Remember last week when Johnny Depp left a $4,000 tip for a waiter? Yeah, it still makes my heart go pitter-patter. So I was kind of shocked to find out that, despite their bloated bank accounts, many famous people treat waiters and watiresses like crap. We figured we’d give you a few of the worst offenders. Like Madonna, who has been known to leave no tip at all! [AskMen.com]

Here are some other celebs you wouldn’t want seated in your section.

It’s easy to imagine that Hollywood is one giant orgy but, in reality, celebrities have to be careful with their sexcapades since their lives are always on blast. Even though he’s like eleventy, Warren Beatty was once quite the heartthrob. And in model Léon Bing’s upcoming memoir Swans and Pistols she says that even though Beatty came to a party with his girlfriend Julie Christie, he said to her, “If I wasn’t here with someone, we’d be in the upstairs bathroom right now with the door locked and your panties down.” [NY Post]

Eek! He said, ‘Panties!’ Douche chills! Thankfully, the constant paparazzi presence keeps today’s male stars from laying on the sleaze too thick. But here are a few famous creeps who forgot that what you say today ends up in the tabloid tomorrow.

Looks like Paris Hilton is rubbing off on Cristiano Ronaldo. No, he doesn’t have the herp. But the soccer stud must have caught some of her fashion sense because, lately, he’s been seen carrying around what appears to be a Gucci clutch. Could also be he’s just European and that’s how he rolls?

I’m all for breaking gender fashion roles—women in menswear, men in pink. Hey, if you’re Scottish and the kilt fits, wear it. But I have to draw the line at murses. Come on, guys do not have that much to carry around. It’s not like they need lip gloss, tampons, or an emergency Tootsie Roll. Messenger bags, backpacks and briefcases are fine, but guys—leave the heavy lifting to us ladies.

Here are some celebrities “man” enough to carry a murse.

Phylicia Rashad, otherwise known as Clair Huxtable from “The Cosby Show,” made her debut in “August: Osage County” Tuesday night on Broadway. Rashad is playing “Violet Weston, the brittle, uncensored drug-abusing matriarch of an Oklahoma family,” according to the New York Times. Wait, isn’t the rest of the Weston family white? As a result of some “nontraditional casting, Ms. Rashad inherits a white stage family of three daughters, a husband, a sister and other relatives.” Well, if anyone can pull that off, we bet it’s Phylicia.

Lately, it seems like lots of actors have been making their way from Hollywood to Broadway. Here are some of our favorites who’ve given the stage a shot.

Sacha Baron Cohen

The man who plays Borat, Ali G, and Bruno actually has a very sexy British accent in real life.