In what has to be one of the worst-named books of all time, former star-turned-husband-of-Rebecca Romijn and stay-at-home-dad, Jerry O’Connell, will be penning a parenting memoir called Cry, Feed, (Make Love to Wife), Burp. You may remember the celebrity couple are parents to twin babies, born late last year. Here’s a blurb about the book: “O’Connell will describe life as a very 21st century father in a land of celebrity, the sterile California suburbs, and two-for-one diaper changing—everything from the moment he was told it was time for him to be a father, through the trials and tribulations of conception and childbirth, to the joys and disasters and joys again of staying home to raise two new babies.” Anyone else wonder what it means to be a “very” 21st century father”? Is that code for “he lets the wife wear the pants, while he wears the burp cloths”? [via Media Bistro]

“I’m going to read up on Judy Blume, rent some Molly Ringwald films, and watch ‘Twilight.’”

—Jerry O’Connell on how he’s preparing for the day his twin girls, Dolly and Charlie, are teenagers

• Jerry O’Connell is on diaper duty while wife Rebecca Romijn is promoting her new fall series, “Eastwick.” [People]—Maybe they should have been on “Househusbands of Hollywood”?
• Kendra Wilkinson has revealed that she is having a boy. [Us Weekly]
• Rachel McAdams says relationships are “hard ... and they’re worth it. If you find the right person, it’s worth the struggle.” [OK! Magazine]—It sure must have been difficult to break up with Ryan Gosling.

Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O’Connell welcomed twin girls this weekend! They name them Dolly Rebecca Rose and Charlie Tamara Tulip. Yes, Dolly after Dolly Parton. And Charlie after Jerry’s “Bachelor” brother. [Us Weekly]

Gary Oldman married some super gorgeous jazz singer in a small, secret ceremony this weekend. What’s up with that guy marrying younger hot women? He was married to Uma Thurman you know… [DListed]

Two dancers from “Dancing With The Stars” are engaged. [DListed]

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony tried to prove that their marriage is in good shape by appearing together at the inauguration for Puerto Rico’s new President. [Perez Hilton]

 

Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson share their marital bed with a crew of teddy bears sent to her by the pop singer’s fans. [Perez Hilton]

As much as I love Don Draper and Dexter and Hank Moody, I’m always happy to have some new eye candy to gaze upon during my nightly TV ritual. The Fall TV schedule brings a plethora of new faces to the small screen on brand spankin’ new shows that either rule for more than just the hotness (like Fox’s “Fringe”) or are just worth a quick glance (um, “Knight Rider”). After the jump, 10 new-to-TV actors that you won’t want to miss.

Gwen Stefani FINALLY popped, after the longest pregnancy in the history of celebrity knock-ups. She and husband Gavin Rossdale named the little boy Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale. It is impossible for me to come up with a better joke than Michael K at DListed, who wrote, “Zuma Nesta Rock sounds like a planned community in Arizona.” So true. [DListed]

Salma Hayek broke off her engagement to her French billionaire baby daddy. [Us Weekly]