What does every single dude that’s ever starred in a romantic comedy have in common? Well, they’ve all been impersonated by this guy, and they’ve all been in a movie with Jen Aniston.
“I just sort of lost my head for awhile. I did some dumb interviews and it woke me up. … It was a very strange time. It sort of, like, rocketed me into adulthood. It was a violent crash into being an adult. So for a couple years, it was all figuring it all out. I’m glad I stayed out of the spotlight. I think back then I would have said ‘Give me two weeks! Let me get out! Let me go on ‘Ellen’ and explain myself!’ And it was, like, ‘No, idiot, go away. Be 33 and 34 instead of 28 for the fourth year.’”
– John Mayer is responding, of course, to his 2010 interview with Playboy magazine in which he got really overshare-y about his ex-girlfriend, Jessica Simpson. He called Jess “sexual napalm,” said she was like “crack cocaine” to him in bed, and said of her “If you charged me $10,000 to f**k you, I would start selling all my s**t just to keep f**king you.” (He later apologized to her in writing, but Jessica said she has not and doesn’t ever plan to accept his apology.) And then there was the time John got blabby with paparazzi about his ex-girlfriend Jennifer Aniston, which got him in big trubs with her. Keep reading »
t seems Justin Theroux is sick to death of his girlfriend Jennifer Aniston’sobsession with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and has called off their weddingindefinitely! Jen is said to have collapsed into tears when she heard the news of Brad and Angelina’s engagement and that didn’t make Justin very happy.
“This was going to be Jen’s BIG year for love and happiness. She and Justin were knee-deep in wedding preparations when Jen got the shattering news that Brad and Angie were announcing their engagement and making plans to wed this year.” says a source. Read more…
Jennifer Aniston obviously plays an important role in American pop culture, but scientists have discovered that she also plays a prominent role in a more unexpected place: the medial part of the temporal lobe. Yep, there is a Jennifer Aniston neuron in our brains. Skeptical? Confused? Okay, here’s the deal … Keep reading »
Courteney Cox has practically ended her friendship and is giving the cold shoulder to Jennifer Aniston as she gets closer to her new BFF Demi Moore. Jen is so consumed with boyfriend Justin Theroux right now that Courteney is totally ‘fed up with her right now’ according to a source. Jen is so obsessed with Justin that she is ignoring her friends and treating them as if they didn’t matter. As a consequence Courteney has been driven closer to Demi who is so needy right now after her tragic breakdown and hospitalization. Read more…
Earlier this month, Jennifer Aniston popped into a vintage lighting store in New York City and dropped $20,000 on lights for her LA mansion (meanwhile, in Real People Land, we’re debating whether or not to drop 30 bucks on a lamp from IKEA). Obviously $20K is nothing when you’re a super rich celebrity like Aniston, who earned an estimated $28 million last year. Jen’s not the only celeb flexing her buying power. Click through to check out 10 other mind-boggling celebrity shopping sprees… [Us Weekly]
How to match the girl-next-door good looks of Jennifer Aniston? It’s easy … if you have an extra $8,000 per month to spend on a luxe diet, exercise, and beauty regimen. The Daily Mail breaks down Aniston’s routine splurges, based on reports and estimations:
- Skin care: $2,000 per month. She particularly likes laser peel surgery, followed by soothing creams and other treatments, like the $350 Mila Moursi Rejuvenating Serum. Read more…
“We were [at the shelter] for three hours. I was almost walking out with three puppies. That’s why we named her Sophie, because it was [like] ‘Sophie’s Choice.’ I was crying – it was so hard. … Sophie came right up to us. That was sort of a big indicator – they choose you.”
– Jennifer Aniston tells Jay Leno how she and Justin Theroux came to adopt their pit bull mix puppy and name her Sophie. Oh, as someone who is very pro dog adoption, this quote warms my heart! Jennifer is so right — pets do choose you. I remember the day I adopted Lucca (above right) like it was yesterday. My then-boyfriend and I stopped by a mobile adoption event with the intention of just looking, but immediately my eyes were drawn to a small little honey-colored nugget staring at me with sweet, worried eyes and a big open smile. It was love at first sight. She sat on my lap and hasn’t left it since. [People]
You know what this (left) is? It’s a ring. That says ‘Justin.’ As in ‘Theroux’. Who is wearing it, and not because he’s such a ditz that he often forgets his own name and needs a reminder. Nope, he’s wearing it because
Jennifer Aniston is making him under penalty of public breakdown it’s a symbol of his and Jennifer Aniston’s undying love for one another. Yup. She’s even got one to match (right), and hers is aptly screams ‘Jennifer.’ Read more…