Posts tagged "jerking off"

Sex Toy Test Drive: The FiFi Is A Cute Lil’ Sleeping Bag For Your Dong To Fuck

 I praise Whizworx LLC for keeping the bar low with Fifi’s slogan: “It’s better than your hand.”  …

Anonymous / August 27, 2015

Allison Williams On Marnie’s Masturbation Scene On “Girls”


“I was so nervous about [filming Marnie’s masturbation scene], Lena [Dunham] brought me in the dressing room and we took turns being up against the door. I would go ‘Do you think it should look like this,’ and then she’d say ‘No, no, no, no, hey, you sit down, I’m gonna try it,’ and…

Jessica Wakeman / January 24, 2014

Cosmopolitan Blogger Anna Breslaw Masturbated On The Subway

All the jokes about going downtown just write themselves, don’t they?

When a man masturbates in public, it’s creepy and it’s criminal and women feel at best grossed out and at worst violated. When  a woman masturbates in public, it’s …. a really funny article for Cosmoplitan?

Jessica Wakeman / September 19, 2013

Robert Pattinson Admitted He Masturbated On Camera In 2008 Film

Robert Pattinson admitted to masturbating in the 2008 film “Little Ashes” while making out with an other actor for a gay sex scene. “My orgasm face is recorded for eternity,” RPattz told German Interview magazine. He said that faking an orgasm “just doesn’t work, so I pleasured myself in front of the camera.” Sadly,…

Jessica Wakeman / September 4, 2013

Mom Leaves “Please Stop Masturbating” Sign For 13-Year-Old Son

Puberty is rough — rougher still when you ignore your mother’s warnings to stop wiping jizz on her nice bathroom towels. If this Redditor’s 13-year-old son doesn’t start depositing his spank bank splooge into tissues soon, he’s going to find his bedroom redecorated with Justin Bieber towels and My Little Pony decor. Way harsh, Mom.

Jessica Wakeman / July 31, 2013

8 Crappy Ways A Masturbation Session Can Be Interrupted

There I was, minding my own (lady-)business, happily masturbating with my Laya Spot, when the cat hopped up on the bed. He rubbed against my leg, purred, made eye contact with me. Held eye contact with me.

That’s it: the moment is killed. I can’t get it off when the cat is in my…

Jessica Wakeman / May 7, 2013

Jerk Off: 9 Celebs Caught Performing “Lewd Acts” In Public

We loved Nick Stahl in the too-short HBO series Carnivale, and man, has that guy had a strange year. He was missing, then found, then missing again. And now, just Thursday evening, he  was caught masturbating in a Hollywood adult video store. Cops arrested him and charged him with committing “lewd conduct,” which is a…

Julie Gerstein / December 29, 2012

Cosmo Solves Your Vacuum Cleaner Masturbation Problems

Let’s get right to the point. This is the lede of an article in Cosmopolitan’s October 2012 issue: “Julie, 29, has amazing orgasms. The catch? They’re with her vacuum cleaner.”

Julie*, whose name has been changed of course, continues:
One time, I was straddling it and noticed it felt good. The intense…

Jessica Wakeman / September 17, 2012