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Style Face-Off: Divas Take Monday Night Football

Where I come from, there is a pretty standard uniform for football games, and it does not include white silk jumpsuits, or tight white pants paired with sparkly custom-fit jerseys. This is mostly a precautionary measure, as it’s easy to get sloshed with beer and messy foods like burgers and hot dogs. Apparently, this does not apply to “divas” like Jennifer Lopez and Gloria Estefan, who showed up to Monday Night Football in Miami last night looking like they had never heard of the sport. (At least Estefan looks semi-appropriate for the event.) Huh. [Miami, 10/13/09] Keep reading »

Jennifer Lopez Copies Beyonce And Releases A New Song Under An Alter Ego

Beyonce turned a few heads when she released her album last year under her alter ego, Sasha Fierce. But Jennifer Lopez is turning even more heads now because people are asking themselves: “WTF, didn’t Bey do this last year?” J.Lo has released her new single, “Fresh Out the Oven,” under the alias “Lola,” which is Marc Anthony’s pet name for her. And Lola, similar to Sasha, has her own website too. The song really isn’t original; it’s Jennifer’s typical dance music. While I could do without rapper Pitbull on it, the song itself is kind of catchy and in step with most pop music out now — it’s Autotuned within an inch of its life, but J.Lo still sounds like she’s screeching when hitting the high notes. I’m happy Jennifer is working again because those twins of hers have to eat. Keep reading »

Quick Pic: Marc Anthony Gives Jennifer Lopez A Breast Exam

“Nope, no lumps!” [NYC, 7/24/09]
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Quick Pic: The Jokes Just Write Themselves

Why haven’t celebrities like Jennifer Lopez learned that you should never, ever, ever eat a popsicle in public unless you want juvenile bloggers like me to make blow job jokes? [NYC, 7/16/09] Keep reading »

Quick Pic: Jenny From The Block, Indeed

J. Lo is working her assets for “The Back Up Plan.” No, it’s not what you’re thinking, that’s actually the name of the movie she’s taping in Tribeca in downtown New York. [NYC, 7/16/09] Keep reading »

Quickies!: Best Week Ever Helps Burger King Out With Offensive Slogans

  • Since Burger King marketers were obviously having trouble coming up with offensive slogans, Best Week Ever decided to help them out. [Best Week Ever]
  • He made questionable remarks to actor T.R. Knight about being gay, but Isaiah Washington has now joined the NO H8 campaign for gay marriage equality. [Perez Hilton] – We’re glad he had a change of heart.

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Sadface: J-Lo Shutters Clothing Line Sweetface

How we gonna dress like “Jenny from the Block” now? Jennifer Lopez is reportedly stopping production of her clothing line, Sweetface, which launched in 2003. Unlike other celeb lines so closely tied to the faces that promote them, Sweetface actually had a distance from the J. Lo megashine, and stood on its own with sexy draped tops, ruffled jumpers, and tight black miniskirts. The collection was less about Lopez, but more about creating clothing that looked like something she’d actually wear. There’s a possibility, however, that the brand will be reborn with an “entirely new fashion point of view,” the company said. In that case, your frown might turn upside down. Let’s just hope that “new viewpoint” isn’t something horrifically trashtastic (we’re looking at you, Heidi Montag). [Access Hollywood] Keep reading »

Diva Kate Gosselin Puts J. Lo Out Of Work

Kate Gosselin’s been on nine magazine covers in the last month alone, her show premiere had almost 10 million viewers, and her long-in-front-party-in-the-back hair style is the hottest ‘do since Jennifer Aniston’s “Rachel.” And now, Ms. Thing is continuing her world domination by out-diva-ing major diva Jennifer Lopez. According to reports J. Lo was in talks with TLC to have her own reality show but didn’t want to have her children on air, and instead wanted to focus on the behind-the-scenes workings of launching her latest perfume. Yeah, apparently TLC thought that was kinda lame, too. So when “Jon and Kate Plus 8″ killed it in the ratings on Monday, the TLC peeps shelved the J. Lo show entirely. Brutal. Keep reading »

Quick Pic: These Two Are Still Together?

Even more baffling? She, apparently, is filming a new movie! Someone continues to hire her? [NYC, 5/14/09] Keep reading »

Quick Pic: Jennifer Lopez Proves A Red Dress And Heels Are H-O-T!

Does anyone else find it odd that Jenny from the Block is rarely spotted with her tots? [4/22/09, New York City] Keep reading »

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