Jennifer Aniston usually plays good girls. But in her new movie “Horrible Bosses,” she’s coming over to the dark side—both in her actions and her hair color. In the flick, Jennifer plays a sadistic dentist who tortures her hygienist. In this trailer, she shoots him in the crotch with water and comments on his package size. She also undresses and molests patients while they’re knocked out on happy gas and keeps an iPad slideshow of the photos. Oh, and she fellates a banana. But the director assures us things go even farther in the actual movie. “There’s a whole bunch of things she does that couldn’t be put in this trailer. Stuff you won’t believe,” he says. “It’s really exciting to see [Jennifer] do something a bit further… afield, if you will.” I’m pretty excited for this one. [EW] Keep reading »
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Jennifer Aniston, Demi Moore And Alicia Keys To Direct Lifetime Short Movies
So, apparently, Jennifer Aniston didn’t love our idea for her to direct an all female version of “The Three Amigos” starring herself, Courteney Cox, and Lisa Kudrow. Looks like she wanted something more meaty and heartfelt for her directorial debut. She has signed on for “Project Five,” a Lifetime project that will meld together five short films about different breast cancer survivors. And Jennifer won’t be the only famous director—Demi Moore and Alicia Keys will also be stepping behind the camera for the cause. Keep reading »
Loading ...Ashton Kutcher Dreamed Of Dating Jennifer Aniston
“I bet a high school buddy $1,000 that one day I would go on a date with Jennifer Aniston. … I was 17 years old and she was on my screensaver. … Five years later I actually met her and I asked Brad Pitt’s permission to ask his wife out on a date. He was so cool and said ‘You go for it,’ so I asked her and she turned me down. Now we’re friends so it might still happen, but now I have to ask Demi’s permission and I just don’t know how to broach that with the wife. But I do want to win the bet.”
—Ashton Kutcher reveals to Graham Norton of the BBC that his dream woman back in the day wasn’t Demi Moore, but Jennifer Aniston. For some reason, I can just picture young Ashton watching “Friends” and drooling at the Rachel scenes. [NY Daily News] Keep reading »
Jennifer Aniston Is Happy Alone, She Swears
“I think people honestly just want to see me as a mom and married and barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen … And I just want to say, ‘Everybody, relax! It’s going to happen.’ “
– Jennifer Aniston on the public’s hopes and dreams for her. That’s a very “Just Go With It” attitude, Jen. Did you all copy that? Leave Jennifer alone with your expectations for her life. Her time to be barefoot and preggo in the kitchen will come. [People] Keep reading »
Between Two Ferns With Jennifer Aniston, Tila Tequila And, Of Course, Zach Galifianakis
Hooray! Another of episode of “Between Two Ferns” has hit the web. This time, the adorable and funny Zach Galifianakis interviews both Tila Tequila and Jennifer Aniston, but seems to have much better chemistry with the former. For the record, if I was forced to pick a state to annihilate with a nuclear weapon, I would choose Delaware. Sorry Joe Biden. [Funny Or Die] Keep reading »
Jennifer Aniston’s Dog, Norm, Is Just Like A Little Man
Jennifer Aniston has been hitting the talk show circuit hardcore to promote her new movie, “Just Go With It.” Last night, she sat down with Chelsea Handler on “Chelsea Lately”—and brought along her dog, Norman, a 15-year-old Corgi and terrier mix. Only JenAn would put her dog in a collared shirt and argyle vest to match Chelsea’s co-host, Chuy. How cute. [NY Post] Keep reading »
Jennifer Aniston Hated The “Rachel” Haircut
“Have there been disasters? I think that’s a very relative term with hair. Let’s say there have been moments I’d rather not relive, like that whole Rachel thing. I love Chris [McMillan, her hairstylist], and he’s the bane of my existence at the same time because he started that damn Rachel, which was not my best look. How do I say this? I think it was the ugliest haircut I’ve ever seen. What I really want to know is, how did that thing have legs? Let’s just say I’m not a fan of short, layered cuts on my personally, so I don’t love revisiting that particular era.”
– Jennifer Aniston admits to Allure that, oh, the most famous haircut of all time, that the rest of the universe got because she had it, is actually totally fugly. Too little, too late, Jen! You should have spoke up then! [Huffington Post] Keep reading »
Jennifer Aniston Doesn’t Get “The Bachelor”
“You know what I find fascinating? ‘The Bachelor.’ I was mesmerized by how these girls, they meet this guy, they have three dates together or something, and they’re weeping as though they’ve just lost the love of their life. I don’t understand that.”
– Jennifer Aniston waxes poetic about “The Bachelor” in the February issue of Allure. I don’t understand “The Bachelor” either, Jen. All these beautiful women battle it out like feral cats over an emotionally stunted douche? WTF. But it’s like crack. I can’t stop watching. I think the fact that producers lock all these women in a house and feed them alcohol 24/7 contributes to the perpetuation of the insane female stereotype. I might fall in love under those conditions as well. I’d like to believe that most of those women are not as embarrassing in their real lives. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »
Super Awkward Smooch Alert!
Jennifer Aniston and Adam Sandler, co-stars in the upcoming movie “Just Go With It,” grazed lips rather strangely at last night’s People’s Choice Awards. Even the guy behind them is embarrassed. Keep reading »
