Cosmopolitan Blogger Anna Breslaw Masturbated On The Subway
All the jokes about going downtown just write themselves, don't they? When a man masturbates in public, it's creepy and it's criminal and women feel at best grossed out and at worst violated. When a woman masturbates in public, it's .... a really funny article for Cosmoplitan?
Mom Leaves “Please Stop Masturbating” Sign For 13-Year-Old Son
Puberty is rough — rougher still when you ignore your mother's warnings to stop wiping jizz on her nice bathroom towels. If this Redditor's 13-year-old son doesn't start depositing his spank bank splooge into tissues soon, he's going to find his bedroom redecorated with Justin Bieber towels and My Little Pony decor. Way harsh, Mom.
Jerk Off: 9 Celebs Caught Performing “Lewd Acts” In Public
We loved Nick Stahl in the too-short HBO series Carnivale, and man, has that guy had a strange year. He was missing, then found, then missing again. And now, just Thursday evening, he was caught masturbating in a Hollywood adult video store. Cops arrested him and charged him with committing "lewd conduct," which is a…
Cosmo Solves Your Vacuum Cleaner Masturbation Problems
Let's get right to the point. This is the lede of an article in Cosmopolitan's October 2012 issue: "Julie, 29, has amazing orgasms. The catch? They're with her vacuum cleaner." Julie*, whose name has been changed of course, continues: One time, I was straddling it and noticed it felt good. The intense vibrations against my…