenni “JWoww” Farley is on the cover of Maxim and some fans are upset that the “Jersey Shore” star looks “plastic.” Um, how did they expect her to look? This is A) Maxim and B) JWoww. [TooFab]
  • Headline of the day: “Florida Shoplifter Caught With Steak, Candles In Pants.” I wonder who he was planning a romantic dinner for? [Huffington Post]
  • Oooh, four sexual positions inspired by the movie “Shame”? Yes, please! Can I also get some to practice them with? No? Boo. [AskMen] Keep reading »

Morning Quickies: Vinny From “Jersey Shore” Raps About Rape

Jessica WakemanDecember 1, 2011 //
"Jersey Shore" Sexism
Vinny and Snooki photo
Vinny swears that "Jersey Shore" isn't sexist. Read More »
Rape Insensitivity
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Rush Limbaugh said something insensitive about rape. Shocker! Read More »
Rape Jokes On Facebook
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Joking about raping women is cool with Facebook. Read More »
Vinny Guadagnino photo
  • Vinny Guadagnino from “Jersey Shore” debuted a rap song on YouTube yesterday called “Rack City Mix” with the lyrics “Actin’ like I’m raping it / F**k her till she fakin’ it.” After getting blased by the Rape, Abuse and Incest National Network (RAINN), Vinny pulled the video. He also tweeted, “Whoa! Some people really know how to take things out of context ! #LearnToListenToMusic …It was fun though!” Perhaps realizing that tweet was even more boneheaded than the initial video, Vinny then tweeted, “Sorry for offensive rap.I’m 100% against violence & work with many organizations to stop it. Will continue to do so.” Sigh. [Huffington Post]
  • In defense of Miley Cyrus’ adorable child star rebellion. [NYmag.com]
  • Josiah Duggar, one of the 72 Duggar children, is shilling for a Farmville-like video game about being a Christian missionary in Africa. [Crushable] Keep reading »

Chloe Sevigny Hates The Hiltons, Loves Snooki And JWoww

Julie GersteinNovember 9, 2011 //
Steal Chloe's Style
Get Chloe Sevigny's awesome leopard look! Read More »
Chloe on Accessories
Fake Chloe takes us through her accessory collection. Read More »
Chloe's 10 Best Looks
Chloe Sevigny style
Check out the fashion icon's signature style. 11 Photos »

“What’s Paris Hilton’s sister called? Isn’t it Nicky or something? Anyway, she apparently talked to someone about my first collection, and was like, ‘I don’t get it.’ I was like, Good! I’m glad she doesn’t get it. It’s not for her. If Snooki wants to wear my clothes, go for it. I think she’d look a lot better in them ... I have to admit, I do find that JWoww sexy in a really weird way. It’s like that sexy, dirty kind of girl—not dirty, but like a hot mess.”

– File this quote under surprising things we learned about actress/designer Chloe Sevigny. Who knew she’d be a “Jersey Shore” kind of girl? [Bullet]

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